Today I Need To Make Fun Of Someone To Make Me Feel Better About Myself

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Cuddle Party

They don’t look like hippy liberal fruit loops do they? Nooooooooo

76 Comments

  1. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 5:47 pm

    is this a trick question?

    what is it with you chicks and the trick questions?

  2. Comment by bmac on May 11, 2008 5:47 pm

    “The number one rule, pajamas stay on the whole time.”

    Well, at least we don’t have to worry about these assholes reproducing.

  3. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 5:48 pm

    I don’t know Dave, do you think it’s a trick question?

  4. Comment by mesablue on May 11, 2008 5:54 pm

    Just be happy you’re not in this family –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfPqE-Gxbo

  5. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 5:57 pm

    it’s a hugely tricksey question, full of xx chromosomes and deviousness!

  6. Comment by cranky on May 11, 2008 6:07 pm

    I’m ashamed to realize that the town that took place in is just a few miles away from where I grew up and went to school. Glad I went in the service and left those loons behind.

  7. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 6:10 pm

    It would be funny if, during the Welcome Circle™, one of the men asked, “Ok, which one of you ladies is ready for anal?”.

    I would laugh at that as that would be funny.

  8. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 6:11 pm

    Just be happy you’re not in this family –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfPqE-Gxbo

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She’s so dead. Did you see her trying to jump over the railing. She’d be a goner.

  9. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 6:14 pm

    The aunt looks like a troll.

    FAIL!

  10. Comment by mesablue on May 11, 2008 6:16 pm

    “Ok, which one of you ladies is ready for anal?”.

    Hah, during what the redhead thought was a serious conversation, she said, “you can ask me anything.”

    I said, “what are your feelings about anal sex?”

    She was not amused.

  11. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 6:17 pm

    Hey look! A Dave in Texas troll doll!

    http://www.trollske.se/butik/images/Troll-Father-Pappa.jpg

  12. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 6:20 pm

    I said, “what are your feelings about anal sex?”

    Hahahahahaha!

    Can’t understand why things didn’t work out with her.

  13. Comment by BrewFan on May 11, 2008 6:28 pm

    PJ, can I cuddle with you?

    *waits for verbal ‘yes’*

    *wonders if dry-humping is allowed*

  14. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 6:30 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  15. Comment by Laura Ingraham on May 11, 2008 6:36 pm

    BrewFan, you can cuddle with me!

  16. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 6:37 pm

    dry?

    FAIL

  17. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 6:52 pm

    Dave, I”m thinking you’re not a rule follower. You would get kicked out very quickly.

  18. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 6:54 pm

    Rules are for Rosetta.

  19. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 7:00 pm

    Rosetta’s Rules for Everyone Else:

    Rule 1: Kiss my ass

    Rule 2: Get me a juicebox

    Rule 3: Grape

    Rule 4: Go play in traffic

  20. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 7:05 pm

    Hey someone watch the Alec Baldwin interview on 60 Minutes tonight and then tell me how much donkey it sucks.

  21. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 7:10 pm

    NO.
    I will tell you that you suck however.

  22. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 7:33 pm

    pajama momma, please review Rule # 1.

  23. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 7:37 pm

    pajama momma, please review Rule # 1.

    you do not talk about Fight Club?

  24. Comment by Michael on May 11, 2008 7:46 pm

    Hey Brew, can I cuddle with PJ when you’re done?

    I’m OK with sloppy dry seconds.

  25. Comment by Muslihoon on May 11, 2008 7:48 pm

    Has anyone seen this? It’s strangely addictive.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqUFopqVnU

  26. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 7:49 pm

    Rosetta’s Rules:

    1. Effeminate.

    2. ?

    3. Profit!!

  27. Comment by Bart on May 11, 2008 7:49 pm

    What is it, Muslihoon, the new song by Tay Zonday?

  28. Comment by Bart on May 11, 2008 7:52 pm

    what’s that thing called?

    A single spectacle…a unicle
    ———————————————————>

    oh, I remember, a monocle.

  29. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 7:53 pm

    Tay Zonday has a new song? Sweet.

  30. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 7:55 pm

    Moronocle

  31. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 7:56 pm

    I like unicle better.

  32. Comment by Bart on May 11, 2008 7:58 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9GJ6mMxLw

  33. Comment by Muslihoon on May 11, 2008 8:01 pm

    No. No new Zonday song. I don’t find him addictive.

    Something better. A foreign-originating YouTube fad!

  34. Comment by Bart on May 11, 2008 8:05 pm

    Wait. Hold that thought, Muslihoon.

    I have a link that y’all will enjoy…maybe.

    Spot the fake smiles!
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/index.shtml

    (sorry if it’s a repost or you’ve seen it before)

  35. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 8:06 pm

    Ok Bart, I’m taking the test. Goin in now.

  36. Comment by Bart on May 11, 2008 8:11 pm

    i got 14/20 :(

  37. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 8:15 pm

    I didn’t do much better 16/20. does that mean I’m going to murder people or something?

  38. Comment by Bart on May 11, 2008 8:17 pm

    that’s pretty good.

    brb lookin for funneh

  39. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 8:17 pm

    Has anyone seen this? It’s strangely addictive.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqUFopqVnU

    Muslihoon, someone hit my cousin like that when we were swimming in the local pool as kids and would up popping her ear drum.

