Obama Idiotic Commie Dumbshit Comment # 2,402
“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.
Idea stolen in broad daylight from cranky.
John Kerry thought our foreign policy should pass an international test. Now the temperature in my house has to pass an international test??
Let me listen to this song as I consider what I think about my thermostat setting being Barack Obama’s business.
Answer: Do Not Want.
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Fucking thief.
you used the wrong pic
http://exe.leet.googlepages.com/frorly.jpg/frorly-full.jpg
HA!!!
This song should be the theme song of the Loyal Opposition (us).
Dear Michelle Obama, [insert song here].
Bart, that’s excellent!!
*files away for later use*
racist!
Oh shit! I found an even better one….
LOL at the picture. Good one!
Ah, a rice burner owr.
*Kicks in door and steals Bart’s Afro Owl idea from Bart and Rosetta. Shut up beyotches!*
Ammo and range time, people. . . ammo and range time.
I found an even better one…
And, as usual, I one-upped you.
click for lulz:
http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/ccimages/orly3si.gif
it’s a .gif, so give it a second to load
And, as usual, I one-upped you.
If by “one-upped” you mean “made me gag” then yes.
Moo.
If she sat on a piece of coal the pressure would turn it into a diamond.
you mean you “one-cupped’ him, right?
pajama momma, you have cheese sauce on your face.
Cheese sauce?
*grabs bag of tortilla chips
I’m pretty excited - having pizza for dinner.
Pizza RULES!!!!!!!!!
It ain’t nacho cheese, it’s Limburger.
I’m really realy really tired of the Dhimicrappic Party candidates thinking they are running for the President of the World. Memo to the DNC: If your candidate even considers for a moment how the rest of the world feels about us and it doesn’t involve envy or fear, you are doing it wrong.
Why won’t you dance with me? I’m not no Limburger.
^
try to stay on topic
I happen to be having pizza as well. Digiorno is nummy.
^
try to stay on topic
Yeah? What the heck BiW? sheesh
Sorry. Where were we? Oh yeah. Cheesy face and Rosetta’s one cup. I hear they make prosteses for those now.
Why won’t you dance with me?
Remember this song? Kinda gay, but also kinda nice. This is the kind of songs Mesa listens to on the road and sings to himself.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MWnFk5vLSnc
While you’re there, you can listen to other cool tunes by Orleans such as “Still the One” and “Dancin in the Moonlight.”
bart - I think PJM prefers this. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwBbMXYDsXw
Great tune, Bart.
Midnight Special kicks ass.
Orleans did Midnight Special???
Heh. I did not know that.
Halp me Osama, I’m stuck in da spam box!
i thought CCR did that?
I like those songs bart, especially the dance with me one.
this is my kinda gay, kinda nice song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk1md5IikWk
bart - I think PJM prefers this. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwBbMXYDsXw
Remind me why I took you out of the spambox?
oy vey, C3PO!
Orleans and Gordon Lightfoot are high art compared that crap.
PJM - I got laid to that Lightfoot song!! She was the hawt! I’m still glad her boyfriend never found out.
Bart - No Shiite, my sunni.
PJM - I got laid to that Lightfoot song!! She was the hawt! I’m still glad her boyfriend never found out.
ewwwwwwwwww, why you tryin to ruin my song?
Dance This Mess Around
Why don’t you dance with me? I”m not no limberger.
Don’t be hatin Gordon Lightfoot, Bart.
Oh hey! Yeah! I just realized bart was being mean about Gordon. You’re a bad, bad man bart.
PJM - If we’re gonna dance. . . Honey, let’s DANCE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlc6Vw2tg8
nu uh!
Why does this site discriminate against disabled veterans? WHY? Haters!
We don’t discriminate against disabled vets.
We discriminate against everyone.
Deal with it, clumsy.
PJM - If we’re gonna dance. . . Honey, let’s DANCE!
You sir know exactly what I like! You ready to go swing dancing?
Wiser - That’s MISTER clumsy to you!
Airdale…the Louis Prima Version of that song is good, too.
*smacks wiser in his discriminatory head*
oh yes, loves me some louis prima
*smacks wiser in his discriminatory head*
BiW you sound like a lawyer now, not a Hostage commenter.
I didn’t say “smacks wiser in his discriminatory head with a subpeona”
However, if this site isn’t ADA compliant, maybe Airdale and I could make a buck….
JUST KIDDING.
Some more dance music. . .
http://tinyurl.com/2sudga
I didn’t say “smacks wiser in his discriminatory head with a subpeona”
You got anything harder than a subpeona?
you looking for a sub sandwich instead, PJM?
BIW - I’m HTML handicapped as well. That should be worth another $110K. You know, $10K for me and $100K for the team.
I’m not touching that one with this crowd…
NOLA, NOLA, I’m in NOLA.
Just had my one and only obligatory hurricane from Pat O’Brien’s.
Time to head out and watch the game.
Beignets for breakfast at 4:00 a.m. Yum.
