Wiserbud and mesablue Busted!!! Wiserbud To Be Tried.
One of two 93-Year-Olds Charged In Manatee County Sex Sting
MANATEE COUNTY - Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.
In the case of Frank Milio, a.k.a. wiserbud, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.
Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West.
Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman.
Carlos Underhill, a.k.a. mesablue, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the “good-looking girl” who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover officer.
Police say Underhill was willing to pay $30 for sex and that he promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal.
Prosecutors say that they cannot move ahead with the criminal case because there is no way to prove Underhill planned to come back.
Mesablue is suspected of having returned home to watch youTube.
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Think how much more entertaining the article would be if the headline was slightly adjusted:
“One of two 93-Year-Olds Charged In County Manatee Sex Sting”
Bitches set me up.
Really, they did, because I had fallen over, so they helped me get back on my feet and handed me my walker.
Police say Underhill was willing to pay $30 for sex and that he promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal.
He had to wait for the viagra to kick in.
“He had to wait for the viagra to kick in.”
Nah, 30 minutes and he’ll have a sinus headache rush and the penis of an 18 year old.
In the case of Frank Milio, a.k.a. wiserbud, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.
HAH!!! I’ll show them!! I don’t plan to live that long!!!
“One of two 93-Year-Olds Charged In County Manatee Sex Sting”
Ha! I thought the same thing. I had to read the headline twice because I thought it said they had sex with manatees.
Fat chicks need love too but they gotta pay.
Nah, 30 minutes and he’ll have a sinus headache rush and the penis of an 18 year old.
Not that you would know.
Fat chicks need love too but they gotta pay.
Since when did you become discriminating?
Nah, 30 minutes and he’ll have a sinus headache rush and the penis of an 18 year old.
Just like PJM. Well, minus the sinus headache
Since when did you become discriminating?
Discriminating…..sobering up….. two sides of the same coin, really.
If it has a pulse, I’m alllll over it baby.
PJM’s actual criteria -
Animal, vegetable or mineral….as long as it’s longer than it is wide, I’m alllll over it baby.
So, there is a chance?
You’re definitely a worthy sponge.
yeah, but are you spongeworthy? I’m gonna need to check you out a little, maybe take a walk around and kick the tires, if you know what I mean…..
whoa. This could take a while…….
Well wiserbud, all in all, I’m just glad it was someone of the female persuasion you got caught picking up this time.
I was going home to get my pants. My wallet was in them.
Funny that they want to arrest an old man who they tried to entrap into a prostitution sting, but they didn’t care that a 93 year old guy forgot to wear pants.
Excelsior!
I was going home to get my pants.
Hahahaha.