Lunchtime Stupid

Bart linked to this in a comment and I wanted to put it in a post as an example of the kind of misogynistic humor that we don’t go for around here:

Hahahahaha!!!!  I mean…that’s shameful.
 
On a related note, the following is funny because it makes fun of people that currently reside or have ever lived in California.
California [...]

Pajama Momma vs. Nice Deb. In DUTCH!! Or something.

Hawt.

Cubicle Sweet Cubicle

Initially I thought this wasn’t very cruel by guy-prank standards.  However after a few months of it…

 

“Those Should Be My Balls”, said a pouty Dave in Texas


Jeremiah Wright: Race-Baiter, America-Hater, Douche-Bag

After seeing some of his interview with Bill Moyers, his speech at the Detroit NAACP and his comments at the NPC this morning, I think I have a fully formed (and reasonably well-informed) opinion: Jeremiah Wright is an arrogant, self-absorbed, deluded motherfucker.
He is outraged, OUTRAGED I TELL YOU, at what he sees as an attack, [...]

Moron Signal! To Arms!

DPUD says:
a friend in need On Sunday I asked for your prayers for a friend, noting that I would likely have more details in the week, and indeed I do. As I’m sure most of you know, I watch over the Moronosphere with a close eye, and was shocked to see this post at [...]

Invisible Text Message Break-up Made Me LOL

I find these mildly amusing, not hysterically gut busting like some of you tards do, but there were a few funny ones in there.

Oh nice, I didn’t notice what picture the youtube video stops on. I’m surprised there haven’t been 80 gajillion clicks on it yet.

Tomorrow Is International Aye-Aye Appreciation Day

The Aye-aye (Daubentonia madagascarhelenthomasis) is a strepsirrhine native to Madagascar that combines rodent-like teeth with a long, thin middle finger to fill the same ecological niche as a woodpecker.
It is the world’s largest nocturnal primate, and is characterized by its unique method of finding food; it taps on trees to find grubs, then gnaws holes [...]

Coming Soon To A Theater Near Your Ass

SUPERHERO ACTION: Hellboy II

 
EPIC:  KKKKKHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!

 
HORROR:  Bring extra Depends™

 

The Rosetta Effect


At least I know what I want…

Funny personal ads.
Also, unfortunately placed ads.

Holey Crap! Medical Breakthrough Gives Hope to Democrats

“Natural Orifice” Surgery.
Twenty-five years ago, typical appendectomy patients could expect to spend as many as seven days in the hospital and the rest of their lives with a two-inch scar on their bellies.
Last month Jeff Scholz became the first person in the United States to have his appendix removed through his mouth.  He awoke from [...]

Rum Punched Monkeys

dri posted this at AoSHQ but I wanted to post it here in case you missed it.  It’s hilarious.  Plus the story has steel drum background music which is always a good thing.

 

Saturday night sing along

Turn it up…

Freaky deaky polygamist chicks remix

NSFW for a couple of seconds. Also, strange attempt at pathetic BDS.
Those women scare me.
The original interview is even scarier.  I think they are aliens.
Just a sad situation

Chocolate pain

Carnage.

Fine, Apparently It’s Like A Requirement Around Here That I Post “New” Stuff

So here it is you needy bastards. The following story is, well it’s like what my life’s story would be like if kare-kare by fare-fare and I actually lived together. It’s about my obsession with love for her. It’s about the sister bonding that we share ever so deeply. *grumble, grumble…….stab that bitch in the eye……*grumble, grumble

DETROIT [...]

There’s A Candle In Here For You Mesa

and maybe even wiserbud……..rosetta, you’re out of luck
 

Why Can’t Pretty Girls Smile?

So I went to the zoo today for my daughter’s field trip. I parked and found my daughter in line and decided to observe her unnoticed. What I saw was the sweetest thing. It made my heart melt.
My 6 year old girl was standing forehead touching forehead with a little boy and they were making [...]

Black Man Preaching

Baldilocks has found someone I would vote for as POTUS.
Black & White on the Grey Matters 2 (War)
I consider him the anti-Obama. He goes by “Zo”.
Black & White on the Grey matters 5 Racism / illegal imagration
Oh! Did I forget to say he’s black?

Big Happy Boob Birthday Friday

You know what goes together better than big boobs and Fridays?  Big boobs, Fridays AND pajama momma’s friggin’ birthday!!!!123!!
We’ll start the celebration with this clip of pajama momma when she was 11, ironically, singing happy birthday to me.

*removes Birthday Stick of Pain™ from its protective case*
pajama momma is very well known in the moronosphere for [...]

Happy Birthday, Pajama Momma

Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!
and one for luck:
Whack!

The Curious Case Of The Phantom Cow And The Four Dudes

Four guys seen “loitering” in a privately owned field (in Florida) at 10:15 one night found themselves in deep water when deputies arrived to find out what the hell they were doing there.
They  tried to make a get-away in their pick-up trucks, but the deputies nabbed them. It’s  all a big  misunderstanding, the guys explained, [...]

There’s A Remote Possibility I’ve Done One Or More Of These Things


Man Named “Nanu” Disrupts Bar By Lifting Dress To Expose Undies

Yes, of course this story comes to us from Florida:
A dress-wearing man named Nanu Banu was arrested after exposing his underwear and propositioning women with a wad of cash, according to an arrest affidavit released Tuesday.
Rosetta, are you taking notes?
Banu, 51, was accused of “disrupting the restaurant and bar because he was walking up to [...]