The Real Reason Mesa Was Eating Oysters

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  1. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 9:01 pm

    Oysters are for middle-aged wealthy men with E.D.

  2. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 9:01 pm

    by the way…

    wtf is that in that pic?

  3. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 9:03 pm

    I can hear her now in her gravelly raspy voice: “Are you a cop? You’re not a cop, are you?”

  4. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 9:03 pm

    That is disturbing. . . No, really.

  5. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 9:37 pm

    What’s up with that picture? Is it her back or her arm that’s huge? She looks deformed.

  6. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 9:38 pm

    I think she just has a pin head. Her jaw has atrophied from lack of teeth.

  7. Comment by PattyAnn on May 20, 2008 9:39 pm

    I think we finally have a picture of Jeff Ottoman.

  8. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 9:42 pm

    Is that her nipple…

    or just a big freckle?

  9. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 9:44 pm

    PJM - Izzat your stripper friend?

  10. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 9:45 pm

    Hah, I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what she looks like now. I haven’t seen her since 1997

  11. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 9:46 pm

    That reminds me…

    where’s kare-kare been?

  12. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 9:46 pm

    I need someone to identify where her left arm is. I can’t distinguish it from her back.

    http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3363932.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=5C1929E78F851DD21D5349440A17EAA3A55A1E4F32AD3138

  13. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 9:59 pm

    That reminds me…

    where’s kare-kare been?

    She’s tired. She’s been doing a lot of running lately and I wore her out with sisterly love IYKWIMAITTYD this past week. Oh and also, she’s trying out for the sheriff’s dept and just took her agility test on Thursday.

    Her goal is to taze your ass.

  14. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 10:02 pm

    Don’t taze me, bro!

  15. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:05 pm

    kare-kare’s a girl. so maybe…..Don’t taze me, bra?

  16. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 10:06 pm

    good point…

    …,

    broseph

  17. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:08 pm

    broseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat

  18. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 10:19 pm

    Hey, she/it looked cute at 5:00 a.m.

    Wtf is that, btw? Scared the shit out of me.

    Speaking of shit. Is it wrong to drink a beer while taking a dump?

  19. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:20 pm

    Speaking of shit. Is it wrong to drink a beer while taking a dump?

    No, but it’s wrong to talk about it.

  20. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 10:22 pm

    Broseph Stalin

  21. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 10:24 pm

    No, but it’s wrong to talk about it.

    That is correct.

  22. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:25 pm

    I don’t even go number #2

  23. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 10:26 pm

    Broseph McCarthy - bane of commie leftist infiltrators

  24. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 10:29 pm

    No, but it’s wrong to talk about it.

    Good. I thought it might be wrong.

    Bring me a beer.

  25. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:36 pm

    I drank them all

  26. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 20, 2008 10:38 pm

    She is soooo scary.

    I didn’t need to sleep tonight

  27. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:43 pm

    Sleep schmeep. why you so needy?

  28. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 10:45 pm

    I have to sleep tonite. Big day tomorrow. Clip my toenails, trim my ear hair, etc. etc.

  29. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 20, 2008 10:45 pm

    I haven’t found a good ear hair trimmer yet, airedale. Got a suggestion?

  30. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 20, 2008 10:47 pm

    BTW, mesa? Don’t ask PJM for a drink. Not Good.

  31. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:48 pm

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!1 What is it with you guys and all your bodily function, body grooming schtuff today?

    And what are you doing tomorrow MCPO? You can’t tease like that.

  32. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 10:49 pm

    BTW, mesa? Don’t ask PJM for a drink. Not Good.

    Whattsa matter BiW? Wallet empty?

  33. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 10:52 pm

    BIW - Here is what I use:

    http://tinyurl.com/3svwl5

  34. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 10:53 pm

    I’m in the GORAM spam box again!

  35. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 20, 2008 10:55 pm

    “Whattsa matter BiW? Wallet empty?”

    It was waking up sticky and spent. The wallet didn’t have anything in it anyway.

  36. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 11:00 pm

    Hey, I met the Firefly guy a couple of months ago. Can’t believe I forgot to mention it.

  37. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 11:02 pm

    PJM - Golf and lunch at my club with a retired Admiral friend and two pigeon, errrr. . . players friends of his. I hope to win a few bucks.

  38. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 11:02 pm

    I hate waking up sticky.

  39. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 11:06 pm

    mesa - Josh Wheldon, Adam Baldwin (Jayne) or Nathan Fillion (Mal)?

  40. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 11:14 pm

    Nathan Fillion, he was pretty cool.

    I’d like to meet Adam Baldwin, but I’d probably sing that stupid song and piss him off.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FKFLJmOQ50

  41. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 11:14 pm

    The original

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGwyzSFwemc&feature=related

  42. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 11:15 pm

    Mesa - That episode was a hoot!

  43. Comment by geoff on May 20, 2008 11:16 pm

    I don’t even go number #2

    Gawd you lie. Or are you saying you haven’t noticed that trail of rose petals behind you?

  44. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 11:22 pm

    “We need to go to the crappy town where I’m a hero!”

    Hah, I was pissed when they killed him.

  45. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 11:29 pm

    Gawd you lie. Or are you saying you haven’t noticed that trail of rose petals behind you?

    oddly enough, my favorite flower is carnations……that’s of course with daisies, daffodils, tulips and sunflowers, but carnations smell the best.

    So it’s a trail of carnations that I leave geoff……….carnations! You got that?

    Don’t make me spell it out for you, it’s too long.

  46. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 11:31 pm

    What about the bearded iris?

  47. Comment by geoff on May 20, 2008 11:31 pm

    So it’s a trail of carnations that I leave geoff……….carnations! You got that?

    Well then, who the hell have I been following?

  48. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 11:35 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA! rosetta

    get it? rose-etta? oh I kill myself. I’m so funny

  49. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 20, 2008 11:37 pm

    As long as it isn’t lilys. I hate lilys

  50. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 11:55 pm

    No lillies huh?

    I will admit, I’ve always been more of a Munster fan than an Addams Family kinda gal

  51. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 21, 2008 12:02 am

    How he cleaned up and got to be aJudge In Georgia, I don’t understand.

  52. Comment by pajama momma on May 21, 2008 12:05 am

    What the hee haw heck are you talking about?

    gah, it’s midnight, gotta go to bed

  53. Comment by eddiebear on May 21, 2008 12:57 am

    ^ I lost track when the talk involved bowel movements and beer.

  54. Comment by chunque on May 21, 2008 1:43 am

    Wow. I will never get another erection.

  55. Comment by chunque on May 21, 2008 1:43 am

    p.s. please patronize me:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wanker

  56. Comment by eddiebear on May 21, 2008 2:05 am

    ^dude, I looked at your site:
    fuck off!

  57. Comment by mesablue on May 21, 2008 2:23 am

    Hey, be nice to the troll.

    They need love, too.

    Or, we can send Rosetta over there to scar them for life.

  58. Comment by geoff on May 21, 2008 6:06 am

    please patronize me

    You’re doing really, really well chunque!! You’re such a good boy!

  59. Comment by Rosetta on May 21, 2008 6:55 am

    ^dude, I looked at your site:
    fuck off!

    Hahahahaha!! Good one, eddiebear.

    I wonder how chunque got to be an expert on stuff white d-bags like.

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