Flag Etiquette
Everything you ever wanted or needed to know about respecting our Flag.
This is how happy and proud one should look when they are presented with the Flag of the United States.
Jason Castro “What an honor.”
photo credit: sixtimemom
Sunscreen
Nice
Totally Fabricated Euphemisms For Oral Sex
Because we like Rich.
I’ll start.
Brain Drain
Monday Stupid
Unnecessary censorship.
Someone really hates this guy.
Moron Theatre
Just watched Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I think I’ve probably seen it 20 times and I still bawl like a baby at the end. I laugh at all the stupid jokes. That’s a movie.
Be The Ball’s on now.
This is Racist
Not because of anything I’ll be writing, or the victims, but because the two thugs who committed this atrocious robbery admitted they intentionally rode the DART bus to this neighborhood because “”One of the best spots is Garland because that’s where all the rich, white people stay at,”
The crime: “The 19-year-old said he and Cummings [...]
A Cocktail Only Rosetta Would Love
The SourToe
To be very fair, I’ll concede the Sourtoe Cocktail, where you have to sip a drink containing a preserved human toe.
Calling RichJ…Penny…Usual Suspects…
Musli and DPUD found the perfect thread for your comments</a> at Innocent Bystanders. It’s right up your…well, you know.
Thanks to Lipstick for writing the post.
RIP George
I’ve been reading some of the comments at other sites about George Carlin, who passed away last night at the age of 71. It seems that many people didn’t like him very much or didn’t think he was all that funny. That may or may not be true in regards to his later years, but [...]
My redneck weekend
Between all of the storms, we had a couple of gorgeous days in Michigan.
A buddy of mine used to be a prison doctor in Jackson. Not kidding.
Anyway, Jackson is about eighty miles away and he got tired of the drive, especially in bad weather. So, he bought a little place out in the country about [...]
PJMomma’s A Sitting Duck Right Now
I think it is our duty to help her heal. To heal, her abdominal muscles need to be exercised. Consider this post a repository for your favorite videos, music, jokes, and images guaranteed to make her laugh.
I’ll start it off. Here is what I fondly call the Mrs. Michael duck:
The Rosetta duck:
And my favorite:
PJMomma home [...]
I Swear–Those M-16s Fell Off The Back Of A Truck
Well, technically, a Humvee. In Utah. They were returned a few days after the incident. Anonymously, of course. With a note of apology. Twelve M-16s worth $5,000 each on the black market.
What would be the bigger temptation? Having 12 new M-16s in your arsenal or $60,000 more cash in your stash?
UPDATE: This is the M16 [...]
How Much Would You Pay?!?!1!
Would you spend $30 on this? If so you’re an idiot.
I’m dumber for having watched that farce. Seriously though, two thoughts. First, I would like to commission a study on the political party affiliation for purchasers of this product. I’m just curious.
Second, if you buy this product, you better never complain [...]
Posting this for one reason and one reason only
No more AIDS pandemic threat in the heterosexual community, says Dr. de Cock.
That’s it. That’s all I really wanted to say.
Enjoy!
[UPDATE: Rosetta]
Here’s the last known photo of Dr. de Cock.
Coco Crisp Clears The Dugout
This is all Rosetta’s fault.
UPDATE: Now Improved With All New Flame-War Goodness!!
As we wait for the return of our beloved friend and co-blogger..
I have found these before and after shots of PJM that I thought you all might enjoy.
Before:
After:
Where, exactly, did the belly button piercing go?
Our resident Wild Girl™ is having her Tummy Tuck tomorrow. You know how you never think of questions for the surgeon BEFORE the surgery? Well, she has a couple of doozies for him now. Like, just how far down will the piercing be moved and can she bring her old belly button and mole home [...]
Scorpion Scallopini
You thought kids’ cereal names were bad…
Would you buy health insurance from this man?
Sorry, can’t imbed it, as this isn’t available on YouTube.
And if you buy now, I’ll throw in your first three prostate exams absolutely free!
RIP Harvey Korman
This man made me laugh.
Personal To Mesablue: Nobody Else Read This
What the heck man? I thought you were gonna send me copies of the nude photos we took on the beach?
ps. I’m still cleaning sand out of my………………….ears
Helpful Advice from your Friends at the Hostages
Okay, it’s Tuesday morning. And, instead of the usual Tuesday-morning “coming down” feeling many of us get after a nice, busy weekend of whoring, drinking and hobo-stalking (not to be confused with Rosetta’s usual “Saturday-night ‘going down’ to make enough to buy the next round” feeling) , this weekend was extra long. Thereby [...]
Where is Mesa?
I hope PJ didn’t kill him or something.
