Alas, The One That Got Away


Spent a good portion of my childhood at those beaches

97 Comments

  1. Comment by Not Lou on May 13, 2008 4:44 pm

    Tweakers at Mission Beach, who knew??
    (PJM that was some good footage of our cousin)

  2. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 5:06 pm

    I simply cannot believe you guys are busy. I am so bored I have resorted to going over to Ace’s and Protein Wisdom.

    We are not amused.

    Well, actually, we are quite amused, but not by you bunch of folkses.

    Apropos to nothing: FOREIGN PEOPLE SUCK! Why can’t they do business like good Americans? What with their Ministries of Health and stupid objections and asking for bribes and for this document and that document and put 3,456 stamps and on and on and on and on and on. Americans know business, that’s for sure. It’s no surprise the rest of the world is so drecky.

  3. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 5:10 pm

    Lou - Your sister is tormenting me with these videos. If you loved me for true, you would make her stop.

  4. Comment by The Unicle on May 13, 2008 5:18 pm

    Kare Kare, or Ka-Ka as I call her, is not fooling anyone with the new name.

    fooling anyone, you are not

    http://meow.catsplz.com/cats/pictures/234/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

  5. Comment by The Unicle on May 13, 2008 5:22 pm

    dammit, I meant to use this pic:

    http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5783/iseepz8.jpg

  6. Comment by BrewFan on May 13, 2008 5:29 pm

    1:30 is all you’re getting from my life. Somebody will have to tell me how it ends.

  7. Comment by lauraw on May 13, 2008 5:35 pm

    Ministry of Health…yeah. What Middle Eastern country are you trying to ship medicine to?

  8. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 5:42 pm

    The UAE.

    The last time we sent a shipment, it was stuck in customs for four months. FOUR FREAKING MONTHS!

  9. Comment by geoff on May 13, 2008 6:28 pm

    When lauraw is President, those shipments will only be stuck in customs for 3 1/2 months.

    lauraw ‘08!

  10. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 6:32 pm

    Woohoo! LauraW ‘08!

  11. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 6:33 pm

    When PJM is President, there won’t be a middle east.

  12. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 6:39 pm

    Oh look who’s decided to join us eh?

    Had a tough day golfing MCPO?

    When PJM is President, there won’t be a middle east.

    s’right and I got just the youtube nuclear bomb video to do it too!

  13. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 6:41 pm

    Sorry, PJM, as much as I like you, LauraW already got my vote. Unless you can be more intimidating than a hunchback.

    Woohoo! LauraW ‘08!

  14. Comment by Not Lou on May 13, 2008 6:42 pm

    Kare Kare, or Ka-Ka as I call her, is not fooling anyone with the new name.

    It’s all Rosetta’s fault. Bastard! I loved my name…my sister made it up when we were trashy whores..eh, I mean sweet little kids. If you like.. you may call me Ka-Ka -like poo, right? (I enjoyed both pic’s)

    Lou - Your sister is tormenting me with these videos. If you loved me for true, you would make her stop.

    I do love you…but…she is no longer tormenting me. Sorry, outta luck Chuck!

  15. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 6:48 pm

    Chuck?! My name is Edward Aloysius! You may call me Master chief, or, if your prefer, Master.

  16. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 6:50 pm

    I’m thinking…………….Eduardo

  17. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 7:00 pm

    And my son is Michael Sean.

  18. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 7:09 pm

    We wouldn’t be having all those ballbag and naked beach-freak posts if Rosetta was around.

    It’s time to regroup and set this place back on its feet.

    http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/boob_slide.gif

  19. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 7:10 pm

    And my son is Michael Sean.
    drum roll please

    *datdatdatdatdatdatdatdatdat

    And the random comment of the day award goes to…………….

    MCPO for the naming of his son on The Hostages

    everyone, please give MCPO a round of applause

    *chirp chirp

  20. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 7:12 pm

    It’s time to regroup and set this place back on its feet

    Oh I feel for her. I hate it when I lose my keys in their too.

  21. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 7:19 pm

    gentlemen, take note. you are about to see a naturally engineered marvel

    http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/titshake8ko.gif

  22. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 7:20 pm

    Hurrah, MCABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP!

  23. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 7:25 pm

    Did you notice that almost no one else at AoS shares our awesome sense of humor?

  24. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 7:31 pm

    I don’t notice people that don’t have my sense of humor.

  25. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 7:32 pm

    PJM - Chica, no es al azar! Yo estaba señalando la similitud cultural de nuestros nombres. Llamando a un hombre irlandés, Eduardo está claro tonto. Ahora, llevan me una caja de jugo.

    And yes, I did spend 5 years in Spain.

  26. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 7:35 pm

    Ahora, llevan me una caja de jugo.

    lol,

    Is grape okay? That’s all her kids like.

  27. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 7:36 pm

    Bart: fermented or unfermented?

  28. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 7:37 pm

    You’ll get nothing and like it.

