Our resident Wild Girl™ is having her Tummy Tuck tomorrow. You know how you never think of questions for the surgeon BEFORE the surgery? Well, she has a couple of doozies for him now. Like, just how far down will the piercing be moved and can she bring her old belly button and mole home in a jar and just what kind of drugs will she be bringing home? If you think of any other questions for her, you can help her out here.
PJ, we will all be thinking of you. Some of us will even be having nice thoughts about you. Everything will be okay.
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Good luck to her.
No eye icon? No “The Eye of Florida Is Upon You?” Damn.
Good luck PJ!!!
PJ - As long as you don’t have a goatee after the surgery, consider it a success!
As long as you don’t have a goatee after the surgery, consider it a success!
Or come out as a man.
“As long as you don’t have a goatee after the surgery, consider it a success!”
PJ, don’t let them turn you around!!!
Or come out as a man.
too late.
If they come out when you wake up and say “hey, we’ve decided to name a new procedure after you”, it’s not good news, k?
any suggestions on what to do with the the extra “PJM” they excise?
If the doctor comes up after the surgery and asks you not to be upset, that’s not a good sign.
wiser:
recycle?
true. They could probably make a new highway out of the excess “pjm.”
Hell, from what I’m told, she looks like 2 miles of bad road already……
>>As long as you don’t have a goatee after the surgery, consider it a success!
I wonder what operation they botched on Rosetta
I wonder what operation they botched on Rosetta
Low-hanging fruit alert!!!!
This softball is all yours, muslihoon. Smack this one out of the park, buddy!
:: waiting for Musli ::
Rosetta hangs low?
Tush, we’re not sure he even hangs.
>>we’re not sure he even hangs
But he is a fruit. That much you are sure of, right?
Personally, I think he’s a fruit and a vegetable. Like a tomato.
EEEEK. I hope it doesn’t hurt too bad, PJ.
Good luck, and think happy thoughts. The drugs should help you with that.
PJ will come out of this looking like LiLo after a three day coke binge. YAH!
Test
I give you an A+, Tushar.
Testes
I think you meant “goatse”.
In reference to the “goatee” in the earlier comments. Screwed up my own half-assed joke. Back to the cereal names.
IMPORTANT ACTION ALERT:
Kiss my ass. Everyone. At the same time. Kiss it.
GO!!!
any suggestions on what to do with the the extra “PJM” they excise?
Make three Kerry Maries?
Kellogg’s PJM Chunks O’ Fat ‘n’ Nuts
Make three Kerry Maries?
Or 1 1/2 Rosettas?
“Kellogg’s PJM Chunks O’ Fat ‘n’ Nuts”
With Skin Milk of course.
Instead of Hole Milk.
Rosetta - Having a nice day?
With Skin Milk of course.
Raw milk.
Keep up, would ya?
I was checking if changing my email would give me a different avatar. The new one looks less pathetic than the old one.
Kiss my ass. Everyone. At the same time. Kiss it.
What more proof do we need that Rosetta is into kinky gay sex, eh?
Ayayay. Estoy ocupando traduciendo información para el paciente de inglés a español. Me parece que yo necesite unos días para hacerlo especialmente a causa de que yo no sé todas estos término médicos. Tengo que buscar en el diccionario casi cada palabra.
Cog-ist!
ocupando = ocupado
todas = todos
término = términos
Oy. I hope no one dies when I’m done.
Sick leave, to translate? No! All you need is Babelfish.
Musli,
I translated your gibberish using Babelfish. This what I got:
I am occupying translating information for the patient of English Spanish. It seems to me that I need medical days to do it especially on account that I do not know all these term. I must look for in the dictionary almost each word.
It’s strange. I never use automatic translators. I may use it to get an idea of what sort of words and constructions might be used, but never to translate a block and use that translation. Also, because they are often wrong somehow.
Argh. This is what I got.
Musli - Lo siento mucho pero mu madre tienes catara y no puedes cantar!
Rosetta - Having a nice day?
Yes, thanks for asking, MCPO. You?
What I meant:
I am busy translating information for the patient [also known as a package insert] from English to Spanish. It seems to me that I will need a few days to do it especially because I do not know all of these medical terms. I have to look up in the dictionary almost every word.
MCPO,
Bese mi asno marrón
Make three Kerry Maries?
Or 1 1/2 Rosettas?
Or 47 wiserbuds.
Wee man.
Tiene razon, Sr Airdale. No puedo cantar. Que lastima.
Hi rosetta!
Hello PattyAnn!
*gives PattyAnn bear hug*
*breaks two ribs*
Tushar - No empiece conmigo, Senor “Ya Lo Se Maldición Palabras”!
Rosetta - Raining here with a tornado watch - No golf.
Sorry about that, MCPO
Wednesday puts me in a foul mood.
Don’t watch this video if you don’t want to get pissed off.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/470f7bf1c2
Two teens steal nine year old’s girl scout cookie money.
Where’s my partner in crime?
When she coming back?
Rosetta - Raining here with a tornado watch - No golf.
I don’t know about up north but the last two or three months it’s been raining like motherfunker here.
What do you do when you don’t play golf? Have ottoman sex?
Unicle - She’s probably having her pre-surgery panic attack. That, or picking up her Mom at the airport.
Howdy bart. Just got back from Madeleine’s kindergarten graduation. My baby’s growing up. Seems like just yesterday she was………no wait, that was yesterday. nevermind
I just want to see what my wordpress generated avatar would be.
I just want to see what my wordpress generated avatar would be.
