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Soccer is for gaylords

But, this video is pretty cool…

A rugby version would be teh awesome

May 7, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Tards, boobs . Tags: gay, soccer . Author: mesablue

21 Comments

Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:02 am
okay, in just two minutes, there are two scenes of men blowing “me” kisses and one of “me” pulling down another guy’s shorts.

And soccer isn’t gay?
Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 8, 2008 9:13 am
How. . . YAWN. . . exciting.
Comment by eddiebear on May 8, 2008 9:32 am
Yeah, but the Euro League Soccer Players get major action
Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:53 am
That is a pretty cool video. It makes soccer seem 4% less sissy.
Comment by pajama momma on May 8, 2008 10:29 am
I like the stink eye he gets from that one chick when he’s signing that other chick’s chest.
Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 10:41 am
Dear Nike:

It’s called “soccer”, not “football”.

Please get it right.
Comment by pajama momma on May 8, 2008 10:45 am
You’re soooo American Muslihoon
Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 12:37 pm
Better Bend ‘Em soccer video here. Best striker ever.
Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 1:37 pm
Excellent video, cranky! I thoroughly enjoyed it!
Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 1:39 pm
On that note, check out the moves on this player!
Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 1:46 pm
Hey Muslihoon, the way the player faked left and went right was awesome. Almost as good as this one.
Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 1:49 pm
Oh, that was awesome. I think I need to change my pants, so awesome it was.
Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 1:55 pm
Hey Muslihoon, the way the player faked left and went right was awesome. Almost as good as this one.

Uh….awesome.
Comment by pajama momma on May 8, 2008 2:08 pm
*hates cranky

muslihoon, can you give me a translation of the word “nagina” please?
Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 2:34 pm
We finally had sex last weekend and she had the biggest nagina I’ve ever seen.
Comment by pajama momma on May 8, 2008 2:37 pm
It took you that long to consummate your marriage?
Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 2:38 pm
It took you that long to consummate your marriage?

I was talking about me and you.
Comment by pajama momma on May 8, 2008 2:44 pm
Oh it’s about me? Then let me fix that for you.
We finally had sex last weekend and she had the biggest ~~nagina~~ mangina I’ve ever seen.
Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 4:11 pm
A nagina is a woman who can turn into a snake and vice versa. They exist in superstitious South Asian lore, and are said to be very powerful as well as jealous and deceptive. (The male equivalent is nagin, although in practice, some people use nagin to refer to males and females.)

It is said that the been, the flute-like instrument you see and hear playing, mesmerizes snakes and, thus, also trances nagins and naginas. Upon hearing a been, a nagin or nagina reverts to its true self.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 8, 2008 4:25 pm
Muslihoon - We used to call my apartment in Spain, “The Snake Ranch”. Same thing, you think?
Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 4:28 pm
You’d start swaying and moaning at the sound of a flute?