Fangtooths, also known as ogrefishes, are deep-sea, ferocious-looking beryciform fish. I don’t know why the plural isn’t Fangteeth but it’s not. It’s fangtooths.
The head is large with a huge jaw and appears haggard, riddled with mucus cavities delineated by serrated edges and covered by a thin skin. Coincidentally this is descriptively similar to pajama momma, although they are not related.
The eyes are relatively small, set high on the head; the entire body is a dark brown to black and is strongly compressed laterally, deep anteriorly and progressively more slender towards the tail.
The fangtooths are among the deepest-living fish, found as far as 16,000 feet down. They are more commonly found between 600 - 6,000 feet however, and juveniles apparently stay within the upper reaches of this range.
Thank you fangtooth you fucking hideous, horrifically formed, repulsive piece of crap.
I would not eat a fangtooth fishstick regardless of how much ketchup you put on it.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My stomach hurts
Does your face hurt?
Cuz it’s killing me.
Apparently it’s klling Gavin too. I’m laughing so hard he wanted to make sure I wasn’t crying.
He said, “funny? funny?”
Are you sure he didn’t say “shirt? shirt?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That happens to be particularly funny because, shocker, he’s not wearing one. He is however, wearing “big-boy” underwear over his diaper. I like to fit in with the neighborhood. Would hate to appear too classy.
This is when I wish we had a real troll and not just you.
Sweet! Between the teeth and the binocular vision, you know it has skillz in the killing and eating department.
Rosetta - Florida kids only wear shirts while attending Junior High during the months of Dec, Jan & Feb. Before and after, not so much.
This is when I wish we had a real troll and not just you.
Yeah sorry about that, kare-kare’s getting her hair done right now
Florida kids only wear shirts while attending Junior High during the months of Dec, Jan & Feb. Before and after, not so much.
Thank you MCPO. I almost feel like you were on my side for a second. It’s too dang hot here for clothes. In fact, I sit here naked at the computer all. day. long
I sit here naked at the computer all. day. long
Is that why Gavin cries so much?
I figure it’s more realistic to think I sit naked at the computer all day than to think I have four kids.
PJM - There is a reason I spend my time in JAX in Feb and March!
There is a reason I spend my time in JAX in Feb and March!
Lemon Party season?
I just realized that I did two consecutive posts with fish. What’s up with that shit?
On a related not, hilarious pic of the Three Stooges.
In fact, I sit here naked at the computer all. day. long
That’s what it says in the meter-readers lawsuit…too bad about his eyesight, though.
Rosetta - I’m not a big fan of Shemp.
Oh, and “blow me”!
On a related not, hilarious pic of the Three Stooges.
I EFFING HATE THOSE THINGS!!! Gah, could anything be more hideous? I’m serious, the palmetto bug I found in my pantry today is not as icky as those things are. Do people eat them? Seriously, do they?
Do people eat them? Seriously, do they?
I think disabled vets that live in Pennsylvania have sex with them but I don’t think anyone eats them.
Your palmetto bug link went retard.
Are you calling me a retard or the link a retard?
Ya hafta get ‘em warm!
Palmetto bugs are easily one of the creepiest things out there aside from lizards. Nothing scares me like a lizard, but these bugs comes close. They’re HUGE!!
They don’t have these things in San Diego.
Blob fish eat palmetto bugs and lizards.
Ya hafta get ‘em warm!
Hahaha.
*VIOLENT BARF*
Ya hafta get ‘em warm!
I’m sure he meant to eat them. Right MCPO? You meant cook…………..right?
Blob fish eat palmetto bugs and lizards
*VIOLENT BARF*
That’s it! That’s the last time I ever ever click on a link by one of the Hostages. Except mine.
Good grief PA. No one even knows what link disturbed you so badly. It has to have been the
rosettablobfish, right?rosetta fish
sorry Pa, that’s way too cute and little to be a rosetta fish
When we lived up by the airport, we would get Geckos in the house. My cat would eat them. . . except for the tails!