  29. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 7:43 pm

    Grape juice and McNuggets. . . PJM’s idea of a balanced diet!

  30. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 7:50 pm

    Have I missed anything good the last 2 days? Or has it been the normal crap?

    Does anyone have a quick breakdown of what I missed? Anybody get arrested?

  31. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 7:52 pm

    We’re pumping LuaraW for President in ‘08.

    Bart outed himself as a posh British aristocratic rogerer.

  32. Comment by daveintexas on May 13, 2008 7:52 pm

    Oh bullshit. LauraW already agreed to by my Veep.

    Or in charge of the White House Cheerleading Squad. Biznatches!

  33. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 7:58 pm

    PJM thinks dietary restrictions mean her kids should stop drinking grape kool-aid at around 10 p.m.

  34. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 8:07 pm

    PJM is still breast feeding all 4 of her kids so I wouldn’t pay much attention to her views on when it’s appropriate to drink grape kool-aid.

    Is lauraw running as the Humpatarian candidate?

  35. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 8:16 pm

    She’s the awesometarian candidate!

  36. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 8:39 pm

    Well I’m not voting for her unless I see what she looks like.

    I base my vote entirely on physical attributes.

  37. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 8:42 pm

    Grape juice and McNuggets. . . PJM’s idea of a balanced diet!

    It’s Chik-fil-a nuggets

  38. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 8:42 pm

    So, large breasticles are an advantage in politics.

  39. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 8:54 pm

    So, large breasticles are an advantage in ____________.

    Yes.

  40. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 8:59 pm

    Well I’m not voting for her unless I see what she looks like.

    I base my vote entirely on physical attributes.

    We all know rosetta doesn’t care what she looks like as much as he cares about the “attributes”.

  41. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 9:01 pm

    In that case, I’ve found our next president:

    http://photo.net/photo/pcd4554/cow-udder-38.3.jpg

  42. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 9:02 pm

    We all know rosetta doesn’t care what she looks like as much as he cares about the “attributes”.

    Did you lead paint when you were a baby? What she looks like is one of a number of important physical “attributes”. Dur.

  43. Comment by PattyAnn on May 13, 2008 9:06 pm

    Well, I did not lead paint when I was a baby. Did anyone else?

  44. Comment by PattyAnn on May 13, 2008 9:07 pm

    I just remembered, I did lead paint to water when I was younger, but it would not drink.

  45. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 9:08 pm

    How to lead paint

    You there, Paint! Straighten that back, put out your chest and pull in your chin! Get those toes at a 45 degree angle!

  46. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:10 pm

    I mean you could put a bag over her head and she could be a hideous beast but as long as she has big cha-chas, you’d hit it.

    And yes I lead paint. I’m the paint pied piper

  47. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:13 pm

    I just remembered, I did lead paint to water when I was younger, but it would not drink.

    It might have been oil based PA.

  48. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 9:15 pm

    Are you bored?

    Well, if you’re really bored check out this thread with pics of some young chick who…well, I’ll let you figure out it out.

    http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=574062

  49. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 9:15 pm

    Somebody get me out of the spam box. . .

  50. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:16 pm

    k

  51. Comment by PattyAnn on May 13, 2008 9:19 pm

    It would not drink.
    Our first clue that paint is not a Hostage.

  52. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 9:20 pm

    I’m watching Hillary’s speech right now.

    What are the odds that one of the seven black people in West Virginia would be randomly standing directly to her left and on screen for the entire speech?

    The odds, man. What are the odds?

    If this is racist a racist question, that’s because I’m an Average White Person™.

    Thank you.

  53. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 9:22 pm

    Let me add that he appears to be the only black person in the entire auditorium.

    Hahahahaha!

    It’s a TOTALLY RANDOM OCCURENCE MAN!!! I SWEAR!!!!

  54. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:23 pm

    Well, if you’re really bored check out this thread with pics of some young chick who…well, I’ll let you figure out it out.

    You ever see that Jamie Kennedy Experiment where he had “surgery” and had to have his mouth wired open and he drooled everywhere. She made me think of that

  55. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 9:24 pm

    I mean you could put a bag over her head and she could be a hideous beast but as long as she has big cha-chas, you’d hit it.

    You’re proof that’s false.

  56. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 9:26 pm

    Nobody uses bags, that’s so 1980s. Now it’s about designer bath towels.

  57. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:29 pm

    In that case, I’ve found our next president:

    http://photo.net/photo/pcd4554/cow-udder-38.3.jpg

    I’m surprised rosetta hasn’t used her as a BBF model yet.

  58. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:31 pm

    You’re proof that’s false.

    That’s just because you haven’t been able to find my house yet. My plan of moving every three weeks has been working so far.

  59. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 9:40 pm

    That’s just because you haven’t been able to find my house yet.

    Your address and phone number is in every men’s room stall I’ve ever been in.

