Okay, it was a prosthetic leg…but still:
Luis Ramirez, 35, is facing a battery charge after a Florida Highway Patrolman saw a disturbance near a BMW sport utility vehicle. The state trooper flagged down a local officer for assistance.
“He ripped my leg off,” the 29-year-old wife told the officer, according to a police report cited in the Port St. Lucie News.
Huh!…Port St. Lucie…isn’t that in Florida? I think may be….
Anyhoo:
“At this point I noticed that she was not wearing any pants and that her right leg appeared to have been amputated above the knee,” the officer said in his report.
Mr. Ramirez told officials the couple had been bickering, and when asked about why his wife’s leg was off, he indicated “she must have taken it off.”
“I asked Luis Ramirez why his wife would have taken her leg and pants off on the side of the road, he said he did not know,” the report states.
Maybe she was getting ready to do her Amber, the one legged girl impersonation?
When the wife was informed her husband was facing a battery charge, she told police the two had been drinking at a local sports bar. Upon leaving, she claims Ramirez became “possessed,” with yelling, screaming and name-calling. She refused, though, to specifically state what her husband did.
Now that’s true love. She didn’t want to get him in trouble.
Well, let the 1-legged woman jokes begin! I’ll start:
-No, she doesn’t work at I Hop. (Stolen right off the WND website).
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Ei-leen
What the hell just happened to the blog?
The header photo is gone and my post disappeared.
I see the header, but not your post.
I see the header too.
It was weird, like someone was deleting it a bit at a time. The video disappeared, then half the title and the date was changed to 1970.
can you repost it? originally I saw a white box and pa and i were talking about that. and then I was going to leave a comment teasing you about it, but I coudln’t because wordpress froze up.
So then I came back to try and leave a comment and I saw your video. Then I tried to watch the video and that’s when the header and the video disappeared and wordpress froze up again. Then I came back again and everything was gone. POOF
POOF
Are you accusing Mesa of being gay?
“POOF
Are you accusing Mesa of being gay?”
Hahahahaha
Hahahaha—i just saw this at HotAir
Check out the title of th article!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm
If she was a golfer, I’d have to ask her what her handicap was.
Hahahaha—i just saw this at HotAir
So, Kerry Marie is safe then. *whew
When I was stationed in England, the blue tits would peck through the foil on top of the milk bottles (they delivered to your door!) and sip at the cream on top.
Hey mesa, was THIS your video that disappeared? I’ve been emailed that twice today.
Annoying.
I CANNOT for the life of me understand what possessed me to actually click on that MUTHERFUCKING link. It’s unbelievable that one human being could actually be that retarded.
I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID!!!!!!!!!!
*dances around*
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!
Kerry Marie may be safe but there ain’t a pork chop within two miles that’s safe from her.
Here, PJM: I hope this will console you.
PJM - I blame it on the drugs you are taking. Morning sickness can be a bitch.
OMG! You have to be having sex with someone to get pregnant. Do you people NOT know this?
OH yeah, I said it.
you don’t count wiserbud
certainly explains why Rosetta hasn’t gotten itself knocked up yet.
Bueller?
should I delete all that?
Children of the night….come to me…..
Yay! I’m the only one who actually commented on this post. What do I win?
“Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there’s nothing to lose
And there’s nothing to prove
I’ll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there’s every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself”
should I delete all that?
No no! It’s not uncomfortable for any of us at all.
“Children of the night….come to me…..”
*giggling* from now on I’ll be envisioning wiser as Butch Patrick
OMG! You have to be having sex with someone to get pregnant
Not necessarily. It wouldn’t work with me, for example.
Ramirez later admitted he had not actually been angry with his wife. “I was just pulling her leg!” he said.
Congrats on the preggers there PM. Of course, if that comment at 5:04 is true, the baby will be the kind that opens its eyes when you pick it up and closes them when you lay it down. Plastic, you know. Like your vibrating boyfriend.
Ramirez later admitted he had not actually been angry with his wife. “I was just pulling her leg!” he said.
DUDE!! WTF?!?!?! You realize you are at the Hostages, right? How DARE you try to stay on topic!!!!!
Just tryin’ to bring this thing around full circlejerk. Carry on.
Kaboom! Hey Sofa King We Toddit, you clicky link?
Kaboom! Hahahahahaha!!!!111!!!!
cranky if I didn’t know better, I’d almost think you’d gone insane