They didn’t have to print it at all, I guess

This story was placed on the last page of my local paper. The very last page.

Hurricanes are not caused by Global Warming

This is an incredible refutation of the “common knowledge” that is so often used by the followers of St. Algore of Gaia and is, in my opinion, a bombshell. An incredibly bold and powerful statement of the reality of weather patterns, that being (ready for this?) they are cyclical and in a constant state of flux.

And yet, unlike every other dire prediction about the “ever increasing number of hurricanes expected each and every season due to global warming and catastrophic climate change!”, this report only rates a last page placement.

Of course, many have criticized the researcher’s computer models, but then, I’m sure these critics have absolutely nothing to say about the erroneous and, quite frankly, fraudulent models in use by those who flat out insist that global warming will KILL US ALL!!1!!1!1!!WONTON!!

25 Comments

  1. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 10:33 am

    FROST!!!!!!!!

  2. Comment by Muslihoon on May 20, 2008 10:37 am

    I like wontons. Yummmy.

    Sorry, you were saying something?

  3. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 10:45 am

    It’s May 20th. Our average (mean) temp is 76F. It is currently 49F. GlowBall Worming THIS!!

  4. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:49 am

    yes, wontons are so good. I love to dip them in sweet and sour sauce. Oh and that makes me think of cashew chicken and then fried rice and lo mein and bacon

  5. Comment by wiserbud on May 20, 2008 10:56 am

    geez, talk about teeing one up for Rosetta….

    Nice work, PJM.

  6. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 11:02 am

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

  7. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 11:03 am

    To get the hell away from pajama momma.

  8. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 11:04 am

    If it weren’t for MCPO, this thread would have a 100% irrelevant comment rating.

    Way to fuck it up for everyone, MCPO.

  9. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 11:05 am

    chickens love me

  10. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 11:06 am

    That’s because you’re a motherclucker.

  11. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 11:08 am

    oh this place is en fuego today

  12. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 11:30 am

    Rosetta - Bite me-sa!

  13. Comment by Muslihoon on May 20, 2008 11:54 am

    Miso soup is good too.

  14. Comment by wiserbud on May 20, 2008 11:55 am

    Gaia-haters, each and every one of you.

  15. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 11:58 am

    I like Geisha chicks.

  16. Comment by Muslihoon on May 20, 2008 12:04 pm

    I didn’t know they painted up baby chickens.

  17. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 12:06 pm

    Musli - It’s all about the tiny kimonos.

  18. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 12:20 pm

    I like Geisha chicks.

    I like saki

  19. Comment by Muslihoon on May 20, 2008 12:29 pm

    Sake.

  20. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 12:30 pm

    that too

  21. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 12:31 pm

    Rice wine

  22. Comment by Muslihoon on May 20, 2008 1:17 pm

    What all is made to make alcoholic beverages?
    Potatoes, rice, wheat, barley, corn…

  23. Comment by PattyAnn on May 20, 2008 1:22 pm

    Global warming hysteria will be history once all the grains are used for alternative fuels.

  24. Comment by wiserbud on May 20, 2008 1:24 pm

    well, that is so close, I’m gonna say that that one is on topic, PB.

    Nice!

  25. Comment by PattyAnn on May 20, 2008 1:25 pm

    Damn. I’m sorry, wiser. I didn’t do it intentionally, it was a gaffe.

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