I haven’t posted one of these in a while so here you go. Chad rules.
Fucking cucumbers.
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Bart is being a Debbie Downer but I know just the right person to turn that frown upside down!!11!
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I haven’t posted one of these in a while so here you go.
Sad part is that “a while” on the internet is only 2 months in real time.
See, geoff, we’ve run out of material? The whole worldwideweb is all dried up.
If you don’t think Chad Vader is funny, you’ve been thinking about fat chicks too much.
Reminds me of my days as a stockclerk. He left out the parts with the fights with frozen fried chicken, unloading sides of beef, setting rat-traps, bowling with frozen turkeys and two liters, and of course, making bombs with The Works toilet bowl cleaner, aluminum foil, and one liter bottles. Good times, good times.
Chad rulez!
Oh,and Chad’s a pussy. Forgot to mention that. Our worst n00b could kick his ass. He probably spent his first day on the job running around to the other local busineses asking to get back the store’s Skyhooks and Dough Pads. Whattamaroon!
I think working in a grocery store would be a fun place to work if you were young.
There are a lot of possibilities for mischief.
Turkey bowling would be fun I think.
And it’s not just the http://WWW. The real world is out of stuff, too.
Hollywood is remaking all of the old movies. Television is all but dead. All the ideas for sitcoms have been used at least once. The drama serials — medical, law, mystery, detective, soap opera — all used up.
Even music is recycled. Yeah, sure, Country & Western has always been the same 3songs about relationships, cars, and trucks, but all genres of music are tapped out. No more original lyrics or tunes.
Look at the shit on Comedy Central. South Park is still re-using the same juvenile jokes from 10 years ago. Fart jokes. Penis and vagina jokes. Masturbation jokes. They made a whole epsiode that centered around Hillary Clinton’s vagina. It wasn’t funny. Not one bit. It was infantile and childish.
Anyway, my point is that we’ve heard and seen it all.
I’m just going to sit here and wait for aliens. What else is there?
‘There are a lot of possibilities for mischief.”
You have no idea. I could tell you stories, but you would never eat again.
I’m just going to sit here and wait for aliens. What else is there?
Dude, go out and have a beer and get laid. You’re bringing me down.
You sound like a Democrat.
What’s wrong with fart jokes? They always make PJM laugh.
Nah. Democraps make everything the fault of the evvviiiillll rethuglicans.
hahahahahaha
Bart needs an intervention.
You have no idea. I could tell you stories, but you would never eat again.
I appreciate you preserving my innocence and my ignorance, BIW.
Dude, go out and have a beer and get laid. You’re bringing me down.
I’m talking about for entertainment purposes, you garter-belt-wearing blowup doll.
I’m just going to sit here and wait for aliens. What else is there?
You’re bringing me down.
The correct verbage is, “You’re harshing my mellow”
So this is what goes on late at night…
I’m unemployed now so I can sleep in. How early in the day can I have that first beer?
OH LOOK at this boys and girls, the media is admitting they’re unfair to mccain
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25785158/?GT1=43001
Bart, I’ll add something to this post that will cheer you up.
it’s mccain’s fault
They even partly blame McCain. By criticizing Obama for a lack of foreign policy experience, McCain raised the stakes for Obama’s trip, “especially if he winds up going in to two war zones,” said Paul Friedman, senior vice president of CBS News.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL9vSgWUsrs
From the bestest REM album ever, made while they were still cool.
really good song BiW
National Review Online had an editorial today that must have left a mark on Obambi’s forehead. The smack was so hard I felt it.
Misheard lyric?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTjy_LW8DGM
Don’t bring me down, B-rrrrruce
Who’s Bruce, and what he so down about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W9TgqWuJTk
Another great tune from that same time period…crappy copy, though.
There you go Bart. Post updated for you.
Bart needs an intervention.
hahaha, look who showed up!
Don’t bring me down, Brew…
ce.
that’s a good pic of K-M, rosetta.
damn, she’s hott
Kerry Marie may be making more frequent appearances around here.
She has an vein-outline of the Bermuda Triangle on her chest. Sweet.
National Review Online had an editorial today that must have left a mark on Obambi’s forehead
no linky?
Beer with Cherrios is a healthy way to start your day, Brew.
Remember, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
that’s a good pic of K-M, rosetta.
damn, she’s hott
I agree. If other people don’t get it, that’s too bad for them.
And all those guys saying that they would NOT hit that are, ironically, big fat liars.
If the right situation presented itself, they would all hit that and hit it with enthusiasm.
Thanks, Chief, but you forgot to mention whether the Beerios come before or after the Bloody Mary.
