What the….?
A NEW TOY!!!!!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Tomorrow Is World Hagfish Appreciation Day
About six minutes but very interesting. Kinda like that movie Eddie and the Cruisers.
Do NOT think bukkake as you watch this. Hagfish on Fear Factor.
Thank you, hagfish, you blind, slimy piece of crap.
Weird Animal Bonus: Turken
We’re one drunk night in the barnyard away from Turducken. Sweet.
Today I Need To Make Fun Of Someone To Make Me Feel Better About Myself
Tag, they’re it.
Cuddle Party
They don’t look like hippy liberal fruit loops do they? Nooooooooo
What Your Bumper Sticker Says About You
Noted good guy, apple pie baker and thread serial killer, cranky, has a post at Balance Sheet with a “NObama” bumper sticker and that started me thinking about bumper stickers. I’ve never attached a bumper sticker to any of my cars because, as a permanent fixture on an automobile, I think they’re unsightly and usually kinda gay.
I mean, [...]
We Love You, PJM
Please go over and give her a big hug and some kind words.
Daniel John Krivitz
Do These Make You Hate BILLY MAYS More Or Less?
He remains in my top 5 most annoying people of all time but these are pretty funny. Too bad he was born without an inside voice. QUIT YELLING AT ME!!!
Whoever comments first openly admits they’ve had children with BILLY MAYS!!!!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shoes OVER HERE!!!! LOOK I’M THE REAL POST RIGHT HERE!!!!
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go ahead, click on the pictures…….look real close like
Woman Driver
Typical…
Danica Patrick was involved in an incident on pit lane during Friday’s practice at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway when her car hit a crew member from another team.
Uh, HAWT!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick came into the pits and hit Charles (Chuck) Buckman, the chief mechanic for Brazilian driver Mario Moraes at Dale Coyne Racing.
Buckman suffered a concussion along with [...]
Prison Shower Rape Time
I would say that it’s shocking that a pseudo-famous talking-head would be into kiddie porn but the fact that anyone traffics in this evil shocks my not-so-delicate sensibilities.
SAN FRANCISCO — Bernie Ward, the most prominent liberal voice on Bay Area talk radio for more than two decades, admitted Thursday to distribution of child pornography by e-mail in a plea [...]
Big Boob Friday™
Howdy. Welcome to your Big Boob Friday™ fun time. I’m a little hung-over today so no yelling or asking difficult questions.
Since we just had one of our world famous joke-a-thons last night, I thought I would compile the ones I thought were the best. As usual I cried several tears of joy / concern.
Here are [...]
Worst Sex Toy Names
This is more fun with beers or cocktails.
GO!!
Vladislav III Dracula Ţepeş, Voivode of Wallachia, Defender of Christian Europe from the Barbarian Turks. [edited to satisfy the Muslihoon™]
The Pecking Order Revisited
Tuba players are known to be the lowest class of band members which are all, in turn, the lowest class of college students.
Tuba players are, however, higher than dumb punkass kids.
Stupid kid.
Happy Birthday, Robert
Today is a big day for our occasional commenter and frequent troll, Robert. It’s his friggin’ birthday. Here is a special birthday song from pajama momma, wiserbud and mesablue before he got his glandular problem fixed.
Not much is known about Robert because he’s spent most of the last several years in and out of mental hospitals. [...]
Enraged Man Tears Off Wife’s Leg
Okay, it was a prosthetic leg…but still:
Luis Ramirez, 35, is facing a battery charge after a Florida Highway Patrolman saw a disturbance near a BMW sport utility vehicle. The state trooper flagged down a local officer for assistance.
“He ripped my leg off,” the 29-year-old wife told the officer, according to a police report cited in [...]
Soccer is for gaylords
But, this video is pretty cool…
A rugby version would be teh awesome
I’M IN UR ENJUN
CHEWIN UR WIREZ!!!
MESA: Hole Alert! Hole Alert!
A huge sinkhole has opened up in Texas. No report yet on if it was PattyAnn’s fault.
http://www.click2houston.com/news/16191314/detail.html
On a related note:
Word. Shiznit.
Bad goose
And, couldn’t find this on Youtube — depressed after a break up?
What’s John Kerry Staring AtThinking?
He has his head down like he’s studying something…what could it be? An interesting pebble on the sidewalk…what? I have no idea. But he certainly seems to be entranced by something.
Via Quizlaw. Hat tip: James Hart
[UPDATE: Rosetta]
Why the long face, John?
kare-kare by fare-fare’s in this video, see if you can spot her
bonus icky video, guy with breast implant tattoo being interviewed. nummy, he’s so hawt
