Moron Theatre

Just watched Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I think I’ve probably seen it 20 times and I still bawl like a baby at the end. I laugh at all the stupid jokes. That’s a movie.

Be The Ball’s on now.

56 Comments

  1. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2008 6:19 pm

    I know Chevy Chase is widely considered to be a raging asshole, but I have to say he is so damn sexy in that movie.

    Tall and slim…check out them thighs in the tight pants….oh my.

  2. Comment by PattyAnn on June 29, 2008 6:23 pm

    buddumbuddumbuddum…

  3. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2008 7:32 pm

    Sneaking slowly out the door….Too much estrogen in there. Shhhhhhh, be very quiet

  4. Comment by BrewFan on June 29, 2008 8:37 pm

    PT&A is a classic. It came out when I was a frequent business traveler. My favorite scene in the whole movie is this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czMTnpmCE5Y

  5. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2008 8:56 pm

    I love planes, trains and automobiles pa, very good choice of movies.

    Guess what movie I got to see today?

    Nope, that wasn’t it.

    Try again.

    Nope, that wasn’t’ it either. You suck.

    Ok, I”m gonna give you one more guess.

    NO!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!

    I wouldnt” even watch something like that. Maybe you would, but not me, I dont’ need that kind of shit in my life. What the hell’s the matter with you?

    I saw Water Horse It’s a kids movie, ok? stupid pervert

  6. Comment by WPDunn on June 29, 2008 8:56 pm

    THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!

  7. Comment by BrewFan on June 29, 2008 9:01 pm

    Went to see Wall-E with my granddaughter today. It was a very cute movie. Did you know 3 year olds don’t have much of an attention span? I had forgotten about that.

  8. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 29, 2008 9:11 pm

    I feel the same way about Down Periscope. No matter how many times I see it, I start laughing. Hard.

  9. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2008 9:35 pm

    Did you know 3 year olds don’t have much of an attention span?

    Hah, I sure do. That’s why I haven’t been to a movie theatre in years. We do the drive in.

  10. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2008 10:01 pm

    I actually rented National Treasure - Book of Secrets - FAIL!

    The plot had more holes in it than Dmitri’s only condom. Nick Cage phoned in his role and even Helen Mirren couldn’t help this piece of twaddle.

  11. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2008 10:02 pm

    The plot had more holes in it than Dmitri’s only condom.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  12. Comment by cranky on June 29, 2008 10:14 pm

    MCPO, that ain’t a very elegant description.

  13. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2008 10:17 pm

    cranky - elegant wasn’t what I was going for.

  14. Comment by PattyAnn on June 29, 2008 10:26 pm

    We were on a roll, so we watched Jumper. WTF?

  15. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2008 10:27 pm

    I finally got to watch The Departed this weekend. Excellent story, acting - eh.

    I’ve had the DVD for about a year, but was unable to ifnd the time to watch it with the wife and without the kids.

    I figure in about a year, we’ll see 300 too!

  16. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2008 10:28 pm

    PA- Jumper is on my rental list - Should I cross it off?

  17. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2008 10:31 pm

    Oh I loves me some 300. Did I mention I can’t get over that King Leonidas is the Phantom? Oh I did? Ok, just making sure/

  18. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2008 10:34 pm

    ummm, having not seen the flick….

    huh?

  19. Comment by PattyAnn on June 29, 2008 10:39 pm

    C3PO, if you watch it, you have to be ready to watch the sequel(s) to get a story.

    It was okay. Started brilliantly. Continued brilliantly. Ended–eh?

  20. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2008 10:40 pm

    The actor who plays King Leonidas in 300 also plays the Phantom in The Phantom of the Opera.

    but he looks quite a bit different because he got in some serious shape for his role in 300

  21. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2008 10:41 pm

    PA - I thank you, ma’am. Always appreciate the “heads-up” if a movie is a stinker.

  22. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2008 10:43 pm

    The guy who play Frankenstein in “Young Frankenstein” also plays Ray’s dad in Everybody Loves Raymond.

    but he looks quite different because he’s got this huge forehead in Young Frankenstein

  23. Comment by xbradtc on June 29, 2008 10:45 pm

    Wiser, I’m with you, I’ve had 300 on the shelf for months and just can’t get fired up to watch it.

  24. Comment by PattyAnn on June 29, 2008 10:51 pm

    C3PO, a good sequel could make it an awesome, 2-part movie. Does that make sense?

  25. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2008 10:52 pm

    but he looks quite different because he’s got this huge forehead in Young Frankenstein

    hahahaha

  26. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2008 11:07 pm

    PA - Makes sense. I’ll check it out.

  27. Comment by PattyAnn on June 29, 2008 11:11 pm

    I just feel “unfulfilled”.

    I feel like Snidely Whiplash tied Penelope to the train tracks and Dudley Doright is riding his horse as fast as he can to reach and free her—and the movie ends.

  28. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2008 11:12 pm

    Sorta like “No Country for Old Men”?

  29. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2008 11:14 pm

    It’s not that I’m not fired up to watch 300, but I can’t get 2 hours in a row without kids. In fact, my son just walked downstairs to say “I can’t sleep.” Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………………

    By the way, PJM, The guy who plays Leonides or whatever…his body is digitally corrected. In fact, all of them are.

