Yeah, I’ve been sitting on this story for a few days now, because as testicle abuse stories go, this one is pretty weak; it’s just your run of the mill, bar fight turned ugly.
60 stitches of ugly:
About the incident:
Beckett began heckling Thomas after he walked into the bar wearing a burnt orange Texas T-shirt, according to Thomas’ lawsuit. Thomas tried to ignore it, but decided to leave a short time later.
Thomas said he was at the bar paying his tab when Beckett grabbed him and refused to let go until his scrotum was torn. The injury required more than 60 stitches, he told The Oklahoman in August.
Thomas’ lawsuit only mentions “a possible connection to a local sports rivalry.”
The lawsuit accuses Beckett of assault and battery and intentional infliction of emotion distress.
Eh…I’ll spare you the pictures of injured scrotums I found on google images while I was looking for a good graphic for this story…I almost did, because….yeesh! Wow!…But I didn’t want to *unintentionally* inflict emotional distress to any of our male hostages.
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Sticking with your overarching theme, huh, NiceDeb?
You are just asking for trouble when you wear a Texas t-shirt into an Oklahoma bar. Those people are bitter and cling to stuff. Your stuff.
PJ, do you need me to come bring Garren some milk? He needs the calcium, you know.
He needs the calcium, you know.
Especially with that turtlegirl down the street taking more than her share.
Wasn’t TurtleGirl taking the granola bars?
I sent PJM some milk for Garren. She was not appreciative. Beoytch!
Do you suppose that TurtleGirl is some weird Freudian alter-ego type of manifestation of PJM’s reptilian hindbrain? Sort of a Forbidden Planet “Monsters from the Id” kind of situation?*
*Should pass along this very useful info: “Shaped like a Krell” is a great, obscure insult for the heavier, hippy type of body. Also, “Krell metal” can be used as a substitute for the overused references to fictional metals like adamantium.
You guys don’t know who turtlegirl is?
Bad people!
No granola bars for you!
One box of powdered milk…comin’ right up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L50tlMzdwR4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSrmvxrzzj8
Bruce Willis can take my order anytime. Especially in Die Hard. Loved that movie.
Wow, Rocco is up one after three.
I can’t stand to watch that mesa..
Yeah, but who told Bruce he could sing?
I meant I can’t stand to watch the milk thing. I’m already watching the golf.
Go Rocco!
Rocco is a good lookin’ man.
I met Rocco a few years ago when he won the Buick Open (which is here next week). Really nice guy.
Look at that ocean! My San Diego!
You got to meet him? Way cool.
If you meet him again will you kiss him for me?
A buddy of mine married Jesper Parnevik’s sister, so when they’re in town I get to hang out with golfers. Pretty fun.
Tiger married Parnevik’s au pair. She’s a smokin’ hottie. I still bug them for not introducing me first.
No.
Ruh-roh.
Hit two cart paths and went over to another hole. Ouch.
Very cool. I only get to hang out with pro surf/snow/skateboarders.
I did meet the guys from poison once when they came to pick up my (prosnowboarder) friend in their limo to take him clubbing.
Yeah I missed what happened because I was cleaning up broken stuff.
Nummy
Rocco hit a horrible shot but recovered well. But, now they’re tied again.
http://www.celebrities.pl/elin_nordegren/elin6.jpg
She has a twin.
It told me it was forbidden. I guess I have to have a credit card subscription like you do.
rocco’s having a tough time. I’m gonna cry
Weird, works for me.
http://z.about.com/d/racerelations/1/0/g/tigerelin.jpg
With her sister — http://www.flickr.com/photos/29433229@N00/1471660343/
she’s beautiful. If I ever had a nanny I’d make sure she was butt ugly.
Rocco’s doing fine.
Match play with Tiger is tough. He’s 10-1 in playoffs and excels in match play. If he can hang with him until the late holes it could be interesting.
I went to a US Open playoff at Medina a while back. It was very cool. Hale Irwin beat Mike Donald with a long put on the last hole. Donald had been up two with two to play. Poor Mike had never won anything that big before and kind of faded away after that.
Jesper’s wife is pretty hot, so I don’t think she was worried.
No shortage of hot chicks from Sweden.
Damn Scandis.
It stresses me out though.
Holy crap! mesa, did you see a commercial with a guy getting barreled.while surfing?
Yup.
Horrible.
Tiger up two.
Blood in the water.
um, yeah I think the guy getting barreled was my ex-boyfriend. teaches a kids surf camp down there during summers and is a school teacher the rest of the time. last boyfriend before I met pjdaddy. good man
Ooh, now Tiger with the bad shot.
And, another one. Wow.
I need to comfort rocco, he looks upset.
And, another one.