  60. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:42 pm

    yeah, but at least the old ones are all crossed out, not my fault someone keeps putting the new ones up

  61. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 9:43 pm

    I suspect Dave in Texas.

  62. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 9:45 pm

    I suspect Dave in Texas.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  63. Comment by daveintexas on May 13, 2008 9:56 pm

    I suspect Rosetta is leading paint.

  64. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 9:59 pm

    Rosetta - Don’t worry. Just check the Mayport hangars on Google Earth. PJM painted her “special” number on the roof.

  65. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 10:15 pm

    The lead underwear keeps the Gamma Rays From Space™ off my junk.

  66. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 10:17 pm

    PJM painted her “special” number on the roof.

    You mean my special sentence don’t you?

    MCPO MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 10:20 pm

    Sweet!! Inside joke!!

  68. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 13, 2008 10:21 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    That would narrow it down to about 10 MCPOs in Mayport!!

  69. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 10:24 pm

    *yawn*

    G’night kiddos.

    Remember, safe sex is smart sex.

  70. Comment by daveintexas on May 13, 2008 10:25 pm

    The Gamma Rays from Space&trade will wither your manlesbian nuts to peanut shellls.

    That is gonna suck.

  71. Comment by Muslihoon on May 13, 2008 10:27 pm

    Safe sex? What did that lockbox ever do to you to deserve such treatment?

  72. Comment by daveintexas on May 13, 2008 10:27 pm

    fuck™

  73. Comment by Vmaximus on May 13, 2008 10:28 pm

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!

  74. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 10:29 pm

    It’s not an inside joke. I just pretended like I knew what he was talking about.

  75. Comment by Rosetta on May 13, 2008 10:30 pm

    fuck™

    Hahahahaha!!

    You’re going to make a LOT of fucking™ money from that.

    Maybe then you’ll pay me for that Michelle Malkin H/T.

    Ha!! Bastard.

  76. Comment by cranky on May 13, 2008 10:38 pm

    Trademark™ … everybody’s doing it&trade:.

  77. Comment by cranky on May 13, 2008 10:40 pm

    EDITOR: please fix my fucked up trademark things™ — I’ve got a colon where I need a semicolon. Shit shit shit™

  78. Comment by daveintexas on May 13, 2008 10:40 pm

    she stiole ya vid, not me. I linked your goober ass.

  79. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 11:12 pm

    EDITOR: please fix my fucked up trademark things™ — I’ve got a colon where I need a semicolon. Shit shit shit™

    *yawn

    *stretch

    you say sumpin cranky?

  80. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 11:22 pm

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!
    I’m so sick
    I can’t believe this, but I should

    please click on this. I cna’t believe someone would do this. How could someone do this?

    http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/678365886.html

  81. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 11:25 pm

    wtf?

  82. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 11:25 pm

    Did you see it? They stole the pictures from my memorial and then said such a lame thing about danny.

  83. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 11:28 pm

    I know, it’s awful, the internet has become an outlet for deeply disturbed people to act out.

  84. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 11:33 pm

    I need to just not look at it. ick

    it’s a shame however

  85. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 11:36 pm

    don’t allow it to upset you

  86. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 11:40 pm

    I’ll admit, it did. It made me sick to my stomach, but I had to forget it.

  87. Comment by pajama momma on May 13, 2008 11:43 pm

    oh and I”m finding it very difficult not to email that dickhead and give him a piece of my mind

  88. Comment by Bart on May 13, 2008 11:52 pm

    you’ll never get anywhere doing that besides giving the sick fuck the satisfaction and attention that he’s looking for.

  89. Comment by pajama momma on May 14, 2008 12:00 am

    gah, but………but……….ugh, yes

    I put a complaint in to craig’s list however I would hate for a family member to see that

  90. Comment by pajama momma on May 14, 2008 12:01 am

    HAH! craig’s list said thanks for passing this along and they removed the listing. that’s awesome and rapid fire

  91. Comment by pajama momma on May 14, 2008 12:03 am

    however I still see it

  92. Comment by Bart on May 14, 2008 12:07 am

    yeah, i reported it, too.

    craigslist isn’t seriously moderated. and they’re a bunch of rotten hippies.

  93. Comment by pajama momma on May 14, 2008 12:09 am

    you’re sweet, thank you

  94. Comment by geoff on May 14, 2008 1:11 am

    I flagged it.

    What a bastard.

  95. Comment by forged rite on May 14, 2008 1:44 am

    Sorry about your friend pj, he sounds like he was a great guy and a good friend. I flagged that craigslist too, i’m sure they’ll take it down soon.

  96. Comment by forged rite on May 14, 2008 3:24 am

    Some overnight muzak.

  97. Comment by Rosetta on May 14, 2008 6:09 am

    pajama momma, I clicked the link and whatever was there is gone.

    Whoever did that didn’t get beat enough as a child and I would like to offer to correct that oversight.

    Douche-bag, wherever you are.

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