Something Else For Mesa To Suck On

Now that mesa has embraced his inner-butt-pirate, I thought he might need something to suck on during the day when he’s not sharing the bathroom stall of some gay club with “Ramon”.

Bacon lollipops.

Gay yet delicious.

 

53 Comments

  1. Comment by PattyAnn on May 20, 2008 3:15 pm

    Sorry, Rosseta, it’s a conspiracy. No one’s letting you get the top post here today.

  2. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 3:19 pm

    FINE!!!

    I’m on fucking strike!!!!!!!

  3. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 3:22 pm

    This is the best post EVAH!!!

  4. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 3:26 pm

    This is the best post EVAH!!!

    Hahahaha.

    Fuck it. I’m putting this post fucking last on the whole blog and everyone can KISS MY ASS!!!!!

  5. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 3:31 pm

    Here I am trying to up the comment count and all I get in return is petulance. I LOVE THIS BLOG!!!!!

  6. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 3:42 pm

    meep, meep

  7. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 3:44 pm

    I find the word butt-pirate offensive.

    pirates like bootie

  8. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 3:49 pm

    Well I find butt-pirates to be offensive.

    So there.

  9. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 3:51 pm

    but you like butt-pirate bootie don’t you?

  10. Comment by PattyAnn on May 20, 2008 4:03 pm

    butt-pirate is better than butt-gerbil. I think.

  11. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 4:06 pm

    I wish cranky was here…

  12. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 4:10 pm

    Why? Is cranky into butt pirates?

  13. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 4:10 pm

    No, cranky likes gerbils and rosetta

  14. Comment by cranky on May 20, 2008 4:23 pm

    Actually I lke to shoot gerbils. So if any of you have gerbils pirating about your butts you might want to invite them to leave.

  15. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 4:34 pm

    *thread tastes the bittersweet nectar of death*

  16. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 4:41 pm

    Kill it before Bart get here!!

  17. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 5:16 pm

    beasn

  18. Comment by mesablue on May 20, 2008 5:17 pm

    jeff beasn

  19. Comment by Robert on May 20, 2008 5:57 pm

    No one has mentioned Jeff Ottoman LOL

  20. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 6:32 pm

    did someone say bootie?

    first, before we get to that, here’s a nuclear explosion:

    http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/Akiaa2008/yR1swez9A6.gif

  21. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 6:33 pm

    hee hee, and here’s the Bea’els:

    http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/Akiaa2008/VXoBGfEQRD.gif

  22. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 6:35 pm

    okay, here’s Colonel Klink. (super cereal, this time)

    http://img449.imageshack.us/img449/5767/as19zq.gif

  23. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 6:35 pm

    did someone say bootie?

    first, before we get to that, here’s a nuclear explosion:
    That’s just uncomfortable.

  24. Comment by PattyAnn on May 20, 2008 6:37 pm

    Bart, didn’t you do the Bea’els and Colonel Klink on another post already?

  25. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 6:37 pm

    eh?

    Are you seeing the same thing that I’m seeing?

  26. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 6:38 pm

    The Colonel Klink gif is way cool.

  27. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 6:38 pm

    Okay, i should have said, “This is for the mens in our groups.”

  28. Comment by PattyAnn on May 20, 2008 6:38 pm

    “Are you seeing the same thing that I’m seeing?”

    What? Like I’m going to click on a Bart link? ;)

  29. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 6:39 pm

    Um, not a big fan of that Colonel Klink. weird, I’ve always been a fan of his too

  30. Comment by PattyAnn on May 20, 2008 6:40 pm

    That was definitely Colonel Kink.

  31. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 6:40 pm

    If that’s the way you feel…fine.

    Here’s a familiar sight to PJ:

    http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/Akiaa2008/oQgt5AAknY.gif

  32. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 6:43 pm

    Yes bart, I remember that man, but I can’t remember if he’s the father of #9 or #12. They all look alike you know

  33. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 6:48 pm

    I think you missed the point of that .gif.

    He’s NOT the father, hence the celebratory dance.

    If I have to explain these comedic .gifs it kinda takes the funny out of them.

  34. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 6:49 pm

    But your frustration with me amuses me and that’s what’s important, right?

  35. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 6:51 pm

    Or, as I said to the woman sitting next to me at the bar, “Hey! You could be my next ex-wife! Or, I could just buy you a house and call you a bitch now.”

  36. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 6:55 pm

    If you buy me a house MCPO, you can call me anything you want

  37. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 7:37 pm

    I think we may need to consider limiting Bart to 14 gifs per day.

    BRING OUT THE GIF!

  38. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 7:40 pm

    Do these jeans make my butt look big huge?

    Yes. Yes they do.

    http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd94/fullyaliv3/Girl%20Gifs/000042872.gif

  39. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 7:41 pm

    this chick has a talent

    http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/8936/345120333741te.gif

  40. Comment by Bart on May 20, 2008 7:41 pm

    and the last one…

    http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6152/as24a6sn.gif

  41. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 7:43 pm

    this chick has a talent

    Talent on loan from God

  42. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 7:53 pm

    this chick has a talent

    http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/8936/345120333741te.gif

    OMG she’s shivvering!!! Someone get her a shawl!!!

  43. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 7:54 pm

    Talent on loan from God™

  44. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 7:58 pm

    Ohhhh, Rush is gonna be so mad at you

  45. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 7:59 pm

    I’ll sue his ass.

  46. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 8:00 pm

    OH man you’re gonna be soooo rich.
    Wanna go out?

  47. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 8:07 pm

    Rosetta doesn’t like to be seen with women in public.

  48. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 8:09 pm

    Wanna go out?

    Where you wanna go?

    Beasntown?

  49. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 8:12 pm

    MCPO was once arrested for trying to smuggle rare Mexican weasels across the border in his ass.

  50. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 8:22 pm

    Where you wanna go?

    Beasntown?

    Can we go shopping at L.L. Beasn after we eat?

  51. Comment by Rosetta on May 20, 2008 8:24 pm

    Do they sell beasn-bag chairs there?

  52. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 20, 2008 8:25 pm

    Rosetta - Right family; Mustelidae. . . but real men smuggle badgers, not weasels.

  53. Comment by pajama momma on May 20, 2008 8:26 pm

    I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure we could get a beasnies there. Awww, we could get matching ones. Wouldn’t that just be the sweetest?

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