Comment Hall of Shame
These links below are some examples of the brilliantly stupid humor that we at the Hostages find incredibly funny. If you do not laugh until you cry when reading these threads, you are at the wrong blog. You go away now.
Fartman, What Do You Expect, It’s Saturday Night (car names)
Chad Vader Sings (chocolate rain)
Do You Take Your Morning Coffee Black or With Porn? (porn movie titles)
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I humbly submit the worst car names thread that consisted primarliy of me and wiserbud wetting ourselves.
Unfortunately I have no idea what the name of that thread was.
I nominate pajama momma to find it.
no fair
Why is it always me?
oh, God, I remember the car name thread. I laughed all over again just thinking about it.
Damn, what was that thread about to start with, anyway?
Because you’re the youngest which makes you the pledge.
HURRY UP!!!!!
Why is it always me?
<buuuuuurppp!!!
Why not?
Fine! Here it is.
http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/is-that-a-gun-in-your-pants-or-are-you-just-not-happy-to-see-me/
I have no idea what the car name thread started as. It had nothing to do with cars it was just one of those random things.
It made me weep like a child.
Was that maybe a month ago?
I already found it, Dumas
I also nominate the first Kerry Marie BBF post for induction into the hall of
fameshame.Okay, Dumas, now edit the thread to include it up top.
Jeez, do we have to do everything for you?
That wasn’t it PJM but you’re close. It must have been a few days before that. I think that was carryover.
The thread had at least 100 comments on it.
WTF? That thread had more comments than that!
-1 gajiggityillion points
oh dammit, you’re right FINE! I’ll look again
*holds breath
*dives in
I need to re-read the car names. The Black Baby Jesus LOVES that thread.
oh dammit, you’re right FINE! I’ll look again
Well, hurry the fuck up!!!! I need to laugh more.
Here it is and it happens to have been my post, thank you very much!
http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/2008/03/01/fartman-its-saturday-night-what-do-you-expect/
Now who put the wrong thread link up there?
We’re going to need to order more helmets.
WTF? Do we need to post both car threads??
Don’t crush that dwarf, pass me a helmet.
holy shit, that threads hilarious right from the start!
Foil Man.
It was the beginning.
Mesa, go get laid already!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Seriously…that’s some funny shit.
We should take this act on the road.
I know this might sound like a weird question and all, but do you think, and this is just a hypothetical question here, is there any possibility, however remote, that this thread is only funny to us?
Actuallly we should do one of those threads every week or two.
Those were the threads at Ace’s that slayed me.
And it’s easy to make the topics up. Actually let’s brainstorm now. I’ll start a new thread…
is there any possibility, however remote, that this thread is only funny to us?
Who cares?
here, is there any possibility, however remote, that this thread is only funny to us?
Do you really want to know the answer to that, sunshine?
Oh, god, that was a freaking riot. I couldn’t pick a top 50 out of that, much less a top 10. I’m laughing all over again. And I look at the time stamp and think WTF? 2:30am???? on a week night?
Oh, I bet I felt incredible the day after that.
Hey lurkers!
All two of you.
Is this funny?
*crickets
Who cares?
Look fartface, it was suggested we take this on the road, we are the only ones that would be there. So what do we draw numbers to decide which one of us sits in the audience each night?
Hey lurkers!
All two of you.
Is this funny?
*crickets
hahha, exactly, they all come for kerry marie and downblouse
So what do we draw numbers to decide which one of us sits in the audience each night?
if you start caring about the audience, you lose the funny.
bitchface.
hahha, exactly, they all come for kerry marie and downblouse
But they stay for the brilliant wit and insightful commentary on world events.
Ok, now I’m really leaving.
I won’t even try to explain to the redhead why I’m late.
It’s like Rosetta trying to explain his man/lesbianismishness — only worse.
I’ll see who’s up drunk late night (Rosetta).
Out.
Out.
*Starts stopwatch
if you start caring about the audience, you lose the funny.
Yeah fuck them.
I’ve been to ottoman sites that can handle more traffic.
Rosetta
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11! That shoudl be one of those sidebar endorsement type quotes.
I thought of another thread that needs to be in the hall of shame.
I did the post and I think the title was something like “Would you like porn with that” or something similar.
That was a GREAT one.
oh, yeah, the pron move names
Yes, that one. That may be THE definitive list of porn movie titles.
I thought eman had the best of the entire list:
Tran
Hahahahaha!!
I think I had a two-fer winner here. I suggested the Ford Probe which would also make a great porn title. I’m just gonna go ahead and crown myself The King.
I’ll receive your tributes now.
wait…your actually proud of something you wrote here?
ummmmmmm…….wow.
Oh hells no. Commenting here must feel like Rosetta feels after admitting his addiction to gay midget porn.