I drove the scenic route down Hwy 90 to get here along the Mississippi coast. I was here right after Katrina — just wow. They’ve gotten it cleaned up. But, everything is just gone. Not there. For miles and miles.
Airedale, You’d get at least half of the settlement, which seein as its wiser, would consist of a commodore vic 20 , a pocket of lint, some loose change, and a spent condom.
*makes mental note
mesa made no mention of his lunch with Beth today
Wow BiW, if wiserbud has that much count me in on this lawsuit……..wait, I’m included in it aren’t I?
mesa had lunch with sorta-tech wench Beth? In LA??
Lunch was fun. We talked for almost three hours. Cool chick.
And — she bought.
Lunch was fun. We talked for almost three hours.
So they had internet access at the restaurant huh? Well that was nice.
Ain’t it cool when they buy you lunch, mesa?
Last lunch date I had, she called me and read the menu so she could order before I got there…
Yeah, doesn’t suck.
*ignores PJM
My last lunch date poured a milkshake on my lap. No, just kidding.
Not as good as her sitting on your lap, airedale.
My last lunch date poured a milkshake on my lap.
Uh huh. She poured a “milkshake” on your lap. Otherwise known as “premature ejaculation.”
In that case I recommend Big Rosetta Slade.
Wiser - You insightful bastard!
“If you prick me, do I not bleed?”
If she left a milkshake on your lap, wasn’t that due to her excitiment?
If she left a milkshake on your lap, wasn’t that due to her excitiment?
That costs extra.
Or so I’m told
MCPO’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
MCPO’s milkshake brings
all the boyswiserbud to the yard.Fixed that for myself.
Rosetta’s homo-centric view of the world is intriguing.
Speaking of homo-centric, where are you from MCPO? Are you in Florida?
Master Chief, you might want to subscribe to Rosetta’s newsletter.
“Rosetta’s homo-centric view of the world is intriguing.’
In a “I can’t turn away from the train wreck kind of way”
No, Rosetta. I’m in Appalachia, rural Pennsylvania, just outside of Carlisle.
I got a client going to Carlisle to sell car stuff, Airedale.
What newsletter would that be, cranky, you rat bastard?
BIW - Car shows every other weekend all summer long!
No shit, MCPO? You really are a bitter clinger.
Gay/Lesbian Accounting Issues for The Mixed Gender by Rosetta with a focus on deprecation issues for mixed use sex toys.
Rosetta - Hell, I even drive a JEEP!
What newsletter would that be, cranky, you rat bastard?
It’s an Ace of Spades thing rosetta, you wouldn’t understand.
JEEP?!? Wow. You’re practically in the Klan!!
or what cranky said
Gay/Lesbian Accounting Issues for The Mixed Gender by Rosetta with a focus on deprecation issues for mixed use sex toys.
Hahahahaha!! Good one, bitch.
pajama momma, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
It was a little too good cranky and I find it interesting that you yourself happen to be in the accounting business, no? hhhhmmmmm
No! NO shhhhhhh! Not unless you’re going to feed me
pajama momma, shhhhhhhhhhhh.
Men are talking.
Really? where?
fine.
I’ll just eat this sammich I made myself and get a nice cold one out of the fridge.
*cracks open beer
ahhhhhhhhh
You made yourself a sandwich?
Does the sammich have cheese and mustard?
It depends. Do you like cheese and mustard?
You made yourself a sandwich?
I was making it for you guys, but not now.
I heart cheese and mustard! Provolone or swiss would be nice. . .
what’s with all the cheese talk?
cheese this
cheese that
cheese cheese cheese
are you chese deprived bart? Here’s some cheese for you bart
*shakes fist in pj’s general direction
Gay/Lesbian Accounting Issues for The Mixed Gender by Rosetta with a focus on deprecation issues for mixed use sex toys and farm implements.
Left that last part out before. Can’t forget our Schedule F depreciable assets. Go ahead Rosetta, throw some sum-of-the-years depreciation calculations at pajamma momma if you’re man enough.
better yet, this is me right now:
http://www.mishalov.com/images/klemperer.jpg
You’re The Beatles?
Go ahead Rosetta, throw some sum-of-the-years depreciation calculations at pajamma momma if you’re man enough.
that’s just cold cranky
The Bea’els?
No. That was Colonel Klink!
Not when I clicked on it baby, so you and your unicle can suck it!
Bart- It was the Beatles.
That is just wrong, PJM.
It’s Colonel Klink.
That is just wrong, PJM.
That dadgum song gets stuck in my head and I can’t get it out. It’s just got such a great beat. And I figured if I have to suffer you guys all need to suffer with me. Misery loves company you know.
It’s Colonel Klink
Nuh UH!
shouldn’t you be microwaving some food for your brood right now?
ninja please, they eat once a month and today is not their day
Paste the URL into a fresh browser window. That site has outside links redirect to a 404/beatles image.
Is it more super whitehot gayness? I can only take so much in a 24 hour period, and the “Up With Daddy’s Fingers” pic on the masthead was my limit for the day.