Hey! That rosetta fish looked like sea-monkeys were supposed to look!!
Fun.
Hi PattyAnn.
PA - More like this. . . http://tinyurl.com/6dtkck
May I be let out of the spam box?
True story?
Last night I was in my bed thinking about stuff. And one of the stuffs I was thinking about was sea monkeys. Which in turn made me think about an actual toy/game I had when I was a kid.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005MEEY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Here’s the old commercial for the the old version (starts @ 2:45) :
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tNhcQEUbwv0
Ha! I like how they focus on the “Gaylo” part of Gaylord the dog’s name. Homophobes.
Those are the exact barrel of monkeys I had as a kid. Don’t really know why those were fun but they were.
Those are the exact barrel of monkeys I had as a kid
Did someone steal them from you? That’s just not nice.
Did someone steal them from you? That’s just not nice.
OH!!! HAHAHEHEHEHAHAHEHEHAHAHEHEH.
HERE is one of the pictures of pajama momma and mesablue making out.
Well that link didn’t work did it?
looooooser
I remember bringing my Barrel of Monkeys to school with me (I think in 1st grade), that’s how much I liked them.
I also had this stupid thing. I played it so much that it got to be frustrating. Couldn’t wait until it finally broke, My siblings and parents hated because the beeps and boops were so annoying.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KVzZVYtt64I
I wanted to be that kid in the commercial.
He looked smart and cool.
How old are you, Bart?
Well that link didn’t work did it?
looooooser
*yawn*
oh only cuz you fixed it………beeyotch, you will never look smart and cool like that kid in the commercial………so deal
How old are you, Bart?
How old are you, What’s your sign, Bart?fixed it for ya
I’m old, man-lesbo.
Not as old as you, though.
But a little older than pj.
So, older than 35, but younger than, 38? I think rosetta is?
Maybe.
I dunno.
Let’s not talk about age.
39? 45?
what is this, 20 Questions?
You know you could just answer the question, Gaydar.
It’s not like I’m going to know who you are if I know your age.
Let’s not talk about age.
Well now you got me all curious. Why not talk about age?
Let me put it this way:
I have the maturity and emotional development of a 14yo, but the body of a 29yo.
gaydar is a good word. it makes me giggle
Bart is Oldy McOlderton
Bart is Oldy McOlderton
nanny, nanny boo boo
Dude?
the body of a 29yo.
Man or woman?
I have the maturity and emotional development of a 14yo, but the body of a 29yo.
That’s hawt.
And btw, kimbo slice is gnarly looking sheesh
what made you think of kimbo slice?
Watching him right now on tv
making his EliteXC debut right now
The barrel of monkeys is sitting less than a foot away from me here. Next to the pixy stix that the kids didn’t put away this weekend.
Barrel of Monkeys? Geezz that’s gay. Why didn’t you guys play with cigarettes and liquor. like all the cool kids did?
I think the best Christmas I ever had was the year whn I got not one but TWO Coleco handheld electronic sports games. Football and Basketball.
http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Coleco/Coleco-ElectronicQuarterback.jpg
I wanted a race track so badly. There was one that would even take the cars up the walls, but I got a Baby This & That instead.
Palmetto bugs are easily one of the creepiest things out there aside from lizards
Is that what those things are? I spent a summer in Florida at my aunt’s when i was a kid and her apartment complex had this little rec room with a pool table and it was crawling with those things. My cousins just called them cockroaches so i just figured Florida had some weird mutant roaches, but it had to have been palmetto bugs because they were huge.
Two Words: Stretch Amrstrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTYEslLMZjE&feature=related
I had this. I poked it with a push pin. A reddish goo that smelled funny came out.
I ran with scissors, too.
These are the ones my neighbor Henry Pinion had and I was so jealous.
Race-car tracks were cool. Mine usually lasted until Christmas day afternoon.
Stretch Armstrong, lol. I wasn’t into playing with dolls.
I think Ace had Stretch when he was a kid.