Each and everyone of you guys that look at Rosetta’s BBF posts should get on your knees and love him so much. ON. YOUR. KNEES!
Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.
Sorry wiserbud, you’re too old for this to do you any good.
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FIST!!!
They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer.
Which explains the almost epidemic levels of prostate cancer among priests. Oh…wait…..
Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.
However, they have a 450% greater chance of experiencing excrutiatingly painful chafing.
Why’d you even bother to read this post grampa?
Some guy at Ace’s made my comment before I got there but this means I’m going to live forever.
PJM, unless you’re talking about praying, and I don’t think you are, there ain’t no way in hell I’m getting on my knees to thank the man/lesbian.
because, just like you, if it has my name in it, I’m drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
Now go finish that case of Ho-Hos your mom sent you for your birthday.
Hmmm, Ho-hos…I wonder if she was trying to say something there……
PJM, unless you’re talking about praying Um, yeah…..what did you think I meant.
Hmmm, Ho-hos…I wonder if she was trying to say something there……
They were Ding-Dongs, get it right.
Bet they were Twinkies, which would explain the uncontrollable rages and resultant crime sprees.
They were pink Sno-Balls. Coco-nut.
Devil Dogs?
You’re goin down cranky! D-O-W-N
D-A-M-N-I-T!
Just wondering:
If Ace never does another radio show, can we blame PJM’s “Boxers or Briefs” question?
No
What’s the difference between masturbation and frequent sex? Does the latter prevent cancer but the former doesn’t count in that regard?
In such stories, I notice that people tend to equate frequent ejaculation with masturbation. Some people might have very active sex lives: do they lose out?
You have to click on the link and read the actual article mussy. They like to say it’s less safe for men to do it with real live people cuz you could diseases and stuff.
And doing it with real people is icky.
In the first paragraoh, switch “latter” and “former”.
Huh?
You’re goin down cranky! D-O-W-N
Who is the lucky lady? One of Steamboat’s lovelies? Watch it! Might be NSFW.
Um, if anything, those BBFF chicks are taking years off my life.
One tomato a day!
mesa, I saw this in a magazine but you may have already posted it. It’s right up your alley. And it’s not a vomiting red-head.
http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2008/02/27/bacon-cups
Bacontainer
Got a troll for Obama at http://balancesheet.wordpress.com/2008/04/23/obama-too-extreme/. But I’m too much of a moron to debate his superior white skills. HALP!!!111!!!!
The most current memo from the Office of the People’s Commissar Comrade Obama.
Amusing troll, cranky.
Almost sadly, he didn’t hang around long.
Dammit! First its, “You’ll go blind!”, then its “Its good for you!”
I wonder if I can deduct it as a medical expense?
And … is wanking considered “aerobic” - I mean, if you take a long time, that is?