Big Boob Friday

Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Here’s a coffin for women with big boobs:

 

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A couple of days ago the topic of mash-ups came up.  For those like cranky that grew up in the 19th century and don’t know what a mash-up is, it’s a song that layers the lyrics from song A over the music from song B.

This is done with varying skill by DJs and other musical-technology inclined people.  Oftentimes the results are crap but when a mash-up is done correctly it’s pretty awesome.

Here is one of the best.  It’s by a DJ named Mark Vidler who produces under the name Go Home Productions.  Although there are some lyrical elements from both songs, it is primarily The Doors singing “Riders On the Storm” beatmatched over Blondie’s “Rapture”.  The name of the mash-up is called “Rapture Riders”.

Normally I make a genuine effort, usually successful, to find attractive women blessed with a natural bounty as your BBF models.  The slurs, insults and taunts from wiserbud are a mere nuisance and a small price to pay for the enormous success of Big Boob Friday.

Having said that, I have been saving one model that maintains the high standards you’ve come to expect and at the same time will hopefully make wiserbud wet himself.

With that introduction I give your BBF model for today, Friday, March 28, 2008.  The outrageously talented Jamaican beauty, Miosotis:

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We are having a chili-cookoff party at our place this weekend.  Those are my fun plans.  Wiserbud?  PattyAnn?  Care to share your fun plans for this weekend?

I hope everyone has as much fun as I’m going to have!  Have a great Friday!

37 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on March 28, 2008 10:37 am

    And this, ladies and gentleperverts, is what’s known as “phoning it in.”

  2. Comment by wiserbud on March 28, 2008 10:41 am

    “I have been saving one model…. ” = finally got caught beating off to this photo by it’s wife, and had to try to save itself by claiming it was only doing research for it’s weekly “humorous BBF” post.

  3. Comment by Rosetta on March 28, 2008 10:50 am

    Phoning it in?!!!?! This is a masterpiece you ass-hammering, salad-tossing, gerbil herder!!!

    “I have been saving one model…. ” = finally got caught beating off to this photo by it’s wife, and had to try to save itself by claiming it was only doing research for it’s weekly “humorous BBF” post.

    So? What’s your point?

  4. Comment by nicedeb on March 28, 2008 10:58 am

    Yeeeesh….Those things literally go down to her belly button.

  5. Comment by wiserbud on March 28, 2008 11:03 am

    Normally I make a genuine effort,…..

    *cough…phoning it in… *cough

    *cough cough

    *cough hack cough cough hack hack cough wheeeeeeeeeze cough cough hack cough cough.. cough

    Damn, good thing I quit smoking.

    *cough

  6. Comment by pajama momma on March 28, 2008 11:04 am

    *slams wiserbud on the back with open hand

    You chokin’ on something?

  7. Comment by Rosetta on March 28, 2008 11:06 am

    Gerbil.

  8. Comment by pajama momma on March 28, 2008 11:07 am

    You think the gerbil crawled up that high?

  9. Comment by wiserbud on March 28, 2008 11:08 am

    just trying to swallow the idea that Rosetta actually put some real effort into our highly anticipated weekly attempt to drive up our hit stats addition to the wonder that is the blogosphere and didn’t, instead, outsource this week’s BBF post to a comatose Bob Munck.

  10. Comment by wiserbud on March 28, 2008 11:09 am

    Gerbil.

    Idiot. The gerbil doesn’t go in your mouth.

    Ummm, I may have said too much.

  11. Comment by doubleplusundead on March 28, 2008 12:16 pm

    Lemmiwinks?

    Miotosis? Is that a disease that makes your jugs hang past your navel?

  12. Comment by Muslihoon on March 28, 2008 12:22 pm

    Miosotis

    Interesting. Is she going to start splitting into two?

  13. Comment by cuffwing plover on March 28, 2008 12:28 pm

    Remember AMERICAN GIGALOW? It was about MANHORES and BLONDEY was on the soudntrack. RICHARD GEER put a gerbil in LOU GOSSET JR’s ass. I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.

