Well, from the looks of our new header photo…

The pictures from last year’s Ace-a-Palooza are starting to leak out!

[UPDATE: Rosetta]

Big Jim Slade

 

72 Comments

  1. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:08 pm

    This is your best post yet.

  2. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 1:11 pm

    Well, I prefer quality to quantity…..

  3. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:13 pm

    except when it comes to gerbils and man sex.

  4. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:13 pm

    except when it comes to gerbils and man sex.

  5. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:14 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3y43cyddI

  6. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 1:16 pm

    Rosetta is Gayboy TwoTimes

  7. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 1:16 pm

    except when it comes to gerbils and man sex.

    Speak up rosetta! We can’t hear you!

  8. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 1:19 pm

    Speak up rosetta! We can’t hear you!

    Must have someonething in his mouth……..

  9. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 1:19 pm

    aren’t you supposed to be working wiserbud?hhhmmmm?

    You think you can hide from me here at The Hostages?
    Did you think I wouldn’t notice?
    You think when I do my drive-by’s I don’t see you hiding under your desk?
    When I call you and you don’t answer, do you really believe I think you’re busy?
    I see how it really is.

  10. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 1:21 pm

    ummmmmm, gotta go.

  11. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:22 pm

    Has anyone here besides me been so unfortunate as to have been forced to attend an actual Up With People concert?

    It had white-hot supergayness shooting out of its ass.

    Do not want.

  12. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 1:23 pm

    yeah, but I understand they had the best drugs!

  13. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 1:25 pm

    You went to an Up With People concert?
    I don’t understand.
    For the love of God man! What’s wrong with you?

  14. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:27 pm

    They were HIGH ON LIFE!!!!!! OH YEAH!!!! UP, UP WITH PEOPLE!!! UP, UP OH MY GOD HE’S GOT A GUN!!!!

    *gunfire*

  15. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 1:28 pm

    ooops, ‘nother stupid meeting. gotta go.

  16. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:29 pm

    You went to an Up With People concert?

    I didn’t have a friggin’ choice as I was but a children. I think we even had 3 or 4 of the cast members stay with my family.

    I should sue my parents for that shit.

  17. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 1:33 pm

    Did you get touched inappropriately?

  18. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:43 pm

    I did not get touched either appropriately or inappropriately however one of the chicks that stayed with us was hot.

  19. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 1:47 pm

    I’ve seen your definition of hot

  20. Comment by PattyAnn on May 19, 2008 1:48 pm

    “Did you get touched inappropriately?”

    I’m going to borrow this comment for awhile, PJ.

  21. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 1:48 pm

    I like your new lingerie.

  22. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 1:57 pm

    You like it? I got it while I was in San Diego.

  23. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 2:00 pm

    I’m sure it was put to good use.

  24. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 2:02 pm

    I’m sure it was put to good use.

    From what I understand, they were having a picnic and it started to rain.

    And PJM saves the day!!

  25. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 2:03 pm

    I’m sure it was put to good use.

    Yeah, daddy really liked it on me.

  26. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 2:06 pm

    Father Knows Best

  27. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 2:09 pm

    Big Daddy

  28. Comment by PattyAnn on May 19, 2008 2:13 pm

    Did you get touched inappropriately?

    (I’m sure to be able to use that a lot on this blog)

  29. Comment by phat on May 19, 2008 2:20 pm

    The thing that makes me laugh about the video was that the skinny black guy was a porn star in the 80’s.

    He was in the ‘new’ Devil in Miss Jones trilogy, actually numbered II-IV. Why part IV, you ask? Because Devil in Miss Jones III left SO many unanswered questions.

    or so I heard.

  30. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 19, 2008 2:30 pm

    “It had white-hot supergayness shooting out of its ass”

    Doesn’t a shot of penicillin help with that?

  31. Comment by phat on May 19, 2008 2:36 pm

    “…and the capitol of Nebraska is LINCOLN!”

  32. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 3:40 pm

    The last “Up With People” meeting I went to everybody introduced themselves with, “Hi! My name is Rosetta and I’m an alcoholic”.

  33. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 3:41 pm

    They were all named rosetta?

    shocker

  34. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 3:42 pm

    MCPO Airdale is the only person to be kicked out of Up With People for being too flaming gay.

  35. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 3:52 pm

    I wasn’t kicked out! I was asked to leave. . . they had some rule against coming in with a 40 in a paper sack. How was I supposed to know?

  36. Comment by cranky on May 19, 2008 4:35 pm

    Yeah, daddy really liked it on me.

