Ace of Spades HQ is Dead To Me

I love AOS HQ and always will.

Ace’s is where I met all you Hostages and most of our commenters. Ace’s is where I found Innocent Bystanders, Protein Wisdom and too many of my current favorite blogs to list.

This is a very sad day in PattyAnn town today, but I accept defeat. Too many times have I waited forever for an ad to load. Too many times have I had my browser crash/freeze before getting to read even one Post. Too many times have my witty comments poofed into an alternate universe when I submitted them.

Like a jilted lover, I will always love Ace. I will feel like someone who found out Ace was cheating on me with Kerry Marie.

Disclaimer: This rant does not encompass the feelings of my fellow Hostages. I’ve just been frustrated for months and needed to vent. Have you seen me there recently? Well, this is why. *Cries*

77 Comments

  1. Comment by Bart on May 6, 2008 4:36 pm

    finally, a new thrad!

  2. Comment by Bart on May 6, 2008 4:37 pm

    WTF is that? ——————————————————————->

  3. Comment by PattyAnn on May 6, 2008 4:37 pm

    Pile on, Bart, pile on.

    Got any LOL monkeys?

  4. Comment by PattyAnn on May 6, 2008 4:39 pm

    You mean your avi? Ask Cranky. He said avis were going to be generated if you weren’t signed into wordpress. Help Crankster!

  5. Comment by eddiebear on May 6, 2008 4:42 pm

    Ask Pixy what is going on.

  6. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 6, 2008 4:45 pm

    Pix knows what’s going on, he knows what a buggy mess AoS is. Supposedly he’s got some fixes down the road, but they need to actually happen.

  7. Comment by PattyAnn on May 6, 2008 4:46 pm

    Okay, then AOS is a zombie to me for the time being :)

  8. Comment by Rosetta on May 6, 2008 4:47 pm

    WordPress has a new thing that assigns avatars (mostly ugly quilt-like pieces of crap) to commenters that aren’t signed it.

    PB, everyone feels the same as you do about Ace. I still check it occasionally but commenting only works half the time and the site causes my computers to go apeshit.

    And that’s when the site loads at all.

    Ace is the ONLY site with those problems and it really reflects poorly on him as a business person. Which is a shame because he is still the funniest blogger around by a mile.

  9. Comment by forged rite on May 6, 2008 4:51 pm

    You’re on a Apple right PA? Go here and try their adblocking plugin. I’m on windows, so have never tried it, but it’s supposed to be a reliable site and pretty popular with Apple users. Or just use Firefox with AdBlock and maybe NoScript. Either one of those should take care of the slow loading and other problems.

  10. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 4:53 pm

    I’m not having a problem with it today.

  11. Comment by PattyAnn on May 6, 2008 4:54 pm

    Thanks forged, but I already use FireFox and NoScript with no luck. And forget Safari–that’s even worse.
    I’m just at the end of my rope until things change there.

  12. Comment by PattyAnn on May 6, 2008 4:54 pm

    “I’m not having a problem with it today.”

    Bitchface.

  13. Comment by steve_in_hb on May 6, 2008 4:56 pm

    I use Firefox with Ad Block and NoScript as described above, and rarely, if ever, have any problems.

  14. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 6, 2008 5:02 pm

    I only have problems with the stupid ads taking forever to load, which means I don’t comment as much, but I still can read the site no problem.

  15. Comment by Rosetta on May 6, 2008 5:07 pm

    Nice quilt, DPUD.

  16. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 6, 2008 5:09 pm

    Stole it from an Amish-run roadside stand, bitch.

  17. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 6, 2008 5:10 pm

    I’m menacing.

  18. Comment by bmac on May 6, 2008 5:10 pm

    Nice quilt, DPUD.

    DoubleStitchUndead

  19. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 5:10 pm

    Can you steal me one of those wedding quilts? I really like the way those look

  20. Comment by bartwingplover on May 6, 2008 5:12 pm

    quilt aviator: do not want

  21. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 6, 2008 5:14 pm

    Yeah, sure thing PJM.

  22. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 5:15 pm

    is that your real eye bart?

  23. Comment by PattyAnn on May 6, 2008 5:16 pm

    Bart’s eye looks angry to me

  24. Comment by bartwingplover on May 6, 2008 5:17 pm

    Yes.

