What’s John Kerry Staring AtThinking?
He has his head down like he’s studying something…what could it be? An interesting pebble on the sidewalk…what? I have no idea. But he certainly seems to be entranced by something.
Via Quizlaw. Hat tip: James Hart
[UPDATE: Rosetta]
Why the long face, John?
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John Kerry will NOT be swift titted again.
This reminds me of something. You ever had one of those moments where you forget you’re in real life and not on the intertubes? At the grocery store this weekend this hippy chick was complaining to her girlfriend/sister/whatever about how horrible it was that milk came in plastic jugs and i almost blurted out “why don’t you just milk those huge titties that are about to fall out of your ratty old shirt”. Luckily i caught myself, but her titties were huge and about 90% of those puppies were hanging out. She wasn’t wearing a bra so i have no idea how they were staying in, one of those girlie secrets i guess.
Heh, i like my avatar. Looks just like me.
Some overnight muzak for insomniacs
Zombie boobies.
Soemthing John Kerry and I can agree on. Looks like the lesbo on the right is checking it out too, or she’s just disgusted by the old perv, or both.
I will admit I hate getting my milk and water in plastic jugs. Not for any environmental reasons, but it really makes it taste like crap.
Ever buy water in those jugs have it sit in the back of your car when you go on a hike and you come back and are dying for some water and it just tastes so bad? stupid plastic.
Forget his eyes, where are his hands?
And he’s probably doing some quick calculations in his head (well, as quickly as this moron can calculate anyway) to figure out what her net worth is before he makes his move. After seeing at Theresa, I’m sure that looks are not John’s primary concern when it comes to the ladies.
Kerry is thinking: “If I was Bill Clinton, I’d be all over that. Too bad Theresa would cut off my allowance in a heartbeat.”
“Is there a mirror there? Cuz I can see myself in your shirt”
“I would ravage those boobies in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan”
Good job with the Last Cup of Sorrow vid, forged. A new addition to the i-Pod for me.
“Did the training wheels fall off?”
“Can I feel me up some boobies here?”
Oh yeah that is good music forged. I saw Mike Patton’s other band Mr. Bungle one time back in the day. Seriously insane mosh pit, but no mosh pit will ever beat Primus’.
“”Invading this chicks boobs right here instead of that other chick’s, would be like Franklin Roosevelt invading Mexico in response to Pearl Harbor”
“When your horse is headed down toward the waterfalls or your horse is drowning, it’s a good time to change horses in midstream. May I also suggest a boob job? You can get through deeper waters that way.”
John Kerry is sporting Mount Woodmore.
I wood be too.
“Would you look at those fabulous shoes she’s wearing? I should ask if Edwards has a pair.”
“Those sons of bitches knocked me over”!
I supported that breast before I didn’t
“I’d like to be stuck on her rack.”
Kerry: “I CAME!”
You know….thats about the only joke I’ve got these days. I think I might take that picture and add a “FAIL” caption to it if WP doesn’t mind.
Hey ladies, how about I show you my purple helmet after I’m done showing you my Purple Hearts?
^is it as small as the wounds that led to the “purple hearts”?
“These tatas will be seared, SEARED into my memory.”
Mr. Ed is the one TV theme song that I know that I know by heart. Pretty good on Beverly HIllbillies too.