  40. Comment by Not Lou on May 11, 2008 8:25 pm

    I would go to a cuddle party.
    The day before I would eat Taco Bell, have some Tofu, cabbage soup, maybe some red meat, and a bowl of chili….then get cozy right in the middle. My egg farts are a real crowd pleaser!

  41. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 11, 2008 8:25 pm

    I’m late to the party?! It was a punishing day on the golf course. Wind out of the east at 20-25 knots.

    Oh, the cuddle wienies:
    Girls, it’s not nice to tease the boys.
    Boys, what a bunch of girls! Did Mommy and Daddy not love you. Let me see if I can help your self-esteem, “Butch up, Nancy!”.

  42. Comment by PattyAnn on May 11, 2008 8:25 pm

    This one is my favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oax40yQ4NC0

  43. Comment by Muslihoon on May 11, 2008 8:26 pm

    Oy, sorry to hear that. The video does make me cringe. It’s so bizarre.
    Check out this related joke from Barats and Bereta:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8

  44. Comment by cranky on May 11, 2008 8:27 pm

    10 for 20. Not a bad batting average but apparently not much of a judge of character. Oh well, I always say shoot ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.

  45. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 11, 2008 8:27 pm

    Patty Ann - That was hilarious!!

  46. Comment by Muslihoon on May 11, 2008 8:40 pm

    Happy mother’s day, y’all.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhcA4Ry65FU

  47. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 8:47 pm

    Good job, Muslihoon. I love that Mother’s Day video with the two guys. That’s must viewing each year.

    Excellent bomb, PB!!

  48. Comment by PattyAnn on May 11, 2008 8:50 pm

    “Excellent bomb, PB!!”

    Dammit, Rosetta, I was trying to get PJM, but NNOOOOOOO

  49. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 8:53 pm

    Hahahaha. Sorry, PB. I didn’t mean to ruin it. The good news is you can try again in 5 minutes and still get her.

    Did you see what pajama momma said about you in the left header under the blog name?

    I would kick her ass if I were you.

  50. Comment by PattyAnn on May 11, 2008 8:54 pm

    I don’t speak Spanish, but type “PattyAnn” into the top box then “Rosetta” into the second box, then click visualize.

    http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/

  51. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 8:59 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! PattyAnn, you rat bastard.

  52. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 9:00 pm

    This one is way better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgHSDa2Jwqc

  53. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 9:01 pm

    Well I know what I”m NOT clicking on. hahahah, thanks for the warning rosie.

    I love that barats and beretta video mussy cracks me the heck up.

  54. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 9:02 pm

    Did you see what pajama momma said about you in the left header under the blog name?

    rosetta you are such a whore. we know full well you’re the only one who would know what PB is like in the morning.

  55. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 9:03 pm

    Egg farts Lou?
    At least you don’t know what it’s like to have a sister who would fart, roll up the windows, lock them and turn up the heater.

    Oh wait, you do.

  56. Comment by PattyAnn on May 11, 2008 9:03 pm

    I love that one, Dave.

  57. Comment by PattyAnn on May 11, 2008 9:04 pm

    “PattyAnn, you rat bastard.”
    My work is done; my life is complete :)

  58. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 9:10 pm

    I need more retarded videos.

    WAIT!

    Keeping with the spirit of blowin shit up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk

  59. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 9:21 pm

    My work is done; my life is complete.

    That’s it, PB. You’re getting one of these.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL7k0LwxiIs

  60. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 9:25 pm

    I think rosetta wants to get all kinky and schtuff with you PB

  61. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 9:26 pm

    ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  62. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 9:27 pm

    again, kinky

  63. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 9:28 pm

    no silk. none.

    sorry. That’s how I roll.

  64. Comment by PattyAnn on May 11, 2008 9:32 pm

    um, rosetta, am atomic wedgie doesn’t hurt me as much as it would you—you are kinky.

  65. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 9:46 pm

    atomic wedgie doesn’t hurt me as much as it would you

    OH RLY?

  66. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 9:56 pm

    OH RLY?

    ok bart

  67. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 9:57 pm

    ok bart

    Why do you hurt those around you?

  68. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 9:58 pm

    lolPJM:

    I can haz 14 cheezeburgers?

  69. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 10:31 pm

    I hurt other to dull my pain.

  70. Comment by Rosetta on May 11, 2008 10:35 pm

    Oh I’ll dull your pain alright.

  71. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 10:36 pm

    OTHER IS TEH SUCKNES

  72. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 10:36 pm

    oh so get this that long ass hagfish post was filmed at the Scripps Institute. When I was in elementary school this kids dad worked for them and he’d bring in the coolest stuff for show n tell that his dad would catch in the ocean. way neat

  73. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 11, 2008 10:39 pm

    I caught a fungus in the ocean once.

  74. Comment by pajama momma on May 11, 2008 10:50 pm

    Did you let it go?

  75. Comment by daveintexas on May 11, 2008 10:51 pm

    it was inky

  76. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 11, 2008 10:52 pm

    PJM - Eventually! ;-)

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