    And I have another one that is remarkably similar. Weird, I know.

  25. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 5:19 pm

    well I like your eye avatar better than my eye avatar now

    *pouts

  26. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 5:20 pm

    that would look weird if we put them both together

  27. Comment by bartwingplover on May 6, 2008 5:30 pm

    it would look like a person with one regular eye and one pregnant eye

  28. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 6, 2008 5:31 pm

    I’d use my green eye as an avatar, but I don’t need the extra attention…

  29. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 5:32 pm

    it would look like a person with one regular eye and one pregnant eye

    Are you pregnant bart? Because I most certainly am not pregnant.

  30. Comment by bmac on May 6, 2008 5:35 pm

    Could those wordpress default avatars be gayer?

    Are they trying to discourage commenting?

  31. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 6, 2008 5:40 pm

    “Could those wordpress default avatars be gayer?”

    Someone fishing for a browneye avatar?

  32. Comment by Will on May 6, 2008 5:41 pm

    Ok, now you’re getting wavatars (the randomized faces, they’re from a user-made wordpress mod similar to gravatars).

  33. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 5:44 pm

    what’s the difference between a gravatar and an avatar?

  34. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 6, 2008 5:47 pm

    Heh, all the quilts are gone.

  35. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 6, 2008 5:49 pm

    All your quilts belong to us!

  36. Comment by Will on May 6, 2008 5:55 pm

    If you have a gravatar account, you can specify your avatar image across any site that supports gravatars (wordpress does by default, from what I understand). There are several different systems out there for dealing with commenters who don’t have a gravatar account. Shamus coded up wavatars for use on his own site, then made it available as a wordpress plugin. It uses the commenter’s email address to come up with a “unique” avatar to fill in where the gravatar would normally be. Wavatars turns out the geometric faces with random combinations of facial features. The weird quilt-looking ones earlier are something different. There’s one out there called Monstars that gives you a bizarre looking monster sketch.

  37. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 5:57 pm

    OIC
    TY

  38. Comment by Rosetta on May 6, 2008 6:10 pm

    Stole it from an Amish-run roadside stand, bitch.

    Heh.

  39. Comment by Rosetta on May 6, 2008 6:17 pm

    well I like your eye avatar better than my eye avatar now

    I’ve never wanted to say anything but your eye has jaundice or something.

  40. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 6:21 pm

    It’s from alcohol poisoning

  41. Comment by Vmaximus on May 6, 2008 6:30 pm

    A while back I ran in to the ads that would not load, I added a ad blocker plug in to firefox and it worked pretty well. I had a small ethical problem, I like Ace and wish him well, so I only blocked problem ads. eventually I had 1/2 the ads on his site so I don’t know if he was getting much blog money from me.
    Then I built a new computer, so I am still tweaking it, but AoS runs good for me

  42. Comment by Rosetta on May 6, 2008 6:30 pm

    Drunk eye.

  43. Comment by BrewFan on May 6, 2008 7:01 pm

    I guess ace feels he won’t get a return on his investment for proper blog hosting. He may be right considering his traffic doesn’t seem to be declining even with the piece of crap software his blog runs on. I still visit once in a while but not nearly as often as I used to. Just too frustrating to leave comments and browse the site, especially when the recent comments section of the page was on the fritz.

  44. Comment by bartwingplover on May 6, 2008 7:02 pm

    ^
    cliffs?

  45. Comment by bartwingplover on May 6, 2008 7:36 pm

    I know it’s old.

    I know it’s semi-gay.

    Fuck it. I don’t care. It’s a great song. Crank it up!!!!!!!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ip1zsUIosoA

  46. Comment by bartwingplover on May 6, 2008 7:37 pm

    tee hee hee @ the steve perry’s tight pants.

    you can see his peepolini

    hee hee

  47. Comment by Rosetta on May 6, 2008 7:47 pm

    I saw Journey in concert two or three years ago. It was the original band sans Steve Perry. However the lead singer sounded exactly like him.

    It was an outstanding show and I recommend it highly.

  48. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 7:49 pm

    Fuck it. I don’t care. It’s a great song. Crank it up!!!!!!!!!

    My friend and I in high school used to cruise to that song and this one.

