Bacon Jews!
Finally.
Bottled water for the rest of us — Meat Water
3 eggs filled with bacon, sausages and ham
There’s nothing like a lazy Sunday! But who wants to go all the way to the diner and wait in line with the other losers for a table? With our Sunday Brunch Meatwater Breakfast in a Bottle, skip all that and get back to relaxin’! We’ve got a 3-egg Western Omelette with a side of bacon and a chilly glass of OJ all sippable through a straw! The only thing you have to add is the bottomless cup of coffee!
Best served at body temperature.
My favorite — Texas BBQ
Update: Heh, beef flavored beer for dogs. h/t sidebar headlines at AoS.
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They test-marketed the Italian sausage with peppers Meatwater here. I found it delightful with a strong bouquet and a tangy aftertaste.
We have another shitkicker on our heads here.
If I do not survive, I love you guys.
If I do survive, Rosetta is a Democrat.
That’s right. I said it.
Texas Cyclone!
Keep your head down.
If I do survive, Rosetta is a Democrat.
R.I.P. Dave in Texas.
I’ll drink the fresh aortic blood of Nancy Pelosi before I vote with her.
*holds issue of Juggs and XL pocket pussy above head*
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!
Ok, why’d you change my post title? At least spell it Joooosss.
“why’d you change my post title? ”
From Wickedpinto’s lips to our keyboards: #1 rule of Hostages–MESS WITH MESA!
We are the Jacklinks and you are our Sasquatch…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Wcg3XxVOU
Only Sasquatch can prevent forest fires.
Hahahahahaha!!!1!111!! In this case I’d call Sasquatch the winner ’cause the other guy is …. wait for it … all wet.
#2 rule–Sasquatch is ALWAYS the winner.
No tornado this time. I think 3 in our county is enough for the year. I quit.
Oh man this is just tooooo gross!!!!
Gots me a couple packages of these. Bacon in three minutes and nothing to clean up. Everything i make over the next few days shall be blessed with bacon. Coffee? Coffee with bacon swizzle stick. Milk? To dunk my bacon in. Delicious pie? Delicious pie a la bacon etc…..
Microwave bacon is sacrilege.
Would microwave a filet mignon?
Bacon is the filet mignon of the pig.
My wife does not like bacon. Can’t even stand the smell of it. So that means, I don’t eat bacon (other than on hamburgers surreptitiously purchased from, say, Wendy’s).
But the wife will be out of town for a week. I could roast a pig with a flamethrower in our bedroom and she can’t do a single thing to stop me. And — sweetie that she is — she ordered some farm-fresh, hand-peppered bacon for me. A gigantic freakin brick o’ bacon, just for me. What a great wife I have.
Microwave bacon is sacrilege.
I thought about the heresy i was committing as i was checking out, but the temptation of three minute bacon was just too strong to pass up. I’ll make up for it next week, probably get some thick sliced Bar S bacon. Good stuff.
I’m packing right now to take a road trip down South. Sweet, sweet barbecue.
Sobek: Do the kiddos know the heavenly gift that is bacon? Will they have a blast with this treasure from above as you will?
I don’t think they’ve had bacon. Maybe, but not that I can recall.
Ah, you young people and your bacon. A pox on all of you!! *spit*
Sobek: Your wavatar reminds me of the Aztec calendar, by the way.
Shine some sun on your kiddos! Introduce them to the divine goodness that’s bacon!
I feel so happy for you! Bacon is banned in our house, for obvious reasons. As is ham, pepperoni, salami, etc.
Bacon is life!