Best comment ever.
Not bad!
Best comment ever.
I rule.
But in a one eyebrow raised “ironic” way.
ok, just got the time. 7 am tomorrow. yikes
Looks just like you.
Hahahahaha.
bmac,
Do you still want me to find out about the thing I brought up to you yesterday? Or will you have your hands full with the new DPUD gig?
Lemme know if you’re still interested and I will git’r'done.
mesa that video of those girls stealing the girl scouts cookies is infuriating. Those little teenaged girls need their asses kicked. seriously
But in a one eyebrow raised “ironic” way.
Maybe you only had enough money for botox on half your face.
botox? hhhhhmmmmmm
I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to stop once I do this.
Do you still want me to find out about the thing I brought up to you yesterday? Or will you have your hands full with the new DPUD gig?
Ummmm….super secret email stuff Rosetta!!!! I sent you a reply, and yes I have heard of Asro-glide, whatever that means.
PJM - That was beautiful! Do you think the doctor can do that for you?
I can only wish upon star MCPO
sure, now bart’s gone…………..
strangers in the night, exchanging glances
wond’ring in the night, what were the chances
doobie doobie doo, duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn
PJM - Maybe it was that lock of hair you sent him. . . along with the detailed photos of his house, his place of employment and his car.
cry me a river
“*gives PattyAnn bear hug*
*breaks two ribs*”
Oh Good Lord, this is so like the beginning of my wedding night. If you beak my hip, I am so outta here.
You’re an animal PA
I like it
Those teens were in Florida? PJM, we gotta get you out of there. Stat.
Were they? egad
Yeah, it’s because it was in Florida and not Lower Alabama! P-L-E-A-S-E!
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-flpcookie0529pnmay29,0,1268500.story
I apologize. Lost my temper for a moment. Because these girls are so much worse than the illegal gang-bangers in Southern California shooting black kids, I was just overcome. sarc/
oh you’re back…
All these kids are bad MCPO, but we’re not talking about the other ones atm.
What pisses me off is their arrogant attitude and now reading the article patty posted I can see where they get it from . Their mother is pathetic. Clinging to them. If that was madeleine and she just got sentenced, as the bailiff took her away I would have given her an extra rap upside the head.
*sniff
Took you long enough bart
so…for how long will you be in respite?
I assume the doctor has instructed you to take a couple of days off from having babies, yes?
Fine, I confess. I’m pregnant now, but I thought a tummy tuck would go well with this pregnancy.
Don’t have any info on how long for respite. But I plan on having my laptop on me during the procedure. I don’t want to miss a thing.
and I plan on doing some serious drugged up, whiny crybaby commenting.
and I plan on doing some serious drugged up, whiny crybaby commenting.
Business as usual then?
*that was too easy*
BWAHAHA — http://youtube.com/watch?v=LksPRwPzvgQ
Yep, same ole same ole.
Mornin’ Sam. Mornin’ Ralph
Oh I can’t STAND that mesa. I’m so claustrophobic. I was writhing in agony just now. Makes my chest tight.
Do not want
We could’ve used this on the Kids’ Cereal Naming Thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkvyYR71bZc
Remember the old lady who lived in a shoe?
I used to love that stuff.
^
wtf?
where did that come from?
Feh. Old Miss Hubbard rocked!
I’m glad you like Old Mother Hubbard.
I hear Mother Goose is kind of hot, if you’re into that kind of stuff.
I draw the line at bestiality.
You got a lot of hang ups mueslix
Musli - You didn’t object to Bart dancing with the donkey, didja?!
Oh, I don’t care what (or whom) you all do. But I’d rather not sully my reputation as a puritanical bigot.
Wishing you a quick recovery PJ!!!
I need a ruling!
I bought some big portabello caps to stuff. As I was scrounging around the fridge, I could not find anything to stuff them with except for mushrooms.
Is that like cannibalism? heheh!
anyway I cooked the mushrooms and onions put down a layer of swiss cheese, added the mushrooms topped with a slice of tomato some fresh basil, and mozzarella.
It’s sounds very nummy and lo-carb.
You need some meat on it. Like bacon.
In either case, sounds quite delicious.
I would eat it.
Comment by PattyAnn on June 4, 2008 6:18 pm
I would eat it.
I wonder if we’ll ever see that comment again. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MCPO,
as a general rule I agree everything is better with bacon. However those big portabello’s are like steak. Maybe I will sprinkle some bacon bits on top
Vmax - That was Musli’s suggestion. I was thinking you should stuff the whole deal into a butterflied pork chop!
MCPO’s suggestion is better.
Vmax,
A good thing to stuff into any mushroom cap including portabella is a mixture of the following:
Cream cheese
Minced onion
Garlic
Hot sauce
If you want to step it up you can also minced crab or bacon bits.
BAM!
Rosetta,
I usually use crab, and cheese. but stuffing mushrooms with mushrooms made me laugh.
MCPO,
are we working on a turduckin kind of thing? A pomushin? A mushroom stuffed into a pork chop stuck into a chicken?
A mushroom stuffed into a pork chop stuck into a chicken?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
VMax - I like to stuff my chops before I grill them. Apple stuffing is one of my favorites.
Stuffing apples…is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Feed the mushrooms to a pig and then eat the pig.
Feed the mushrooms to a pig, make pig find truffles, then eat pork-with-mushrooms with truffles for dessert.
Rosetta: forgive me but I have to say it.
Rosetta’s Stone - the only thing ever hard about him is the writing.