BTW, I went golfing Saturday for the first time in 4 years. It was a scramble and we finished 5 under. Not bad. I might take the game up again.
This is why I come here. It’s refreshing to know there are a few men on this earth that still enjoy a curve or two in the right place
Hey mesa, we took care of the Cards!
Eighty-one wins here we come!
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=OTYwOTgwODJhMDYyMGY2YzA1OTNkMDhjYzc5M2U0Mjk=
Obambi Mocked and Ridiculed. As it should be.
As an Eeyore-antidote, I should say that I don’t think there’s nothing left that is novel, funny, or interesting. I just think that many, many people don’t try very hard to be novel, funny or interesting. Instead they go for the easy, overused material.
Brew - I go with the Bloody Caesars (2). . . you’ll need that potassium on a hot day on the golf course.
ty BiW
Bart, by September you will be a believer! 95 wins. Minimum.
Did someone say “novel”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw7G4MIr5sE&feature=related
I had no idea they made it into a stage show. I’d spring ffor tickets.
geoff, how about this;
knock, knock, knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kerry Marie
I’d be afraid KM would Knock me out.
Goodnight my fake intertube friends. I have to get up early tomorrow to…
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watch Regis & Kelly!
What? BrewFan slinks off to his couch and the rest of you go away???
Fine.
I was merely awaiting some more witty repartee. Someone come up with the funny. ‘Cause I just took another vicodin and in need of something to take my mind off of “da hurt.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmnzq0sLiTI&feature=related
I fart in your general direction.
He was heard to say “Hey! Watch this!” before immolating all present in the room. Beans were removed from the cafeteria menu shortly after the firey carnage in the dorm room.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hO1FG3FoTc&feature=related
BIW - The first one is PJM, right?
So a guy walks into a pet store. He sees three parrots all perched next to each other. He asked the store owner about them. The store owner said “Oh. I got them from the estate of an old attorney. The one on the far left is an associate. he can do legal research and write briefs. He’s $200.”
The customer was impressed, and asked “What about the one in the center?”
The Owner said “He’s on the parnership track. He can argue cases in front of judges. He’s $400.”
The customer’s curiousity got the better of him and he asked “What about the one on the left?”
The owner shrugged and said “Oh, him? He’s $800.”
The customer swallowed, and said to the owner “What does he do?”
The owner said “Nobody knows, but the other two call him Senior Partner.”
*rimshot*
Thankyouthankyou. I’m here all week.
Airdale, you’d have to ask Madeline. I’ve never seen Bitchface’s tookus.
HEY! Both of you behave!
PJM! Don’t just stand there! Get Airdale a Juicebox!
And I’ll take an RC.
ppppptttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhh!
“ppppptttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhh!”
The universal sound made just before a pubic hair hits the ground.
Two blonds stood in the woods over a set of tracks, arguing.
“They’re deer tracks!” the first insisted.
“They’re bear tracks!” the second one screamed.
Then the train came along and ran them both over.
Ahhh, PJ knows that I heart her. Bring me some pudding, would ya Puddin??
Why did the blond cheerleader have a bruised belly button?
Blond boyfriend.
Kerry Marie was hitchhiking through the midwest when a trucker stopped to pick her up. As she climbed into the cab, she smiled at the trucker and said “Thanks for picking me up. Its really cold outside.”
As they drove along, the trucker started telling her how he could reach anywhere in the world with his radio in the truck. As he told his tale, her eyes grew wide with wonder. When he paused she said “Wow. Christmas is coming, and I’d give anything to talk to my Mum back in England.”
He eyed her and asked “Anything?”
“Anything.” was her breathless response.
The trucker was not one to pass up an opportunity, so he pulled over and unzipped his jeans and dropped his pants. Before he could say anything, she reached over, grabbed his turgid member, leaned closer to it and said “Mum?”
A lawyer whowas late for court parallel parked downthe street from the courthouse and as he swung his door open, a car carreened by, tore the door from the car, and left it spinning in the street as it sped off.
The lawyer jumped out of the car screaming “My BMW! I just bought this car! I haven’t even had it a week!”
Just then, a cop, who witnessed the accident, came up behind the lawyer and said “You attorneys. You’re all the same. So materialistic. You’re so busy screaming about your car that you didn’t even notice that your arm went with the door.’
The lawyer looked down where his arm used to be and screamed “My Rolex! I just bought that watch….”
BIW - Thanks, brother. That was a good one. I’m in for some rack time as the drugs have kicked in. Have a good one.
One more picture of Kerry Marie gets posted here and I think this blog will have exceeded the Worpress weight limitations.
Seriously, KM is so big, she makes the internet heavier.
Kerry Marie may be making more frequent appearances around here.
thanks for the warning.