Woman Driver
Danica Patrick was involved in an incident on pit lane during Friday’s practice at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway when her car hit a crew member from another team.
Uh, HAWT!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick came into the pits and hit Charles (Chuck) Buckman, the chief mechanic for Brazilian driver Mario Moraes at Dale Coyne Racing.
Buckman suffered a concussion along with scalp and facial lacerations. He was transported to Methodist Hospital for treatment where he is being held overnight.
Patrick was distraught after the incident, which threw the crew member over her car before he went face down to the ground.
No word on if she was putting on make-up at the time the accident occurred.
*runs away*
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My, my, my we’ve been busy this morning haven’t we?
Never too early to sling makeup huh?
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK.
You know why God gave people legs? So they can run away from my truck while I’m teasing my hair in the rearview mirror.
Oh, and also so I can drive with my knees while I floss.
Puh-leeze! Like that car wasn’t making noise? Prius excuse doesn’t work here, guys.
He had it coming.
I love gittin’ the wimmins all riled up!!
It’s wymin to you.
I think it’s “wimmins”.
Wymin is like Jane Wyman.
FAIL!
Kiss my shot bruised bootie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIGGER FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiss my shot bruised bootie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t have all day!!
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the bomb video. It’s been viewed 1.2 millions times and 1 million of those are you.
HAHAHAHA!!!
PASS!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByNJjjU0-8Y
1 Pimp:1 Cup?
1 Pimp:1 Cup?
+ 500 points
Always the way to be taken seriously…provocative photo taken in front of the car.
Maybe she hit the crew chief because her thong was chafing her?
Hah!
Does anybody remember the Danica thread over at Ace’s a few weeks or so ago?
No.
Does anybody remember the Danica thread over at Ace’s a few weeks or so ago?
MIssed it. Linky?
Was it funny?
I am pro Danica.
I am pro Danica.
Really? That’s surprising considering she’s got a couple hundred less pounds than you prefer. Nice to see you’re equal opportunity.
You don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.
Obviously delirious from the fever.
Do too.
“Yeah, honey! Thrust out that pelvis! That will let them know you’re a serious driver!”
Races won: 1
Crew run over: 1
Good streak going there sweetie. Keep it up!
OH MCPO! I don’t think she’s thrusting her pelvis out, I think the poor girls just bow-legged.
http://minx.cc/?post=260673
Maybe she’s just been road hard.
Bet she was yammering away on her cell phone when she hit that guy.
Driving back from #1 son’s wedding on the Ohio turnpike. . . pass a woman who is on the cellphone AND has a map unfolded on the steering wheel. All while doing about 70 mph. “Hey, lady! Ever heard of GPS?!?”
lauraw,
I remember the post but I boycotted the comments due to your bullshit bait-and-switch.
I don’t go for that sort of thing.
- 1,000 points
Ever heard of GPS?!?”
Maybe it wasn’t that time of month.
*ba-boom-crash*
THANK YOU!!!
You need a color coded calendar Rosetta.
It’s pretty goddang handy, I’ll tell ya.
I linked this yesterday at AoS and nobody said boo.
Bastids.
AOSHQ is becoming a place where nothing happens until Malor makes some statement about McCain and people throw feces at each other for 140 comments.
Don’t even get me started on…him.
Anyway…
Do you know what I like better than lolcats?
Funny .gifs
Or, hawt & funny .gifs
http://a699.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_ddc1486feb55457977497a15553045e2.gif
*rustling newspaper*
Hunh. Here in the Science section, sez they’ve found the center of the Universe.
Interesting. ‘Pears to be Bart’s head. Well how ’bout that.
*tears out article for scrapbook*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/smug mode on
Indeed
Her boobies sure are bouncy.
As a slightly larger than average chested woman I find it important to put an extra bounce in my step, (like when crossing the street) you know, to put on a show. I feel like it’s my duty, my obligation.
Do you know what I like better than lolcats?
Sex with men?
lolgays
I can haz reech-around?
Rosatte, this is you.
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/funny-sport-picture-1.jpg
And this is you on the left, me on the right.
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/kickballs-tm.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You really do have good pics bart.
Bart - Why you gotta sneak up behind Rosetta??
PJM- As a red-blooded American male, I appreciate it.
HAHA!!! Good ones, icehole.
Bart is excellent with the pictures, I agree.
Have I mentioned the fact that having to look at pajama momma’s jaundiced yellow eye and Bart’s sunburned red eye back-to-back is discomforting?
Bart’s eye is not sunburnt. That’s the devil’s eye.
This song was originally called “Devil’s Eyeball”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG3sS8RBdms
That song is totally ok to have stuck in my head.
First, I can’t believe you clicked on my link.
Second, you’re correct. It’s a great song.
Believe me, I thought twice. That’s my problem. I forgive and forget waaaaay too easily.
Huhh,
is anyone talking? I have been mesmerized by Barts gif for a hour now
BOUNCY!! BOUNCY!!
Daddy likee.
Thanks Bart. I like her. But I thought you pushed teh ghey stuff here…
I can’t stop watching her Bart. Quite a smirk she’s got to go along with the tramp stamp.