    Remember that worst Sex Toys Name post? Was it ‘Daddy’s Fingers’ that won for worst sex toy name?

  37. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 4:50 pm

    Hahahaha. I think it was Daddy’s Fingers. That was wiserbud’s.

    Sicko.

  38. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 5:13 pm

    Daddy don’t drive in that Eldorado
    No more
    He don’t travel on down to the neighborhood
    Liquor store
    PJM still loves her coke and rum
    But she sits alone
    ‘Cause her daddy can’t come
    Daddy don’t drive in that Eldorado
    No more

  39. Comment by Will on May 19, 2008 5:54 pm

    Short list of odd book names.

  40. Comment by Will on May 19, 2008 5:55 pm

    Forgot to dump my wavatar sock puppet, the smug bastard.

  41. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 6:05 pm

    This is your best post yet. - rosetta

    41 comments and still counting, bitch.

  42. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 6:08 pm

    Mercy comments.

  43. Comment by bmac on May 19, 2008 6:11 pm

    Totally.

  44. Comment by bmac on May 19, 2008 6:11 pm

    Mercy

  45. Comment by bmac on May 19, 2008 6:11 pm

    Comments

  46. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 6:11 pm

    My Steely Dan lyrics really don’t count as a comment, wiser.

  47. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 6:21 pm

    Stupid bmac comment booster.

  48. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 6:39 pm

    doot
    doot
    doot

  49. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 19, 2008 6:57 pm

    Airdale, wouldn’t “Midnight Cruiser” be more appropriate for wiser?

  50. Comment by Muslihoon on May 19, 2008 7:00 pm

    The perfect song for Wiser:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L00gu5_9YY

    Or was it Rosetta? No, it’s Bart. Bart would love it, being the sporty guy he is.

  51. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 7:33 pm

    Mercy comments, very much like a mercy fuck……..

    When it’s all said and done, It really doesn’t make that much of difference.

    Ain’t that right, Mrs. Rosetta?

  52. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 7:36 pm

    BIW - You would know, right?

    Why do my youtubes go into the spam box? Should I use tiny url?

  53. Comment by Bart on May 19, 2008 7:40 pm

    wtf? muslihoon??

    wtf?

  54. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 7:42 pm

    try embedding them in HTML code. If that doesn’t work, then try tinyurl.

    Or you could simply stop trying to post your collection of gay porn.

  55. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 7:43 pm

    Oh look who’s here. Feistybud.

  56. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 7:45 pm

    miss me?

  57. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 7:45 pm

    Terribly

    thought you were going soft on us

    are you going to be here for a bit? I mean, is there some orphan you need to feed or maybe some homeless guy you need to take to a bar?

  58. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 7:51 pm

    wiserbud’s upset because we were making fun of Up With People.

  59. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 7:56 pm

    wiser - I post the gay pRon because I love too much!

  60. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 7:57 pm

    Damn right, you bastard! I was in Up With People for years. Even did the Andy Williams show more times than I can count.

    So fuck you, you fucking dirtbag fuck.

  61. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 7:57 pm

    PJM - Iffin you use a shotgun you stand less chance of missing him.

  62. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 7:57 pm

    I post the gay pRon because I love too much!

    Oh, I get it now. I get PJM the ticket to San Diego, you give Rosetta and Mesa what they need.

    Gotcha

  63. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 7:59 pm

    You sir, are an insightful man.

  64. Comment by Rosetta on May 19, 2008 8:05 pm

    So fuck you, you fucking dirtbag fuck.

    *puts wiserbud’s drawing of a fucking kitty on the fridge*

  65. Comment by Muslihoon on May 19, 2008 8:06 pm

    MC3PO (sorry, PA): You love them long time?

  66. Comment by Muslihoon on May 19, 2008 8:07 pm

    Why is Wiser drawing pictures of cats copulating? Is this sign of a greater issue?

  67. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 8:10 pm

    Mushli - It’s my altruistic love for my fellow man (and wimmins!).

  68. Comment by wiserbud on May 19, 2008 8:13 pm

    Why is Wiser drawing pictures of cats copulating?

    Still afraid of the pussy, huh, Muslihoon?

  69. Comment by Muslihoon on May 19, 2008 8:44 pm

    If it’s anything like the last one I had, then yes.

  70. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 19, 2008 8:50 pm

    Copulating cats are crazy creepy!

  71. Comment by pajama momma on May 19, 2008 8:51 pm

    When I hear copulation cats outside my bedroom window, I realize the dog needs to go out.

  72. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 20, 2008 1:31 am

    “BIW - You would know, right?”

    Airedale, Steely Dan taught me how to be a smartass!

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