The REAL reason for my travels
Okay, It’s time to come clean. I’m gay. Really gay. Incredibly gay.
And I have been traveling the country coming personally out to all of my relatives. Before they heard it elsewhere. I just thought I owed them that.
I hope this doesn’t change the way any of you feel about me.
By the way, here’s some video from the last bar I stopped at.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……… BUNK!
Personal to Rosetta wiserbud or pajama “momma”: Call me.
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Guess Rosetta isn’t quite as ready to come out as Mesa.
Oh well, all in due time, I’m sure.
Your typos ruin your comments wiserbud
Your typos and the fact that you’re not funny ruin your comments wiserbud
Fixed that for you.
Anyhoo mesa, I’m really proud of you for finally coming out of the closet. It takes a real “man” to be able to do such a thing.
I’m gonna cross my fingers and hope this gets a link from Ace’s because I think that would help you get your message out a lot faster.
Humor is such a subjective thing.
And I find it amazingly offensive that you would choose this, of all posts, where mesa has done such a brave and, I would imagine, incredibly difficult thing, to throw out your childish insults.
I’ll admit, Rosie, sometimes you can be rather humorous, in a “special class” sort of way, but other times, you are just downright hurtful.
For shame, man-lesbian. For shame.
No wonder he had a 3 hour lunch with Beth! It was all girl talk about pedicures and such!
Wow, that video really was gay. I was expecting Kerry Marie to show up.
I was expecting Kerry Marie to show up.
You didn’t see her? She was in the back. At the buffet table.
Which one was Mesa?
Wow, that video really was gay. I was expecting Kerry Marie to show up.
FOUL!!!!!
*throws flag with picture of cake on it*
You didn’t see her? She was in the back. At the buffet table.
Naw, if she was there not one those little dancer boys would have escaped being sustenance for her jahoogies.
Gay men are allergic to shirts, it seems.
This post is still on top?
Hehe.
“Gay men are allergic to shirts, it seems.”
Duh. Didn’t you ever play dodge ball as a kid, Musiloon?
EVERYONE knew the skins team was gay. Geeezzz.
Musilhoon. sorry bout that.
Hah! musiloon? That’s great
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5W7cVBqMF2Q
So, since I’m now gay, do I get my money back from the ridiculously over priced boobies on Bourbon Street last night?
Mesa - Nice sentiment but there is a huge population to work your way through.
No problem.
I’m nothing, if not diligent.
boobies on Bourbon Street last night?
Can’t break the old habits, huh mesa?
Well, keep at it, lad. It’s been a long time that you’ve been living in that closet. You can’t expect things to change overnight.
OR….
boobiesmoobies on Bourbon StreetFixed that for ya.
Fuck Dionne Warwick, fuck the Berlin Wall — both sides of it.
Genius.
More pretty music — http://youtube.com/watch?v=5W7cVBqMF2Q
I was there on one of my Big Gay Adventures.
Someone DIES, btw.
Anyway, not a big Korn fan, but this song was absolutely nuts in person. The crowd was out of control.
Speaking of gay, Bush — http://youtube.com/watch?v=HYUPv_63aN4
And, he gets to fuck Gwen Stefani.
Another band I wasn’t expecting much from — great live.
Not a big Korn fan either, but I did get to hang out with them at their house when I lived in Huntington Beach. One of my stripper friends was living on their couch.
Does your stripper friend have a newsletter?
Yeah, it’s called……..Hi, my name Jen, I’m rail thin and tweak so much I pick the crap out of my face. interested?
Thanks, PJM - I think I’ll forgo the cheese and chutney sandwich with my tea!
I love crackhead strippers.
They usually make a pretty good sammich, ATVL
I must be staying in a nice hotel, my soap has a name — Warm Vanilla Sugar.
Time for breakfast, here — http://youtube.com/watch?v=HYUPv_63aN4
Love that place. It’s kind of a hike from the Quarter, though.
What’s ATVL mean?
It closed after Katrina — now reopened. Yum.
At the very least.
when I lived in Huntington Beach
You lived in Huntington Beach? I lived in Long Beach for almost 10 years. I go out to Huntington Beach several times a year for business.
I took a dump ON Huntington Beach once.
Me too.
My brother used to own a gas station in Long Beach. I lived in Huntington Beach in 1997
My brother used to live in the county jail. I lived in Virginia Beach in 1997.
Anyone else have a nonsequiter they would like to add to this post?
I moved to Long Beach in ‘91 and then to Colorado in ‘00.
When I go to HB, I crash at my buddy’s place - he lives in those condos that are right on PCH just south of Main Street.
Anyone else have a nonsequiter they would like to add to this post?
Oh right, Mr. Wandering Minstrel of the Threads decides to clamp down on the topic.
Do you remember where Brookhurst is geoff? I used to work at the Claim Jumper restaurant there.