BiW, you know full well you have every single “Up With People” song ever written memorized.
admit it
PJM - Where’s my cheese sammich??
I never even saw it. Even as a kid, I said “Hell no! That’s Gay!”
PJM - Where’s my cheese sammich??
You’ll get nothing and like it.
I got a ginger ale, and I like it a lot!
I got a ginger ale, and I like it a lot!
hhhhhmmmmm, are you sure there’s not something you want to confess? Like maybe your ginger ale is spiked?
What? Did you put roofies in it? Damn. I thought it tasted funny. And to think i trusted you.
those bastards!
this one should work:
http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/werner_klemperer.jpg
ha ha i thought you guys were messin wit me
And to think i trusted you.
Fool
Bart, the link is now officially considered OLD.How many comments ago was it? sheesh
I had to set the record straight.
this has nothing to do with anything:
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/inspace.png
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wha di yu pu in my soa, PJM?
Wha di yu pu in my soa, PJM?
*dims lights
shhhhhhhhhhh! don’t you worry your pretty little head about a thing
it’s all good.
zzzzzzzzzzzz
now what do I do?
use less next time!
you’re right. I need to make you pliable, not unconscious. damn the bad luck
sssshhhhhhhhhhh, I found WP.
follow me and be quiet
http://i25.tinypic.com/2hzn2v6.jpg
*sniff sniff
ick, what’s stinky? oh, it’s WP
Pliable? What am I? Gumby?
Nope, not gumby…………………….this
A chicklet?
I feel so objectified.
Last I checked America was part of the world…. I know its hard to grasp but you share the globe.
↑ “Yes, of course they’re serious… You do?… You have?… No kidding! Just gimme the address… Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Thank you!
WE GOT ONE! “
Comment by Tall Teacher on May 20, 2008 6:32 am
Last I checked America was part of the world…. I know its hard to grasp but you share the globe.
Interesting and insightful. Certainly Pulitzer worthy. But I am baffled by the absence of the much more inclusive pronoun ‘we’ in your comment. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
Last time I checked, no other country was required to get our okay to do anything they wanted to do.
It’s called national sovereignty. Look it up.
and if you truly are a teacher, I weep for the future of our planet.
Tall Teacher has drunk deep of the N.E.A. Kool-Aid! His savior, Obama, will get permission from Tunisia to mandate thermometer settings, no doubt.
Not only do I reject other countries telling me how to live, I reject it from the National Socialist Party (Democrats) as well.
Last I checked America was part of the world…. I know its hard to grasp but you share the globe.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TROLL!! TROLL!! TROLL!! TROLL!! TROLL!! TROLL!!!
Oh, I don’t think Tall Teacher is a very bright one. It prolly would really have issues with my take on this Obamessiah gaff.
http://www.slate.com/id/76886/
“I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.”—George W Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
That’s President Dumbassshit to you.
Wha? No McChimpyHalliburton?
WTF? What is it in this thread that is drawing all of the drive-by dickwads?
And Slate? Really, that’s the source you’re gonna stick with? What’s wrong, did you get banned from HuffPo for being too stupid (as hard to believe as that might be.)
What is it in this thread that is drawing all of the drive-by dickwads?
You mean all two of them?
*points at the Troll - BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
This is the happiest day of my blog life.
TWO trolls on one of my posts.
Today…I consider myself…the luckiest man…on the face of this earth.
two more than we’ve had in a looooooong time, PJM.
Keep up, will you? FOCUS, bitch, FOC…oh, look, a penny…
Rosetta quotes the Lou Gehrig speech?! Bravo, young man. Bravo!
Rosetta loves Pride of the Yankees.
He used to dress up like Theresa Wright and mouth all of her lines every time it came on TV
I want a regular troll that we can keep in the basement and bring out when we need some fun.
Too bad Bob Munck died.
Or was that Tim Mutch? I always get them confused.
“I want a regular troll that we can keep in the basement and bring out when we need some fun.”
Where is Bart today, anyway?
That troll had cankles.
Where is Bart today, anyway?
sshhhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quiet. Bart’s gif hunting.
Bart with the “buff boyz” on his “fitness site”.
This is for you:
http://stuffwhitedbagslike.wordpress.com/2008/05/20/conspicuous-waste/
I happen to think “stuff white d-bags like” is a hilarious website.
I also think chunque is troll # 3.
Fucking hat trick.
Rosetta has been gifted with god-like powers to attract trolls. Wasn’t on the top of my list when I was 14 but, whatever.
I wish they would stay and argue.
But drive-by trolls are a start.
But I do stay and argue
You argue with the buffet attendant but that’s not what we’re talking about here.
It’s all you can eat! Why she gotta kick me out? The sign on the door clearly states, ALL YOU CAN EAT
Heh, no one commented on that post yet, so I had to.
MUAHAHA! I missed most of this thread.
Trolls!
Yippie.
Hah! Yall’s is fuhnee. Trolls and buffet attendants is some of my favorite peoples.
madmong and chunque were considered by Kos to be too stupid. Tells you what you need to know.
Chunkie’s are my favorite candy bar.