Almost A 40 Year Old Virgin, But He Got Some

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMhi8DAG2lA

Found in a thread off Ace’s

btw, if you think prison rape is funny, this man will not like you.

*sorry he doesn’t allow embedding

This is his youtube statement:

In this video, I talk about the depression subject that many millions of men in their 30s, 40s, and beyond are faced with: FORCED LONELINESS.

Believe it or not, there are millions of men that are in their 30s and 40s, and have limited or no experience with women. Many would laugh at this subject matter, much like Americans laugh at prison rape. However, being a virgin male in your 30s or 40s is no laughing matter, and just like prison rape, you’d be a sick, demented person to laugh at it.

I have a friend on here who I met recently on YouTube, and he goes by the name bill122460. Anyway, this Bill character, although he appears angry, is quite a nice guy. How do I know? I’ve personally talked to him on the phone.

Anyway, Bill came up with the idea (as I did years ago) that many men are forced to live a life of loneliness without a woman — NOT BY CHOICE! — but because rejection of the opposite sex — due to women’s rights and feminism — have driven men down this unfortunate rabbit hole.

Yes, it’s truly a sad scenario, and it’s one I need your help on. Please anonymously email me your life story of how you feel rejected by women in the dating scene. Yes, it’s truly embarrassing to some, but if we don’t get the word out, then most men will just live a life of pathetic misery, wishing they had spoken up years before.

Watch my videoS and feel free to email me directly to my YouTube email account. Later, I’ll be posting up a Yahoo email address.

Take care.

Steve

pjmomma says: To make a long story short women suck.

56 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on May 13, 2008 9:34 am

    Wow. Who knew Bart was so photogenic?

  2. Comment by geoff on May 13, 2008 10:15 am

    I’d love to see WP do a YouTube rebuttal of this.

  3. Comment by hooligans1 on May 13, 2008 10:21 am

    one of you needs to say something funny…fast… This guy just sucked all the funny out of my entire city.

  4. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 10:45 am

    You know I almost kinda felt sorry for the guy. He’s not unattractive, so there’s gotta be something there that really turns women off.

    I can just see him at junior college trying to get “study dates” with all the 19 year old girls.

  5. Comment by geoff on May 13, 2008 10:50 am

    so there’s gotta be something there that really turns women off.

    Like, maybe, the non-stop whine and sense of entitlement?

  6. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 10:54 am

    Oh, if WP did YouTube videos, he’s be the next major sensation, I know it!

    Hey, Mesa, get WP a camera stat!

  7. Comment by The Unicle on May 13, 2008 11:03 am

    Making youtube vids in his bathroom isn’t going to help him, that’s for sure.

    He’s a bitch.

    His own camera cut him off in mid sentence.

  8. Comment by wiserbud on May 13, 2008 11:05 am

    this Bill character, although he appears angry, is quite a nice guy. How do I know? I’ve personally talked to him on the phone.

    Huzzah! He had an actual interaction with a real human being!!!

    baby steps, dude. baby steps.

  9. Comment by Dave in Texas on May 13, 2008 11:05 am

    Just taking at stab here, I think his problem might be he’s a pussy. Too much sand in the mangina.

    I think that might be a bit of a turn off for the ladies.

  10. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 11:06 am

    Ooooh, the peanutty one is feisty today. (Peanut = Planter’s = monocle.)

  11. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 11:09 am

    Ok fine! He’s a dork, but I feel bad for him ok?

  12. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 11:10 am

    I’m a guy — single and celibate and certainly dateless — and don’t feel sorry for him at all.

  13. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 11:22 am

    Am I an animal for finding thias to be quite funny: http://minx.cc/?post=262262

  14. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 11:23 am

    Okay, anything I post with a link is disappeared. Not fair! Y’all’re racists!

  15. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 11:24 am

    Oh, and then it comes back. So you all are not, in fact, racists. Which means you’re, um, ethnocentric? Misogynistic? Ethnocentromisogynistichomoetxenophobics?

  16. Comment by wiserbud on May 13, 2008 11:32 am

    Ok fine! He’s a dork, but I feel bad for him ok?

    Sort of explains every single guy you’ve ever dated, then.

    PJMomma. When no other woman even looks at you, she is there for you.™

  17. Comment by PattyAnn on May 13, 2008 12:26 pm

    Okay, think some men need advice from the women who don’t date for money. There are some things you just don’t do and hope to attract a female. #1 is whining. Not good. Definitely, not good.

  18. Comment by wiserbud on May 13, 2008 12:42 pm

    Patty Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn, but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????

  19. Comment by lauraw on May 13, 2008 12:42 pm

    He’ll feel a lot better about women when he gets over his yeast infection. Sheesh.

    Just the tone of his voice is a downer. Can you imagine him asking a girl out on a date?

  20. Comment by compos mentis on May 13, 2008 12:59 pm

    He’s not unattractive, so there’s gotta be something there that really turns women off.

    Let’s see, we have a desparate, woman-hating, whiny voiced, no sense of humor having PUSSY wearing a stupid hippie tie-dye hoodie and fugly black woman’s head band sitting on the crapper while making a home video soliciting e-mail from other pathetic losers.

    Even “a woman with a big fat ass and bad acne” is out of this guy’s league. This guy has to give women the creeps.

  21. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 1:11 pm

    Huh, yep. Still trying to figure out what women don’t like about him.
    *shakes head

    guess I’ll never know

  22. Comment by PattyAnn on May 13, 2008 1:13 pm

    “guess I’ll never know”

    Well, we do hang with Rosetta, you know.

  23. Comment by mesablue on May 13, 2008 1:56 pm

    He dresses pretty cool, though.

    Chicks dig the headband and pastel colored hoody look.

