Is This A Double Standard or Two Different Standards?

There is some moron selling t-shirts with Curious George eating a banana with the words “Obama in ‘08″ on it.

I’m outraged, OUTRAGED I TELL YOU because the left would never lampoon a Presidential candidate as resembling monkey or a chimp but I digress.

I’m okay with this t-shirt because it illustrates the following points: actual racists exist, they are all ignorant idiots, and they exist in small and decreasing numbers.

Last night Anderson Cooper was doing a report on this and, as part of his official CNN duties as a  newscaster, call this moron a….wait for it!!!…”MORON”!!  It seems that MSM journalists are adept at identifying racists and bigots in this country and they feel comfortable going against all “journalistic ethics” and infusing their news reporting with their opinions.

Exit Questions:

1)  Has Anderson Cooper ever called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a moron and correctly identified him as a racist?

2)  Why the fuck not?

3)  Why does Anderson Cooper feel comfortable enough in a newscast to call out some idiot selling a Curious George t-shirt as a moron and a racist but he can’t seem to muster to same enthusiasm to call out the Iranian President in the same terms for supporting the killing of homosexuals, disobedient women and Jews?

A t-shirt vendor is a moron and a racist but Ahmadinejad is a legitimate world leader that should be negotiated with and whom The Obamessiah should be praised for agreeing to meet with.

That’s very curious indeed.

Douche.

9 Comments

  1. Comment by Robert on May 15, 2008 11:32 am

    Does it not take one to know one? Then Anderson Cooper would be a moron too, right?

  2. Comment by composmentis on May 15, 2008 11:33 am

    He’s a moronic douche.

  3. Comment by bmac on May 15, 2008 11:48 am

    Isn’t he a Vanderbilt?

    And isn’t he gay?

    Just sayin….

  4. Comment by pajama momma on May 15, 2008 11:51 am

    disobedient women

    disobedient? define that

  5. Comment by Dave in Texas on May 15, 2008 11:56 am

    His momma is Gloria Vanderbilt.

    He’s prettier than she is though.

    PJM, a disobedient woman is one that won’t make me a sammich after I boff her.

  6. Comment by cranky on May 15, 2008 12:13 pm

    He looks like one of them racist dick smokers. One of htem other groups of racists would probably like to push a wall over on his failing ass.

  7. Comment by Rosetta on May 15, 2008 3:28 pm

    And isn’t he gay?

    If he’s not gay he must be bummed out because the entire innernettubes thinks he is.

    Anderson Cooper + gay = 918,000 results

  8. Comment by Ass Gerbil on May 15, 2008 3:51 pm

    *ahem* . . . A haiku

    Anderson Cooper
    prefers it in his pooper
    Hey! Where’d Squirmy go??

  9. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 15, 2008 4:39 pm

    I thought Anderson was only comfortable on his knees in the men’s room of several Manhattan cocktail bars.

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