*strolls in and reads the comments*
“Cool. Base and vile slander. Carry on.”
*kicks juicebox to PJM*
“There you go. You gonna put the groceries away or just let the kids eat them off the floor?”
“Milk?! We didn’t have milk in my day. Oh no! We had to eat cereal dry, we did.”
“Cereal?! In my day we ate the cardboard box and were glad to ‘ave it.”
some of you have heard this story before……so ignore it
My brothers would always get up before me (they were 8 and 10 years older) and they’d always drink the milk. So it was the worst when mom would make it up for your right on the spot because it’d be warm.
So one time I got up and sure enough my brothers drank all the milk. As little girls were wont to do, I started to cry. My brother Mark felt bad and decided to make some milk for me.
Lucky for me he actually found some cold water that had been in the fridge. Holy cow! That never happens. We either had milk or ice tea in our fridge nothing else, ever. This was my lucky day as there was already cold water in the fridge which meant I’d have cold powdered milk.
Mark made it up and poured me a bowl of Cheerios. I started eating it and it was awful. I told my brother it was yucky and he told me too bad, eat it. Of course I started crying again and he was getting irritated, really irritated. But he was my big brother, my hero and he was feeling guilty being irritated with me, so he decided to taste my cereal.
He was like OMG! This tastes like shit! Apparently that “cold water” in the refrigerator was lemonade.
You guys really did have it bad. I’m so sorry. I thought living on beans and tortillas for weeks at a time was bad, but nooooo. You guys really had it tough.
Ah, memories. I was lucky enough to get an Easter basket filled with dried mouse droppings one year. It was a nice change from the toenail shavings we usually got.
My brother and I used to slam each others fingers in doors!
Well we had a “Milk Man” (remember them?) and one day I took the “empties” out to the milk box and slipped on the ice and had 15 stitches.
It was a planet far far away and a long time ago….
HAAAAAAA!!!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
The Renault Rottweiler
“Well. . . There’s your problem right there.”
Chewin on your fuel pump!
junkyard dog
Check out this dog!
He actually ate that thing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1sS1TmXF38
Check out this dog!
He actually ate that thing!
Holy shit dude!!! That is so wrong.
*sigh
I had no idea a dogs mouth could open that wide!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the happiest I’ve been in my entire life.
Seriously though, this dog is hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzWCPojwKGg&feature=related
I’m actually laughing out loud!
This is the happiest I’ve been in my entire life.
*rocks back and forth
*claps like a complete and total retard
*drools everywhere
Comment by could totally be rosetta if I wanted to be
pajama momma, you’re the best sock puppet. Ever.
I’m sorry you’re not feeling good, pajama momma.
Can I do anything for you?
Juicebox?
Yes please
there on the floor in the kitchen i havne’t put the groceries away yet
I thought this was going to be a racist joke.
You do know PJM’s grandmother is a Blackfoot, don’t you?
great grandmother, sheesh
I’ll put the groceries away while you rest, pajama momma.
I thought this was going to be a racist joke.
What are you tallking about, RA?
awwwwwwwww, so sweet
Can I still get some juice over here please?
I’m sooo waiting
Im In Ur Enjun
Okay, racist and sexist
RA hates The Jews AND The Indians!!!
She must have really disliked Mel Brooks in “Blazing Saddles”!
The sheriff is near.
*strolls in and reads the comments*
“Cool. Base and vile slander. Carry on.”
*kicks juicebox to PJM*
“There you go. You gonna put the groceries away or just let the kids eat them off the floor?”
well why not? that’s where they eat the Cheerios
Doesn’t the milk get slippery?
“Milk?! We didn’t have milk in my day. Oh no! We had to eat cereal dry, we did.”
“Cereal?! In my day we ate the cardboard box and were glad to ‘ave it.”
I bet you had to walk up hill both ways to school…barefoot…in the snow…with hot potatoes in your pockets to keep your hands warm, too.
I had powdered milk. ick
some of you have heard this story before……so ignore it
My brothers would always get up before me (they were 8 and 10 years older) and they’d always drink the milk. So it was the worst when mom would make it up for your right on the spot because it’d be warm.
So one time I got up and sure enough my brothers drank all the milk. As little girls were wont to do, I started to cry. My brother Mark felt bad and decided to make some milk for me.
Lucky for me he actually found some cold water that had been in the fridge. Holy cow! That never happens. We either had milk or ice tea in our fridge nothing else, ever. This was my lucky day as there was already cold water in the fridge which meant I’d have cold powdered milk.
Mark made it up and poured me a bowl of Cheerios. I started eating it and it was awful. I told my brother it was yucky and he told me too bad, eat it. Of course I started crying again and he was getting irritated, really irritated. But he was my big brother, my hero and he was feeling guilty being irritated with me, so he decided to taste my cereal.
He was like OMG! This tastes like shit! Apparently that “cold water” in the refrigerator was lemonade.
A lifetime of being thwarted, and an unfortunate nickname to boot.
So sad PJM.
Meh,
I never even got lemonade in my powdered milk. We had to mix ours with rocks or nothin’.
Rocks?! You were lucky to ‘ave ‘em! We mixed ours with coal dust and were glad to ‘ave it!
Coal dust was for special occasions. It was our chocolate milk.
When we didn’t have rocks, we’d have to mix the powdered milk with rats.
Oh what we have given for a nice juicy rat! When we ran out of coal dust, we mixed our powdered milk with dried mouse droppings!
*sigh
why do I bother
You guys really did have it bad. I’m so sorry. I thought living on beans and tortillas for weeks at a time was bad, but nooooo. You guys really had it tough.
Ah, memories. I was lucky enough to get an Easter basket filled with dried mouse droppings one year. It was a nice change from the toenail shavings we usually got.
PJM - Monty Python skit adapted for Hostages use.
You were lucky to ‘ave ‘em! We mixed ours with coal dust and were glad to ‘ave it!
Luxury.
Here ya go
Oh damn! I always miss the Monty Python skits. If you do a Firesign Theater skit and somebody doesn’t call me, I’m quitting all of you.
wiserbud:
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/gay-called-its-for-you.jpg
wiserbud:
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/gay-called-its-for-you.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
More stuff from your personal stash, Bart?
Seriously, just come out already. We’re okay with it. Honestly.
Sweetie
I can’t top that. Not even with wiser dancing to Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels.
Oh, how I love Monty Python. Thanks!
Oh, and I could watch nuclear explosions all day, I could.
My brother and I used to slam each others fingers in doors!
Well we had a “Milk Man” (remember them?) and one day I took the “empties” out to the milk box and slipped on the ice and had 15 stitches.
It was a planet far far away and a long time ago….
v
I like my avatar,
Green Pointy bald head, glasses, and one tooth… That is what i see in the mirror!!!!11
that’s hawt
“Well. . . There’s your problem right there.”
Oh that cracked me up
dude, hand me the vise grips