Wow. Golf and horrible scrotum injuries all in one thread. They do go quite well together. Maybe we’ll get an errant shot off the tee right into some spectators nut sack causing severe testicular trauma. That would be freakin awesome!
How about Bart J?
Ugh, Rocco just blew that putt.
Sorry, no. That would be soooo gay.
There was a story not too long ago where some retard was using industrial machines to masterbate on his lunch break (I think I may have seen it at AOSHQ). The machinery snagged his sack, tore it open and lauched one nut into orbit. The guy tried to put his shredded scrotum back together with staples, only to get a severe infection.
That story made me laugh.
C’mon, Rocco!!
I’ve played Torrey Pines. . . the South course not the North. Beautiful facility.
ok I’m freaking. they changed it to basketball and I dont’ know what channel to turn it to to watch it! Im’ missing it dammit!
Wow, Tiger just nailed one from the fringe.
Ugh, Rocco is missing some easy shots and putts.
Down three.
Done.
WHAT CHANNEL?!?!?!?! Did it not change for you? stupid satellite. I can’t believe they put it on the Lakers game it’s not even on right now. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I’m checking via usopen.sportinglife.com - they’re live blogging it. Write a little proposal, check in on Tiger. Not the best approach, but it seems to be kind of working.
NBC
ugh, it’s not in HD anymore
Why not?
Ooh, Tiger left some room there.
It is now, I turned it to the wrong NBC in my panic.
Wow, awesome shot by Rocco.
Another Tiger mis-hit.
Rocco could get two back here if he can make a putt.
I’m only seeing highlights right now. No game.
And, Rocco misses.
Only one back coming home.
Comment by RJ (formerly know as Rich J but ca’t make up his mind about an online nickname)
Ass Penny,
The longer it takes you to settle on a monicker, the more likely “Ass Penny” is to stick.
Just sayin’.
Heh, just “penny.”
But, we’d know why.
Comment by RJ (formerly know as Rich J but ca’t make up his mind about an online nickname)
Yeah, too bad “man-lesbian” is pretty much taken already.
Penny. Hahahahahaha!!! That’s a winner.
Rich J, your new Delta Tau Chi name is officially “Penny”. The “Ass” part is silent.
You also have a theme song which, once you know what an pass penny is, has a hole new meaning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHBKAyn17vw
Heh, just “penny.”
But, we’d know why.
Oh, look who’s counselor decided they’d earned enought “points” for computer time.
oh for crying out loud. tiger
yay! rocco! And he’s sooooo old too. He’s 45
Yeah, too bad “man-lesbian” is pretty much taken already.
So is Brain Drill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiRc3U3qDWM
Ah, I just read rocco lives with his wife and three kids in Ponte Vedra, Fl. That’s the right about where Iive. I’ll bet he plays at Sawgrass. I’m so stalking him and Uncle Dirty.
Rosetta- I blame you for what is about to happen. I’ll be back in a few minutes.
shit’s goin down
“Penny” is reloading?
HOLY COW! It’s sudden death.
Rosetta- you have inspired me to return to blogging after a long hiatus. I give you my new home.
Comment by Penny on Scrotum Attack
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I saw that under recent comments. Hilarious.
Fuck- ignore the above avatar. I don’t know who the fuck that is.
Penny avatar!!!!! You’re fucking killing me over here.
And your new blog is going to get traffic from some very weird and perverted people I’m guessing.
Ass penny. Hahaha.
pajama momma, you know the only thing more boring than watching golf?
Reading a live blog of golf.
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ruh-roh — again.
This is one of the most amazing days of golf I’ve ever seen.
Rocco is in a bit of a hole right now, though.
I had to quickly scrub some items from my profile.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I saw that under recent comments. Hilarious.
I did that.
Reading a live blog of golf.
I have nothing else to do dammit. Thank God school starts (for me anyways) June 30th.
yay! rocco! And he’s sooooo old too. He’s 45
hater. ageist.
Yeah that last hole is kililng rocco.
Oof.
kililng
Yep, you need the schooling.
I did that.
Wow. You were assigned the same avatar as the real Penny.
What are the ODDS!!?!?!?!
Rocco needs this or it’s over.
Ah missed
Ugh.
Wow. You were assigned the same avatar as the real Penny.
No you dodo I changed his name to penny
Wow (a little lag on the blogging results).
Cute kid.
No you dodo I changed his name to penny
Ah. Good one. I laughed heartily.
Wow (a little lag on the blogging results).
The “ah missed’ and “ugh” were the golf game results geoff.
Rocco took the champ to 15 rounds. Tiger wins on a split card.
Rocco did himself proud today and golf got some great exposure.
The “ah missed’ and “ugh” were the golf game results geoff.
I actually followed that, so I figured Rocco missed the putt. Which he did on the live blogging site, though 4 or 5 minutes later.
What a tournament.
It was really a nail biter