Every once in a while we’re going to have a thread of rapid-fire funny.
This is the thread where we come up with possible ideas.
Go.
This is a brainstorm so all ideas are welcome. However, whoever comes up with the worst idea gets banned forever.
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First of all, why is this monkey’s teeth so white?
What the hell.
Worst baby names
This is the most pathetic attempt to have the longest Hostage thread of all time I have ever seen.
Really bad baseball team names.
The New York Sewers
Weird sex acts
Worst baby names
Oh, let’s just play t PJM’s strengths, why don’t we?
No, Richard!
You’re not supposed to start the funny already. Brainstorm!!
Words that sound dirty but aren’t
oh.
sorry
Bad nicknames for genitals (male and female)
Worst terrorist names
Worst terrorist names
Jeff
problem with coming up with bad baby names is that PJM will end up using them, and if it doesn’t go longer than oooooh, 200 comments, she’ll have to use some of them twice.
Worst ideas for additions to the next version of Windows
Worst ideas for additions to the next version of Windows
That’s a great one although they may be doing that themselves.
Worst band names
NO! NO! NO! This whole entire concept does not work you pack of dolts.
Hostage humor = spontaneity
easiest way to piss off PJM
Worst superheroes
Peptic ulcers. Discuss.
New sports for ESPN to cover
Nonspecific urinary tract infections: another name for an STD?
Worst condiment names
Worst sex toy names
Nonspecific urinary tract syndrome
or
NUTS
Best Obama campaign slogans
Best Hillary quotes
Least offensive racial stereotypes
Best porn star names
Worst blogging handles.
Southern food staples such as Smoked Possum Tenderized with Two Tires served on a nice bed of Dirty Rice.
With sweet tea, of course.
Worst excuses for missing work
Movies starring Steven Seagal.
Wait, that’s been done.
Worst vacation destinations
Worst ways to die
Steve Seagal is … “Stealing Your Ideas!!!
little known Stephen King Novels
Food that sounds sexual
i.e. pig-in-a-blanket
Worst amusement park rides
i.e. The Wedgie
True story. When I was in training, one of the Drill Instructors in my squadron told me a story one morning. The squadron had been called that some airman hadn’t shown up for their class. The DI goes over to the barracks and wakes up the airman. WTF didn’t you go to formation to march to class? Well, the airman says, I wasn’t feeling good so I called my mom and she told me to stay in bed.
Worst color names
i.e. Ball Blue
Foods that sound sexual:
Boston Butt
Well, the airman says, I wasn’t feeling good so I called my mom and she told me to stay in bed.
I’m sure that worked out well.
Yeah, that excuse crashed and burned.
Worst pet names
Lighting the afterburners and headed to bed. Night y’all.
Things you don’t want to hear a flight attendant say
Worst left-handed compliments
Night, cranky
Things cranky says in his sleep
Worst ways to spend a Saturday night
i.e. coming up with funny thread ideas by yourself
*mommy*
Reasons for hoping your wife gets back soon.
I can’t believe the bitch did that.
http://minx.cc/?post=241305 comment 1248
sorry. had a minor emergency to attend to
names for new magazines
New CSI spinoffs
I can’t believe the bitch did that.
Oh no she dint!
New Pro-America movies
Did y’all pass out?
New Pro-America movies
in reality, the shortest thread in blog history, unfortunately.
I think rosetta finally passed out.
“ROSETTA!!!! IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!! TIME FOR ME NOW!!!”
Countdown to Rosetta’s inevitable divorce?
Countdown to Rosetta’s inevitable divorce?
do we measure this in days or hours?
We got married in Turks & Caicos which means that we’re only really married in Turkey. Or in cake.
Worst side effects from a perscription drug
i.e. weeping colon
This whole entire concept does not work you pack of dolts. Hostage humor = spontaneity
Hold on everyone!
*brings entire machine to a stop*
pajama momma, this is what’s called a “brainstorming” thread where those of us with ideas come up with potentially fertile topics for future use. The spontaneous humor comes later when we randomly do the funny.
We would all appreciate it if you would try really hard to pay closer attention to what’s going on.
Okay everyone, continue!
*restarts machine*
Peptic ulcers. Discuss.
