That man kindly used his miles to get me a ticket to San Diego so I could go to my dear friend’s funeral. I just wanted to brag on him real fast for being such an incredibly beautiful human being.

Seriously, I do not know how I would have gotten through the past couple days without my Hostage and Moron friends.
In fact, I could not get through each day without the laughs, fun and fellowship that you guys give me and I really want to thank you all for that.

Each and every one of you have enriched my life in your own special way.

But a big hug to wiserbud for helping me see my family.

Oh and this post is “OLD”

Spent a good portion of my childhood at those beaches

I’m told this is a really slow news day, so what better time to post a story about a guy flashing his nuts on the beach?

I actually passed on this story, yesterday because there just weren’t too many details, other than a guy in a speedo getting busted on a Floriduh beach. I thought, well huh! That could be a lot of guys…Jackstraw for instance.

But some more…er…details (among other things)… came out:

Beach Bob likes to sunbathe in a Speedo.

Nearly every cloudless morning for more than 10 years, he’s wheeled his tattered lounger down to the same spot, which he says is due west of where the boardwalk opens onto the sand at Bonita Beach, and sets up camp for the day.

And so his retirement was going. Sun-drenched, uneventful. Until one day a Lee County Sheriff’s deputy stopped by and wrote him a warning for trespassing.

The reason?

“Exposed scrotum,” the notice read. “Never return to Bonita Beach Main Access.”

Apparently families were complaining. But Beach Bob Hezzelwood was not going without a fight. So he hired a lawyer and got the trespass warning thrown out on a technicality. Now he’s planning to sue the Lee County Sheriff’s office because “his civil rights were violated”.

He claims the deputy lied about his exposed scrot, and caused him to suffer from insomnia because of the stress.

“I have occasionally rolled the top of the Speedo so that the (straps) are a little narrow,” Hezzelwood explained. But he insists there’s nothing X-rated about it: “I’m an old, retired fart who likes sitting on the beach. I was a little embarrassed.”

But the deputy says:

“The first couple (verbal) warnings didn’t obviously make an impression on him,” Dunaske, who says he’d in fact told Hezzelwood multiple times before not to expose his genitals, said in an interview. “He didn’t attempt to cover up or anything. He said he just wanted to get the most sun he could get.”

Ummmm? That sounds like testicle abuse to me.

Legally, Mourick says, a trespass has to be based on somebody’s complaint. Dunaske said several people complained to him about Hezzelwood’s bathing suit — he told the attorneys in his deposition that the suit was rolled in so much that part of Hezzelwood’s penis poked out.

Throw the book at him…(it)!!! PJ Momma’s kids don’t need to see that!

In Hezzelwood’s eyes, these are all manifestations of Dunaske’s lies. But the deputy says so many people were bothered by the skimpy suit that he was once cheered by beach-goers for telling Hezzelwood to cover himself.

‘Nuff said.

Hat tip Crime Scene KC

I’ve been trying to read the blogs today, but there is just nothing happenin’ anywhere!

And is it just me, or now that Hillary is basically done, isn’t the whole political thing just getting a little boring?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMhi8DAG2lA

Found in a thread off Ace’s

btw, if you think prison rape is funny, this man will not like you.

*sorry he doesn’t allow embedding

This is his youtube statement:

In this video, I talk about the depression subject that many millions of men in their 30s, 40s, and beyond are faced with: FORCED LONELINESS.

Believe it or not, there are millions of men that are in their 30s and 40s, and have limited or no experience with women. Many would laugh at this subject matter, much like Americans laugh at prison rape. However, being a virgin male in your 30s or 40s is no laughing matter, and just like prison rape, you’d be a sick, demented person to laugh at it.

I have a friend on here who I met recently on YouTube, and he goes by the name bill122460. Anyway, this Bill character, although he appears angry, is quite a nice guy. How do I know? I’ve personally talked to him on the phone.

Anyway, Bill came up with the idea (as I did years ago) that many men are forced to live a life of loneliness without a woman — NOT BY CHOICE! — but because rejection of the opposite sex — due to women’s rights and feminism — have driven men down this unfortunate rabbit hole.

Yes, it’s truly a sad scenario, and it’s one I need your help on. Please anonymously email me your life story of how you feel rejected by women in the dating scene. Yes, it’s truly embarrassing to some, but if we don’t get the word out, then most men will just live a life of pathetic misery, wishing they had spoken up years before.

Watch my videoS and feel free to email me directly to my YouTube email account. Later, I’ll be posting up a Yahoo email address.

Take care.

Steve

pjmomma says: To make a long story short women suck.

There is only one place I would ever consider posting this:

The dogs aren’t really the main attraction in this clip. It’s “Doppler Don’s” reaction that is priceless. The poor guy completely loses it.

Oh man…I almost forgot to Hat tip James Hart at Crime Scene KC.

If there’s anything ruder than swiping a video off of someones’s blog, it’s swiping a video, and not even bothering to say thanks.

The Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival.

Hint: It took place in Iowa and he put a post up at AoS about the event.

My son Jon plays the trumpet and recently performed with his school’s band at their annual Spring concert.

I thought some of you might appreciate their choice for the first song.

This is the second concert I’ve attended in our city’s school system where they played this song. The previous concert, with the band made up of kids from all of the schools in town, played this, as well as the songs of the other branches of the military. At that concert, the band director asked for those who had served in the military to stand when their branch’s song was played.

It warmed my cold, pessimistic heart to watch as the audience loudly applauded the veterans, one of whom was my Viet Nam war veteran father-in-law, as they stood.

A NEW TOY!!!!!

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.