I’m ashamed to realize that the town that took place in is just a few miles away from where I grew up and went to school. Glad I went in the service and left those loons behind.
I would go to a cuddle party.
The day before I would eat Taco Bell, have some Tofu, cabbage soup, maybe some red meat, and a bowl of chili….then get cozy right in the middle. My egg farts are a real crowd pleaser!
I’m late to the party?! It was a punishing day on the golf course. Wind out of the east at 20-25 knots.
Oh, the cuddle wienies:
Girls, it’s not nice to tease the boys.
Boys, what a bunch of girls! Did Mommy and Daddy not love you. Let me see if I can help your self-esteem, “Butch up, Nancy!”.
oh so get this that long ass hagfish post was filmed at the Scripps Institute. When I was in elementary school this kids dad worked for them and he’d bring in the coolest stuff for show n tell that his dad would catch in the ocean. way neat
is this a trick question?
what is it with you chicks and the trick questions?
“The number one rule, pajamas stay on the whole time.”
Well, at least we don’t have to worry about these assholes reproducing.
I don’t know Dave, do you think it’s a trick question?
Just be happy you’re not in this family –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfPqE-Gxbo
it’s a hugely tricksey question, full of xx chromosomes and deviousness!
I’m ashamed to realize that the town that took place in is just a few miles away from where I grew up and went to school. Glad I went in the service and left those loons behind.
It would be funny if, during the Welcome Circle™, one of the men asked, “Ok, which one of you ladies is ready for anal?”.
I would laugh at that as that would be funny.
Just be happy you’re not in this family –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfPqE-Gxbo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She’s so dead. Did you see her trying to jump over the railing. She’d be a goner.
The aunt looks like a troll.
FAIL!
“Ok, which one of you ladies is ready for anal?”.
Hah, during what the redhead thought was a serious conversation, she said, “you can ask me anything.”
I said, “what are your feelings about anal sex?”
She was not amused.
Hey look! A Dave in Texas troll doll!
http://www.trollske.se/butik/images/Troll-Father-Pappa.jpg
I said, “what are your feelings about anal sex?”
Hahahahahaha!
Can’t understand why things didn’t work out with her.
PJ, can I cuddle with you?
*waits for verbal ‘yes’*
*wonders if dry-humping is allowed*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
BrewFan, you can cuddle with me!
dry?
FAIL
Dave, I”m thinking you’re not a rule follower. You would get kicked out very quickly.
Rules are for Rosetta.
Rosetta’s Rules for Everyone Else:
Rule 1: Kiss my ass
Rule 2: Get me a juicebox
Rule 3: Grape
Rule 4: Go play in traffic
Hey someone watch the Alec Baldwin interview on 60 Minutes tonight and then tell me how much donkey it sucks.
NO.
I will tell you that you suck however.
pajama momma, please review Rule # 1.
pajama momma, please review Rule # 1.
you do not talk about Fight Club?
Hey Brew, can I cuddle with PJ when you’re done?
I’m OK with
sloppydry seconds.Has anyone seen this? It’s strangely addictive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqUFopqVnU
Rosetta’s Rules:
1. Effeminate.
2. ?
3. Profit!!
What is it, Muslihoon, the new song by Tay Zonday?
what’s that thing called?
A single spectacle…a unicle
———————————————————>
oh, I remember, a monocle.
Tay Zonday has a new song? Sweet.
Moronocle
I like unicle better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9GJ6mMxLw
No. No new Zonday song. I don’t find him addictive.
Something better. A foreign-originating YouTube fad!
Wait. Hold that thought, Muslihoon.
I have a link that y’all will enjoy…maybe.
Spot the fake smiles!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/index.shtml
(sorry if it’s a repost or you’ve seen it before)
Ok Bart, I’m taking the test. Goin in now.
i got 14/20
I didn’t do much better 16/20. does that mean I’m going to murder people or something?
that’s pretty good.
brb lookin for funneh
Has anyone seen this? It’s strangely addictive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqUFopqVnU
Muslihoon, someone hit my cousin like that when we were swimming in the local pool as kids and would up popping her ear drum.
I would go to a cuddle party.
The day before I would eat Taco Bell, have some Tofu, cabbage soup, maybe some red meat, and a bowl of chili….then get cozy right in the middle. My egg farts are a real crowd pleaser!
I’m late to the party?! It was a punishing day on the golf course. Wind out of the east at 20-25 knots.
Oh, the cuddle wienies:
Girls, it’s not nice to tease the boys.
Boys, what a bunch of girls! Did Mommy and Daddy not love you. Let me see if I can help your self-esteem, “Butch up, Nancy!”.
This one is my favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oax40yQ4NC0
Oy, sorry to hear that. The video does make me cringe. It’s so bizarre.
Check out this related joke from Barats and Bereta:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8
10 for 20. Not a bad batting average but apparently not much of a judge of character. Oh well, I always say shoot ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.
Patty Ann - That was hilarious!!
Happy mother’s day, y’all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhcA4Ry65FU
Good job, Muslihoon. I love that Mother’s Day video with the two guys. That’s must viewing each year.
Excellent bomb, PB!!
“Excellent bomb, PB!!”
Dammit, Rosetta, I was trying to get PJM, but NNOOOOOOO
Hahahaha. Sorry, PB. I didn’t mean to ruin it. The good news is you can try again in 5 minutes and still get her.
Did you see what pajama momma said about you in the left header under the blog name?
I would kick her ass if I were you.
I don’t speak Spanish, but type “PattyAnn” into the top box then “Rosetta” into the second box, then click visualize.
http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! PattyAnn, you rat bastard.
This one is way better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgHSDa2Jwqc
Well I know what I”m NOT clicking on. hahahah, thanks for the warning rosie.
I love that barats and beretta video mussy cracks me the heck up.
Did you see what pajama momma said about you in the left header under the blog name?
rosetta you are such a whore. we know full well you’re the only one who would know what PB is like in the morning.
Egg farts Lou?
At least you don’t know what it’s like to have a sister who would fart, roll up the windows, lock them and turn up the heater.
Oh wait, you do.
I love that one, Dave.
“PattyAnn, you rat bastard.”
My work is done; my life is complete
I need more retarded videos.
WAIT!
Keeping with the spirit of blowin shit up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk
My work is done; my life is complete.
That’s it, PB. You’re getting one of these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL7k0LwxiIs
I think rosetta wants to get all kinky and schtuff with you PB
ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
again, kinky
no silk. none.
sorry. That’s how I roll.
um, rosetta, am atomic wedgie doesn’t hurt me as much as it would you—you are kinky.
atomic wedgie doesn’t hurt me as much as it would you
OH RLY?
OH RLY?
ok bart
ok bart
Why do you hurt those around you?
lolPJM:
I can haz 14 cheezeburgers?
I hurt other to dull my pain.
Oh I’ll dull your pain alright.
OTHER IS TEH SUCKNES
oh so get this that long ass hagfish post was filmed at the Scripps Institute. When I was in elementary school this kids dad worked for them and he’d bring in the coolest stuff for show n tell that his dad would catch in the ocean. way neat
I caught a fungus in the ocean once.
Did you let it go?
it was inky
PJM - Eventually!