I had a lot of fun that year……TOO much in fact
I had a great lunch today. Leftover Texas pot roast, with garlic potatoes and lima beasn, along with a nice fresh salad.
One of the best lunches I’ve had in a while.
I have in fact eaten there, but not in 1997. At that time I was living in Belmont Heights and working in Los Alamitos, so I didn’t get down to HB very often.
One of the best lunches I’ve had in a while.
Nice sympathy play. Lima beans? Who’s going to believe you really ate those?
I got a pedicure last week and the chick cut my toe. She made me bleed. true story
Claim Jumper is nummy
I lost the tip of one of my phalanges while offloading class “C” ammo in loverly Bodo, Norway.
That’s just disgusting MCPO. I am however, impressed that you were still able to have children after that unfortunate little mishap.
PJM - You should have seen it when they removed the nerve at RAF Lakenheath. . . looked like a white booger.
What the heck is Texas pot roast?
What the heck is Texas pot roast?
Greatest pot roast recipe you will ever taste. I’ll have to get it for you.
I like Pork ‘n’ Beasn.
the nerve at RAF Lakenheath
Exactly what part of the body is that?
I also like white beasn with ham.
*sniff *sniff
beasns give you bad breath rosetta. you might wanna brush your teeth er sumpin
I like green beasn with ham.
I also like green beasn
We were thinking exactly the same thing at the same time?
I quit.
This weekend I had huevos rancheros with black beasn.
How funny. I had Mexican food this weekend too rosetta. I had a beasn tostada.
I quit.
That’s not what Jack of Jack and the Beasntalk would do.
This thread is cool beasns
Illegal Mexican Jumping Beasn
beasns, beasns, the mucisal froot
the moor u eat, the moor u tut.
fuckers.
Mr. Beasns
I like Mr. Beasn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cmrMJul1g
Why you gotta copy me PA????
Notice how geoff overlooked wiserbud’s spelling massacre “beasn” and just corrected it in his follow-up comment?
That’s why people like geoff.
I like when the Red Sox throw beasn balls at the Yankees.
I’m not commenting anymore. I’m channeling Rosetta and PJM. I can’t chance channeling wiser or mesa; my heart couldn’t take it.
I like when the Red Sox throw beasn balls at the Yankees.
Hahahaha!!
Not bad for a disabled guy.
Oh you know what’s funny? I didn’t even notice wiserbud did a typo. It’s easier to focus on what isn’t a typo with his comments.
I thought you effed up your random comment rosetta and we were making fun “with” you not “at” you.
PJ, why doesn’t your Mr. Beasn link have a link in it?
pjm’s smarts ain’t worth a hill of beasn
Don’t forget that recipe.
I thought you effed up your random comment rosetta and we were making fun “with” you not “at” you.
You need to pay closer attention to what’s going on.
HA!
I mean, I’ll try not to forget…..
You need to pay closer attention to what’s going on.
you’re not the boss. I have boss
PA, my linky was the exact same one you linked
You may have boss but I AM boss.
Refried beasn.
franks and beasn
Rosetta- I hafta wear this bicycle helmet ’cause of my damaged phalanges!
RED BEANS & RICE!!
Patty Ann
Dammit!!
I was mid beasn on red beasn and rice when you beat me to it.
Green Beasn
bmac, you get the credit because I got so excited that I spelled it correctly
Three beasn salad!
http://i8.tinypic.com/7×1tr8m.gif
Refriesd beasn.
Beasnie
http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/propeller-beanie_lrg.jpg
I got so excited that I spelled it correctly
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was a kid I used to love playing Don’t Spill the Beasn.
RED BEANS & RICE!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beasno — http://www.beanogas.com/
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
You are such a has-beasn
You are such a has-beasn
When PB was little she used to stick beasn in her nose.
Beasn Pole
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/nicoleRetna2805_468×727.jpg
I loves you once
I loves you twice
I loves you more than beasn and rice!
Sometimes, when women are alone, they like to flick their beasn.
I take Beasno so I can eat certain foods.
oh oooops mesa already did that one
rosetta, why would someone want to flick their beasn? That sounds painful
Beasner…is that racist?
Hey, my wife’s uncle used to be the Long Beach harbor master. It’s a small world!
I have never been to Long Beach.
I had Boston Baked Beasn with hot dogs last night.
Today I farted, as I’ve stated elsewhere, and did not blame the dogs. I own that fart. I was proud of that fart. It drove me out of the room.
Cranky - Aboard ship, in the CPO Mess, we would score the farts. Three scoring categories; sound, smell and duration of odor. 10 point scale for each category. Had a lot of 29.5 scores but never a perfect 30.
this thread stinks
And it sounds just like a ruptured duck!
Man, iI can’t believe Mesablue was actually in my house!!!
We’re going to have to scrub the whole place down with Lysol.
I thought Batman would have had extraordinary gaydar.
Wait a minute. Who among the IBers is Robin to Michael’s Batman? Batman doth protest too much.