Fine You Freaking Crybaby Losers, I’ll Write The Damn BBF Post. Completely Unentertaining.I Guarantee It!

Really, does anyone even read the BBF posts? Ok, well maybe some of you do. But you won’t if I write them, so I’m not gonna bother. However, in light of the fact that today’s date is 7/11, it will be themed accordingly.

Ahhhh, remember the good ole days? I remember I used to bitch when gas cost that much. Oh sorry, got distracted. You came here for the boobs, not gas pron.

Your BBf model for today is Bipasha Basu. Sorry boys, you will not find her working at your local convenience store. You’re gonna have to rent some Bollywood flicks to find her.

And on that note……..

A scene from the movie, “Pennin Manathai Thottu”, but you knew that, didn’t you?

70 Comments

  1. Comment by Rich on July 11, 2008 1:26 pm

    Mmmm. I got me some bollywood right now. I’ll be in my bunk.

  2. Comment by doubleplusundead on July 11, 2008 1:29 pm

    Nice, can PJM pick next weeks BBF too?

    Oh, BTW, BILLY MAYS has made an appearance at doubleplusundead, in case anyone missed him…

  3. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on July 11, 2008 1:29 pm

    $2.25 a gallon??? Whoa! I need a cigarette.

    Oh, and the model? Nice shape and size, but SoHoS’ are bigger.

  4. Comment by wiserbud on July 11, 2008 1:34 pm

    are those real? ‘Cause they have to be real to qualify.

    Thank you, come again.

  5. Comment by wiserbud on July 11, 2008 1:36 pm

    Now this is a BBF gal to be proud of. Nice face, beautiful figure, obviously intelligent and kind. I can tell she enjoys sports and doesn’t mind the occasional erectile dysfun…

    Maybe I’ve said too much…

  6. Comment by Muslihoon on July 11, 2008 1:46 pm

    Not to rain on the parade (or on the beautiful lady above), but today is also the anniversary of this event.

    Requiescant in pace.

  7. Comment by PattyAnn on July 11, 2008 1:48 pm

    *sends wiserbud $7.11 ’cause his are bigger.

  8. Comment by sohos on July 11, 2008 1:49 pm

    MINE are bigger

  9. Comment by wiserbud on July 11, 2008 1:50 pm

    Not ain on the parade…

    *cough

    Today is July 11.

    *cough

  10. Comment by wiserbud on July 11, 2008 1:53 pm

    *Redirects the DiscoverCard 1% Cash-Back rebate from Rosetta’s $ 515.00 Supercuts Same-Day Hair Implant procedure to sohos’ checking account.

  11. Comment by wiserbud on July 11, 2008 1:53 pm

    *sends wiserbud $7.11 ’cause his are bigger.

    Thank you for noticing!

  12. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 11, 2008 2:04 pm

    Completely Unentertaining. I Guarantee It!

    Unnecessary. I had already managed my expectations.

    Nice boobs tho.

  13. Comment by nicedeb on July 11, 2008 2:38 pm

    Doesn’t anybody want to see my BBF post?

  14. Comment by bartwingplover on July 11, 2008 2:43 pm

    maybe…I guess

  15. Comment by nicedeb on July 11, 2008 2:46 pm

    It will be a little…..’different’ from the others.

  16. Comment by cranky on July 11, 2008 2:58 pm

    She wants me.

  17. Comment by cranky on July 11, 2008 4:16 pm

    Another thread kill to chalk up. I’m a multiple thread killing ace in multiple theaters of operation.

    Or maybe it is just the author’s fault.

  18. Comment by wiserbud on July 11, 2008 4:25 pm

    Nah, this one is Dave’s fault. Great idea for a thread at IB.

    I’m lauging my ass off.

  19. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 11, 2008 5:13 pm

    Is it just me or did they erase this chick’s nipples?

  20. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 6:24 pm

    Oh, great. . . the vicodin is kicking in.

    PJM - Get me a drink!

  21. Comment by forged rite on July 11, 2008 6:24 pm

    7-Eleven is giving away free Slurpees today. Already gots me three of them sumbitches and my entire head is numb.

  22. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 6:29 pm

    PJM - Get me a drink!

    Can’t, there’s no 7- eleven’s here. Or else I’d have brain freeze like forged rite

  23. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 6:34 pm

    3 fingers of whiskey - no ice. Thanks.

  24. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 6:39 pm

    uh huh

    I spose you’d like a sammich with that? Extra tofu?

  25. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 6:41 pm

    Can’t chew anything right now. Living on vicodin, antibiotics and yogurt.

  26. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 6:43 pm

    so…………….easy on the tofu then?

  27. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 6:52 pm

    Obtuse -GOOGLE IT!!

  28. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 6:56 pm

    hahahahahahaha

    You think you got it bad C3PO? Try living with me.

  29. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 7:04 pm

    How about a weekend in a Hampton Inn?

  30. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 7:11 pm

    You know what? Pjdaddy would prolly love to get rid of me for a weekend, course I’d have to bring the kids so he could really enjoy his break.

  31. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 7:17 pm

    Oh. . . nevermind.

  32. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 7:19 pm

    wha?

  33. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 7:41 pm

    You & 7 kids may be more than even the vicodin and booze could allow me deal with.

  34. Comment by Vmaximus on July 11, 2008 7:51 pm

    hahahaha!
    You guys kill me!
    If you have time to kill do a lot of scrolling
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2043210/posts?q=1&;page=1#1
    this is a fave http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2043210/posts?page=125#125

  35. Comment by forged rite on July 11, 2008 8:16 pm

    Can’t chew anything right now. Living on vicodin, antibiotics and yogurt.

