Coffee, Funny and Beatles

I was going through an old work file last week and came across this.  Pearls of wisdom from Steven Wright.

*  Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

*  Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now.

*  Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don’t have film.

*  Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

*  I intend to live forever.  So far, so good.

*  Most people quit looking for work when they find a job.

*  What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

*  If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

*  For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

*  No one is listening until you make a mistake.

*  Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

*  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

*  Borrow money from pessimists - they don’t expect it back.

*  The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

Hahahahaha.  I love that last one.

Here Comes the Sun.

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