Bad goose

And, couldn’t find this on Youtube — depressed after a break up?

32 Comments

  1. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 2:14 pm

    Good Lord! That’s the Hillary Clinton of geese. Aggressive, persistent, doesn’t know when to quit, married to a rapist.

    I’ve had a couple of run in with freaky geese before. When they get pissed, they don’t back down from shit.

  2. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 2:14 pm

    SECOND!!

  3. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 7, 2008 2:23 pm

    Rosetta - Come back to us! First your (unhealthy) obsession with Blobby and now stories of freaky geese. I’m beginning to think that eddie-bear is just a sock puppet.

  4. Comment by Robert on May 7, 2008 2:31 pm

    WTF?

  5. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 2:58 pm

    I’ve had a couple of run ins with freaky geese before.

    By “run in” I mean “flogging” and by “freaky” I mean “pissed off mad as hell”.

    Here is a cheat sheet for you MCPO:

    Rosetta - Likes chicks
    wiserbud - Likes guys
    Eddie Bear - Likes animals
    pajama momma - Likes buffets

  6. Comment by bmac on May 7, 2008 3:05 pm

    Ummm……can we have a word about the header photo?

    I like disgusting shit as much as the next guy, but this time
    YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR!!!!!

    I just threw up a Peep.

  7. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 3:11 pm

    I just threw up a Peep.

    bmac’s new Delta Tau Chi name is Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.

  8. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 7, 2008 3:13 pm

    MCPO -Likes to pull chains.

  9. Comment by bmac on May 7, 2008 3:20 pm

    bmac’s new Delta Tau Chi name is Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.

    Too long.

  10. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 3:23 pm

    How about 3PE?

  11. Comment by bmac on May 7, 2008 3:27 pm

    How about 3PE?

    Boring.
    Is Lou taken?

  12. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 7, 2008 3:29 pm

    Salvatore Adonis Tosser

    We call him Sal-Ad for short.

  13. Comment by pajama momma on May 7, 2008 3:37 pm

    Rosetta - Likes chicks likes blubber fish
    wiserbud - Likes guys, this one works
    Eddie Bear - Likes animals a little too much
    pajama momma - Likes buffets to be told she’s a pretty princess and loves to have sweet nothings whispered in her ear. For example, “kare-kare is a fat warty toad and no man will ever love her like they do you pjmomma.” stuff like that

  14. Comment by eddiebear on May 7, 2008 3:37 pm

    Animals? I see I have moved up the pecking order.

  15. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 3:39 pm

    Is Lou taken?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Yes.

  16. Comment by eddiebear on May 7, 2008 3:40 pm

    I prefer Hung Way Lo

  17. Comment by Robert on May 7, 2008 3:58 pm

    Of course you do…Rosetta…oops I mean Eddiebear.

  18. Comment by bartwingplover on May 7, 2008 4:11 pm

    speaking of geeses…

    I’m horny

    horny horny horny

    I’m horny

    horny horny horny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZbTpANdI54

  19. Comment by bartwingplover on May 7, 2008 4:12 pm

    …and Tom Jones….

    still has it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hESyf1qvwE4

  20. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 4:34 pm

    I’m horny horny horny horny

    I’m ashamed to admit that I know that song. Ack.

  21. Comment by hooligans1 on May 7, 2008 4:47 pm

    Pajama momma, you are my pretty little princess…and I would LOVE to…oh! Ummm….did you mean you want a GUY to tell you these things…?

  22. Comment by Log Cabin on May 7, 2008 5:36 pm

    Sorry buddy, but your dog is a pussy! My Labrador would have grabbed that goose by a leg or wing and shook the living shit out of it. It takes all her self control not o kill my cat.

  23. Comment by Vmaximus on May 7, 2008 6:00 pm

    Log Cabin,
    I was thinking the same thing, my lab would have ate that thing for breakfast. Or after the 4th time it came at me I would have wrung its neck. The guy showed remarkable restraint.

    V

  24. Comment by pajama momma on May 7, 2008 6:05 pm

    Rawr hooligans. You know you bring out the “natural” woman in me.

  25. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 6:06 pm

    CHICKS MAKING OUT!!!!!!!!

  26. Comment by aprilwine on May 7, 2008 6:38 pm

    The goose likes it doggy style.

  27. Comment by Rosetta on May 7, 2008 6:45 pm

    The goose likes it doggy style.

    Hahahaha! Good one, aprilwine.

  28. Comment by daveintexas on May 7, 2008 8:10 pm

    What kind of pussy runs away from a goose?

  29. Comment by Vmaximus on May 7, 2008 11:28 pm

    I still would have wrung its neck…..
    But I wouldn’t have youtubed it then

  30. Comment by Robert on May 7, 2008 11:48 pm

    That song is cool :)

  31. Comment by lauraw on May 8, 2008 8:03 am

    He should have wrung its neck and served that goose to his Good Girl for dinner.

    In that situation, our lab (now deceased) wouldn’t have done a damn thing but look miserable either. He was so sweet and gentle, even with little teensy critters.

  32. Comment by Dave in Texas on May 8, 2008 10:21 am

    At one point it looked like he had it by the throat.

    That would have been good enough for me.

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