    I took a look at a few of the other videos yesterday, the chicks who started this by ripping these guys to pieces are a bit bitchy, but not wrong in a lot of what they say.

    No, this guy doesn’t deserve to be lonely — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0dfTA6v9Ec

    And, stuff like that.

  24. Comment by mesablue on May 13, 2008 2:00 pm

    Here’s the chick.

    These guys are aiming way high and low at the same time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HnunD7UzZI

    She’s a little odd — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKxCgEnzYX8

  25. Comment by geoff on May 13, 2008 2:03 pm

    No, this guy doesn’t deserve to be lonely —

    Inarticulate, foul-mouthed, obese, annoying hat-tugging habit, and believing that he is owed a relationship. Better give him PJM’s phone number.

  26. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 2:12 pm

    Here’s the chick.
    These guys are aiming way high and low at the same time.
    She’s a little odd

    Franky she’s a little monster that needs me to knock her upside the head. But that’s just me.

  27. Comment by mesablue on May 13, 2008 2:17 pm

    She took down the videos where she explained pretty plainly why these guys were turning women off. Adding that natural selection was weeding guys like this out of humanity probably didn’t help — but, it was funny.

  28. Comment by John Galt on May 13, 2008 2:17 pm

    Well if he would move out here to Bartertown and lower his standards he wouldn’t be having any trouble at all. Worked for me.

  29. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 2:35 pm

    Ah that’s too bad she took those down. I would have liked to have seen those. It’s a shame those men didn’t take her advice however.

  30. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 2:35 pm

    Well if he would move out here to Bartertown and lower his standards he wouldn’t be having any trouble at all.

    HAHAHAHA! I read that as “Bart” town

  31. Comment by geoff on May 13, 2008 2:47 pm

    Just read some Forced Lonely Guy’s essay (highly recommended by other FLG’s), and had to shake my head in wonder. He was wrapped around the axle over the fact that women said nice things about him when they let him down. “So if I’m so great, why don’t they want to date me?” he asks. And then he concludes, “It must be because women suck. It’s their fault I’m in such a state, because if I’m so great, they should be dating me.”

    Doesn’t ever occur to him that they might just be being nice, and that he is, in fact, undateable. I think most of these guys suffer from the same blind spot.

  32. Comment by mesablue on May 13, 2008 2:54 pm

    There’s a medical term for the blind spot — complete nutjob.

    Solution — Prozac and booby bars.

    I know a guy like this. I got tired of listening to him complain so I gave him an assignment. Two private dances in the “Champaign Room” and then out to the local bars.

    Cured.

  33. Comment by mesablue on May 13, 2008 2:56 pm

    Well, after I convinced him that the stripper didn’t “really like” him. The goof wanted to ask the stripper out.

    Oof.

  34. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 2:59 pm

    Oy.

    Which reminds me, did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi? He went around saying, “Yo, yo, yo.”

  35. Comment by bmac on May 13, 2008 3:17 pm

    I wonder if these dudes were raised by single moms.

    That kind of total pussiness has got to be a result of way too much feminine influence.

  36. Comment by FLG - Friggin' Loser Guy on May 13, 2008 3:30 pm

    “Hey baby! You wanna come over to my place in my mom’s basement and watch some of my favorite snuff porn?”

  37. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 3:31 pm

    I know a guy like this. I got tired of listening to him complain so I gave him an assignment. Two private dances in the “Champaign Room” and then out to the local bars.

    Yeah mesa, it was your friend we believe you….
    *wink wink

    Your “friend”

  38. Comment by mesablue on May 13, 2008 3:34 pm

    Yeah, that’s really my problem.

  39. Comment by mesablue on May 13, 2008 3:35 pm

    True Forced Crazy Chicks.

  40. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 5:16 pm

    Meanwhile, some guys have an overabundance of womentude in our lives! ;-)

  41. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 5:18 pm

    You mean WP or DiT, MCLMNOP?

  42. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 6:12 pm

    Musli - I was talking about PJM, PattyAnn and Lou. . . shut up and bring me a juice box. virgin!

  43. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 9:49 pm

    Maybe he’s afraid of the vagina

    http://www.vagident.co.uk/index.html

  44. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:50 pm

    Sounds like some sort of vaginal toothpaste.

  45. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:51 pm

    Oh I know, gum for the vah jay jay

    vagdent, now in new wintergreen flavor

  46. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 9:51 pm

    did you watch the vid?

  47. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:54 pm

    please tell me that’s a joke bart

    please?

  48. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:55 pm

    oh she was “just messing around in the bath, you know, like people do”

    uh huh

  49. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 10:01 pm

    “when she told me she had teeth in her vagina, I laughed, but then I could tell she was being serious and she asked me if I wanted to have a look”

  50. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 10:06 pm

    lol

    http://www.teethmovie.co.uk/

  51. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 10:09 pm

    ok it’s a myth. I thought maybe it was some sort of twin thing where the other one never develops. The vanishing twin thing

  52. Comment by Vmaximus on May 13, 2008 10:40 pm

    I have taken 3 strippers home… Ick. Strippers are freaky.

    I called my bud today and said that if this job was a Chickie I would have gotten the message. He emailed his boss, the personnel dept. boss and the bosses boss.
    I had 4 calls today. Things are moving now.

    I thought the vanishing twin was a myth.

    V

  53. Comment by Vmaximus on May 13, 2008 10:44 pm

    Not at the same time……

    V

  54. Comment by Vmaximus on May 13, 2008 10:57 pm

    SeeeeeYa!

  55. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 11:11 pm

    Vanishing Twin

  56. Comment by daveintexas on May 14, 2008 8:00 pm

    Fuck that. I’ve been surrounded by estrogen all my friggin life. 3 younger sisters. Marriage. 2 daughters.

    You don’t have to give up your balls. Hell, they want you to keep em.

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