    You could also try these Del Monte Fruit Chillers. They’re excellent.

  36. Comment by forged rite on July 11, 2008 8:17 pm

    Bah, forgot to format.

  37. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 8:40 pm

    whatever do you mean?

  38. Comment by forged rite on July 11, 2008 8:56 pm

    Heh, you be sneaky. No Slurpee for you.

  39. Comment by PattyAnn on July 11, 2008 8:58 pm

    Microsoft JScript runtime error ‘800a139e’

    Exception thrown and not caught

    /Include/o_Session.asp, line 210

  40. Comment by forged rite on July 11, 2008 9:17 pm

    Ahhhh, linky no work. Let’s try this.

  41. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 9:17 pm

    Heh, you be sneaky. No Slurpee for you.

    Now that’s just mean. I remember when I was in high school after my girlfriend and I would go to the gym, we’d hit the 7-eleven and get a Diet Coke slurpee.

  42. Comment by forged rite on July 11, 2008 9:26 pm

    No Slurpee! You can have an Icee though.

  43. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 9:27 pm

    *sigh

    I’ll take what I can get

    I miss 7- elevens though

  44. Comment by forged rite on July 11, 2008 9:30 pm

    No 7-Elevens in Florida?

  45. Comment by PattyAnn on July 11, 2008 9:35 pm

    Did you have U-Totems?

  46. Comment by forged rite on July 11, 2008 9:45 pm

    I vaguely remember U-Totem. Can’t remember where we lived that they had them though, might have just seen them while traveling.

  47. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 9:55 pm

    No 7-Elevens in Florida?
    not where I”m at :(

    OMG!!! I totally remember U-Totems! This was Lakiside in San Diego County

    Ours then became a Circle-K and then all the Circle-K’s in our area went out of business and then it became one of those shady liquor stores where you wonder how they stay in business so you figure they must be a front for some sort of illegal money laundering stuff.

    either that, or my sister and I have big imaginations

  48. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 10:05 pm

    Lakeside - The Venice of El Cajon!

  49. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 10:10 pm

    Lakeside rocks!

  50. Comment by Vmaximus on July 11, 2008 10:25 pm

    we have 7-11’s here in tampa

  51. Comment by pajama momma on July 11, 2008 10:27 pm

    that’s just wrong

  52. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 11, 2008 10:51 pm

    No 7-11’s up here. Hell, they don’t sell bibles or guns there.

  53. Comment by Vmaximus on July 11, 2008 11:13 pm

    The 7-11’s here sell slurpees, but no bibles or guns either. They do sell P’rn, where circleK don’t

  54. Comment by Dave in Texas on July 12, 2008 9:13 am

    7-Elevens are mostly concentrated in the western US and the Mid Atlantic northeast. There are about 5800 of them, however only about 1200 are owned and operated by 7-Eleven Corp. The rest are independent franchisees (and 7-Eleven is working to sell off the rest to franchisors too).

    Don’t ask me why I know this.

    Incidentally most c-stores (including 7-Eleven) were started by dairy companies as an outlet to sell milk butter and ice cream before 24×7 grocery stores. It was considered a better business plan than direct house delivery.

  55. Comment by mesablue on July 12, 2008 1:43 pm

    White Hen

  56. Comment by bartwingplover on July 12, 2008 2:03 pm

    Store 24

  57. Comment by pajama momma on July 12, 2008 2:04 pm

    Kangaroo

  58. Comment by Muslihoon on July 12, 2008 2:28 pm

    Many of our White Hen Pantry stores are becoming 7-Eleven stores now.

    And one day, I’ll be able to use a calendar. (Sorry, Wiserbud et al.)

  59. Comment by pajama momma on July 12, 2008 2:38 pm

    no need to apologize. we enjoy being given reasons to make fun of you

  60. Comment by geoff on July 12, 2008 4:11 pm

    You forgot to link the “Benny Lava” version of the Indian video. One of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internets.

    Benny Lava

    And here’s it’s possibly even funnier sister video:

    Nipple, Nipple

    Both of these were up at Ace’s/IB etc. a year ago or so.

  61. Comment by geoff on July 12, 2008 4:11 pm

    Oops. Where did that apostrophe in “its” come from?

  62. Comment by pajama momma on July 12, 2008 4:21 pm

    Oooooooh, muslihoon is sooo coming after you.

  63. Comment by pajama momma on July 12, 2008 4:45 pm

    dang, those are funny I wish I’d known about them before I wrote the post

  64. Comment by Rosetta on July 13, 2008 6:48 pm

    This is the 48th best Big Boob Friday™. EVER!!

  65. Comment by pajama momma on July 13, 2008 6:50 pm

    hahahaha

    bastard

    you’re just lucky I’m going to a jazz festival right now, or, or, or you’d really regret it! Turn blue you guttersnipe!

  66. Comment by Rosetta on July 13, 2008 6:50 pm

    Just kidding.

    Thanks for filling in. I had mesa’s word that he was going to fill in this weekend but nada.

    No wonder that fucker can’t hold a job.

  67. Comment by Rosetta on July 13, 2008 6:57 pm

    That’s actually a little harsh. Sorry about that.

    Mesa can’t hold a job because of the gay porn thing, not because he’s unreliable.

  68. Comment by BrewFan on July 13, 2008 7:37 pm

    Huh. I thought mesa couldn’t hold a job because he was a Cubs fan.

  69. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 13, 2008 10:33 pm

    So, what are the odds on a Cub’s swoon in September?

  70. Comment by pajama momma on July 13, 2008 10:49 pm

    The who?

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