  49. Comment by bmac on May 6, 2008 7:54 pm

    Used to get drunk in the parking lot to this one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEeqS7CfRMc

  50. Comment by bartwingplover on May 6, 2008 8:00 pm

    Air Supply? WTF?

    ugh

    Muslihoon just got a boner

  51. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 6, 2008 8:01 pm

    Sat under the stars in a North African desert listening to this. . .

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=vfx19V2eRQ4

  52. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 8:04 pm

    That’s very cool MCPO. You should elaborate on that story sometime………..like now

  53. Comment by bartwingplover on May 6, 2008 8:04 pm

    pj, if you like that song then I KNOW that you like this song, too.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=sjt0av-GWak

    (It was a good song to get to 3rd base with, if you know what I mean… ;)

  54. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 8:11 pm

    Of course I like that one, which makes me think of this one that I also like very much

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=dg7HE-P_C54

  55. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on May 6, 2008 8:12 pm

    a keeper

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU

  56. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 8:15 pm

    kare-kare! you posted that one because you know listening to that song and watching the video are one of my favorite break up rituals didnt’ you?

  57. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 6, 2008 8:16 pm

    Two Irish girls and two Sailors off on an adventure in the early seventies. Camped in a VW camper in the desert with some warm beer (and other intoxicants) and a cassette player. Must have been a billion stars in the sky. . . you could see the milky way for miles.

  58. Comment by lauraw on May 6, 2008 8:19 pm

    I have firefox and no problems…when was the last time you cleaned up your computer and did a bot-check, PA?

  59. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 8:22 pm

    Very cool story MCPO. Can’t imagine for the life of me what other intoxicants. huh

  60. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 6, 2008 8:24 pm

    PJM -Here is one from the beaches of Catani in Sicily!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=B_LRYezOfeo

  61. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 6, 2008 8:26 pm

    PJM - Vicks Formula 44 of course!!

  62. Comment by Vmaximus on May 6, 2008 9:52 pm

    Vicks?????
    Euuwwwwww

  63. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 6, 2008 10:03 pm

    Vmax - Pu-lease!

  64. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 10:06 pm

    hahahaha, I’ll bet he had shrooms.

  65. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 6, 2008 10:18 pm

    It was in Morrocco. . . figure it out.

  66. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 10:29 pm

    Oh like I know what kind of drugs are in Morrocco? I know that Bob Hope and Bing Crosby were, “On The Road To Morrocco”

  67. Comment by Vmaximus on May 6, 2008 10:29 pm

    Damn the closest to Morrocco I have is Spain…. I think it was the 1980 World Cup?

  68. Comment by Vmaximus on May 6, 2008 10:31 pm

    I bought Spices there…….. Yea I am a food Junkie. yea I am Fat.

    V

  69. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 10:33 pm

    mmmmm, exotic food

  70. Comment by Vmaximus on May 6, 2008 10:41 pm

    you bet exotic, ………..Tomorrow I interview for that job….. Fingers Crossed!!!!111!!!

    V

  71. Comment by pajama momma on May 6, 2008 10:51 pm

    OH! Good luck Vmax! Keep us posted.

  72. Comment by Vmaximus on May 6, 2008 10:54 pm

    MCPO,
    Irish is the Bomb! Good on ya!!!!!

    ‘Thank You!!!

    V

  73. Comment by chad on May 7, 2008 10:17 am

    Welcome to the club Patty Ann. What is really frustrating is Pixy has been promising fixes for months and it just keeps getting worse. I am not one hundred percent satisfied with blogger (see my post from yesterday) but overall they are at least a 1000 times more reliable than .mu.nu

  74. Comment by mgnmfrc1 on May 7, 2008 3:19 pm

    Or just use Firefox with AdBlock

    That’s what I use and I have no problemos over at AoS. The only problem I have occasionally is the site seems to be down or unvailable. Maybe extra traffic from the Rush hat tip?

  75. Comment by mgnmfrc1 on May 7, 2008 3:20 pm

    That’s just disturbing —————————————————————–>

    I don’t look like that at all.

  76. Comment by Tushar D on May 7, 2008 9:39 pm

    Checking what Avatar I get

  77. Comment by Tushar D on May 7, 2008 9:39 pm

    Eh

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