    Enjoy that knowledge the next time you get worked up over him.

  30. Comment by PattyAnn on June 29, 2008 11:21 pm

    wiser, at my age, sometimes *digital* trumps *digit*

  31. Comment by BrewFan on June 30, 2008 6:31 am

    at my age

    I’ve seen your picture. I can’t believe you’re a granny. You must have started having kids when you were 6.

  32. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 8:00 am

    Now, see, this is why BrewFan is my next husband and will bear my future children.
    Learn from the pros, guys.

  33. Comment by wiserbud on June 30, 2008 9:08 am

    anybody else hear that really loud sucking sound? Sounds almost like it’s coming from the direction of Wisconsin…..

  34. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 30, 2008 9:19 am

    Isn’t Wisconsin just like Czechoslovakia?*

    * see “Stripes” starring Bill Murray

  35. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 9:34 am

    I love me some mean spatulas.

  36. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 30, 2008 9:37 am

    “We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi, we’re not Spartans, we’re Americans. With a capital “A”, huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We’re the underdog. We’re mutts. “

  37. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 9:42 am

    They used to make some damn funny movies. Well, to this moron, anyway. I think that’s the first time I ever *noticed* John Candy.

  38. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 30, 2008 10:04 am

    “Lighten up, Francis.”

  39. Comment by wiserbud on June 30, 2008 10:16 am

    “We’re soldiers; but we’re American soldiers. We’ve been kickin’ ass for 200 years. We’re 10 and 1. “

  40. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 10:21 am

    “Do you seriously expect me to tell the President that an alien has landed, assumed the identity of a dead house painter from Madison, Wisconsin and is presently out tooling around the countryside in a hopped up orange and black 1977 Mustang?”

  41. Comment by pajama momma on June 30, 2008 10:41 am

    …….his body is digitally corrected. In fact, all of them are.
    Enjoy that knowledge the next time you get worked up over him.

    I got worked up over seeing him last night in P.S. I love you and his body was still rock hard from the workouts he had to do for 300. He was delicious.

    I can’t find any information anywhere that his bod was digitally altered in fact, every single one of the men who played a Spartan in the film had to go through a grueling several month training program before filming. Here’s some info about it on IMDB and here’s some more specific detail about the actual workout the men had to do.

    But it’s ok, I got worked up over him in the phantom too and he was quite soft then. I’m a total package kinda gal.

  42. Comment by wiserbud on June 30, 2008 11:00 am

    He was delicious.

    gag. Don’t you have your own blog for this stuff? Oh, riiiiiight….I forgot. “I me mine me I me mine me me I me my me me me.”

  43. Comment by pajama momma on June 30, 2008 11:02 am

    oh whatever, you guys can drool over women 24/7 but whenever one of us talk about a guy, I get shit for it.

    This isn’t even a post about a guy, it’s in a comment thread

  44. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 11:05 am

    PJ, I think we need a post for the ladies. The other day Laura commented something about a male and the men treated us like the plague.

  45. Comment by wiserbud on June 30, 2008 11:08 am

    that’s because this is a “guy’s” blog and you are considered honorary “guys” when it comes to the blog.

    And don’t you forget it.

    And we don’t always drool over hot women. Sometimes we drool over you.

  46. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 11:14 am

    Oh, okay. Then y’all are honorary *gals*.

    You PMSing today, wiser?

  47. Comment by wiserbud on June 30, 2008 11:20 am

    You PMSing today, wiser?

    No, actually, I’m in a pretty good mood today.

    Not sure why, though. I mean, what with life being a complete and total waste and everything falling down around us and there being no real reason for it all anyway, as we all die in the end and even before we die, we have to suffer though numerous painful and debilitating infirmaries before we are finally touched by the cold hand of death and, anyway, the whole universe being in a state of entropy and no good ever coming out of anything ever, so why bother even living at all……

    But, other than that, I’m in a pretty damn good mood today.

  48. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 11:26 am

    I thought I was the only one feeling that way. *sniff* Pass me a kleenex, will ya?

  49. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 11:27 am

    NiceDeb snuck a giant inflatable penis post on her blog.
    http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2008/06/27/giant-penis-penetrates-graduation-ceremony/#comment-12319
    I thought all the peni belonged to us.

  50. Comment by wiserbud on June 30, 2008 11:42 am

    Nice Deb going all Porn Deb on her home blog. Hmmmmm….. methinks there may be more Porn Deb in there than Nice Deb

  51. Comment by WPDunn on June 30, 2008 12:22 pm

    PornDeb Pattysohotty and the Momma with the most, discuss away, no the shame of unattainable delights, like us losers

  52. Comment by wiserbud on June 30, 2008 12:39 pm

    Yeah, what WPDunn said….

    o_O

  53. Comment by Rosetta on June 30, 2008 1:35 pm

    Pipe down wiserbud.

  54. Comment by PattyAnn on June 30, 2008 1:48 pm

    Leave wiser alone! He’s giving some tonight.

  55. Comment by wiserbud on June 30, 2008 2:00 pm

    yeaaaaaaaaaah, baby…….. It’s that time of year again…..

  56. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 30, 2008 2:03 pm

    Another typical Obama supporter displaying all he was taught in public high school!

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