  14. Comment by sohos on March 28, 2008 12:39 pm

    mine are bigger

  15. Comment by Rosetta on March 28, 2008 12:56 pm

    mine are bigger

    YAY!!!! My favorite part.

  16. Comment by rudytbone on March 28, 2008 1:02 pm

    I can’t see anything. Is it camouflaged or something?

  17. Comment by wiserbud on March 28, 2008 1:05 pm

    sohos, really?

    ugh.

    Oh well, deal’s a deal

    *writes out check for $1.14 and attempts to throw it over the huge sohos boobs laying on my desk

  18. Comment by steve_in_hb on March 28, 2008 1:15 pm

    I’d be afraid to put something between those. The opposing gravitational pulls would rip it in half.

  19. Comment by pajama momma on March 28, 2008 1:36 pm

    What would you put in between them? A baseball bat? A table leg? Totem pole?

  20. Comment by lauraw on March 28, 2008 1:56 pm

    She failed the pencil test.

    Also; the snow shovel test, the paint can test…

  21. Comment by lauraw on March 28, 2008 1:57 pm

    Here’s some better eye candy for the boys.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hb37Nh_Sg4g

  22. Comment by nicedeb on March 28, 2008 1:59 pm

    Can’t she hike them up a bit…you know, tie the bikini strings tighter behind her neck….at least for the picture!

  23. Comment by steve_in_hb on March 28, 2008 2:13 pm

    deb -

    I think your suggestion would result in her decapitation.

    lauraw -

    She passed the line drawn from nipple to nipple bisects the belly button test.

    pjm -

    I’d probably put some atoms between them and see what new subatomic particles we could discover as the atoms are ripped apart by the intense gravity.

  24. Comment by pajama momma on March 28, 2008 2:14 pm

    Oh, silly me. I was thinking dirty.

  25. Comment by Will on March 28, 2008 2:19 pm

    That has got to be a deformity.

    I bet she has to sleep sitting up for fear of smothering herself.

  26. Comment by laurawing plover on March 28, 2008 2:40 pm

    We are having a chili-cookoff party at our place this weekend.

    you shoud make some PLAIN water POPSIKLES in the FREEZER to use as ICE DONGS for 3am the next MRONING.

  27. Comment by long island on March 28, 2008 2:51 pm

    My back is hurting just looking at her.

    Well at least she ready for battle.

  28. Comment by cranky on March 28, 2008 3:45 pm

    Those are the weapons of mass destruction we’ve been looking for.

    …19th century… Your punishment for that insult is to tote around Ms. Halitosis’s jugs for the next month. Not allowed to allow them to touch the ground — good luck with that.

  29. Comment by Rosetta on March 28, 2008 5:23 pm

    you shoud make some PLAIN water POPSIKLES in the FREEZER to use as ICE DONGS for 3am the next MRONING.

    Ice Dongs? What the fuck?

    *calls 911*

  30. Comment by geoff on March 28, 2008 6:16 pm

    Miosotis

    Her name should be Mitosis, ’cause she’s clearly growing replicas of herself.

  31. Comment by geoff on March 28, 2008 6:18 pm

    Well at least she ready for battle.

    But the troops are going to need those tents back.

  32. Comment by pajama momma on March 28, 2008 7:17 pm

    Oh, geoff’s en fuego tonight!

  33. Comment by PattyAnn on March 28, 2008 7:29 pm

    PJ, I told you to not call our male visitors that!
    LAMO

  34. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on March 28, 2008 7:50 pm

    All I could think is you couldn’t have sex with her. She’d beat you senseless, or knock you out.

  35. Comment by Rosetta on March 28, 2008 8:16 pm

    LAMO

    pajama momma, are you going to let PB call you a lame?

    CHICK FIGHT!!!juanita!!!

  36. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on March 28, 2008 9:47 pm

    Ice Dongs: They aren’t just for female Hostages any more!

  37. Comment by porknbean on March 29, 2008 1:30 pm

    Good Lord Almighty. That girl can be her own traveling circus and retire early a millionaire.

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