Was that an attempted threadicide?
Southern food staples such as Smoked Possum Tenderized with Two Tires served on a nice bed of Dirty Rice.
Hahahaha!!
I think this is the leader so far for worst idea.
New CSI spinoffs
CSI: Pajama Momma’s Bedroom
CSI: Pajama Momma’s Bedroom
Hahahaha!!
I think this is the leader so far for worst idea.
what?
CSI: Pajama Momma’s Bedroom
Yeah, under the investigator’s blacklight it must look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Actor/Actresses most likely to star in midget/ottoman porn.
Yeah, under the investigator’s blacklight it must look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Hahahahaha.
Did anyone ask Laura about judging yet?
Judging what? Humps?
How come we don’t have a Search feature on this POS blog?
Rosetta, look near the Reagen zombie picture at the top.
Moron.
Oh.
Well no wonder I couldn’t see it. The friggin’ search box is black.
FAIL!
Yeah, under the investigator’s blacklight it must look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Only if they’re scanning for food residue
PB, here is the thread with alll the porn titles. Can you please add that to the hall of shame or tell me how to do it?
http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/2007/11/14/do-you-take-your-morning-coffee-black-or-with-porn/
O Brother, Who Fuck Thou?
Hahahahaha.
Worst olympic sporting events
Already found it and added it to the list, you gender confused maniac.
Worst high school mascots
Best sports player’s nicknames
What’s amazing about that thread is that coming up with porn movie names was actually the topic of the thread, I think that is the first and only time that has happened here.
Already found it and added it to the list, you gender confused maniac.
Well………..nice job then……….
what, no points?
fucker.
and where’s our previous header? If that can’t be our header, maybe it should replace the “stop crying” motto
What’s amazing about that thread is that coming up with porn movie names was actually the topic of the thread, I think that is the first and only time that has happened here.
I think you’re right about that. You had to know that one would catch fire quickly.
Every once in a while, when most of us are around, we can throw one of these topics into a thread and then commence with slowly torturing, killing and then beating the shit out of the dead horse.
+ 0.0000000000000000000001 point
What previous header are you talking about?
It’s only really funny when the dead horse begins to get beaten.
Or when PJM tries to make a funny. But that’s more laughing AT her, instead of laughing WITH her.
Are you excited to watch The Compassion Forum™ tonight?
last night’s joke? Why are women like parking spaces?
That made me spew
winebeer on my keyboard.what is the Compassion Forum? (I’ve been out of touch recently.)
It’s only really funny when the dead horse begins to get beaten.
Haha. It also helps my contribution if I’m lubed up with a couple of cocktails.
Rosetta, open your dashboard, then choose “Pages”, then click on the title of the page you want to edit.
Or ask wiser to do it.
They’ve been promoting this all morning on CNN…completely without laughing I might add.
http://www.messiah.edu/compassion_forum/about/
The fact that this asshat parade is being hosted by Messiah College should cause white-hot irony to shoot out of the forum’s ass.
Or ask wiser to do it.
That’s easier.
Worst types of bacon.
Wait. What?
How the heck do you edit your own comment now??
New and improved instructions since I cannot figure out how to edit my comment:
Rosetta, open your dashboard, then choose “Manage”, then “Pages”, then click on the title of the page you want to edit.
Click on your own name in the comment page.
Worst types of bacon.
Hahahaha!!
You inadvertently came up with another one.
Shortest joke threads ever
Thanks, mesa. That makes absolutely no sense, but I know how to edit my comments now. Who re-designed this wordpress thing? Monkeys??
Cat-monkeys.
Hey, I think I’ll have another cup of coffee.
Comment by Rosetta on April 13, 2008 12:20 pm
Southern food staples such as Smoked Possum Tenderized with Two Tires served on a nice bed of Dirty Rice.
Hahahaha!!
I think this is the leader so far for worst idea.
HA! I win, you all FAIL!
Mesa any bacon is the worst type of bacon!
101 medical miracles … using buggars as the “secret indigrident.”
Sorry, I was possessed by an evil being there for a minute.
Top 10 things with which I’ve cleaned my ears.
101 creative uses for dinkleberries.
Top 10 reasons why the taint aint.