Rosetta loves him some strippers!!
According to this comment on a previous thread:
and, considering the majority of the BBF gals he has blessed us with, I think we can all safely assume that our dear friend and resident hermaphrodite, Rosetta, is a chubby chaser.
Now, I am not judging my bald, sexually confused and freakishly short co-blogger. The heart wants what the heart wants. And, as an adult, Rosetta is certainly free to pursue whatever adult entertainment that pleases him, as long as it’s legal in at least 2 states (Sorry, Tennessee.)
Of course, since he wasn’t very clear on the gender of the fat stripper who {cough} “ripped him off” (translation: wouldn’t give him his money back when he started to sober up), we are still not entirely positive as to the gender of fat strippers he prefers.
But, having recently discovered the pictures that he, for some bizarre reason, chose to send to my cell phone last weekend (dude, not smart. Really.), I think the truth is becoming much more clear. And again, I am not judging him/her.
Much.
Since I am an incredibly nice person (probably the nicest person most of you will ever meet in your lives, in fact) I have decided to share these pictures with you all. And, since a series of pictures would be boring without a soundtrack, I also decided to set them to music.
Enjoy.
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*spits out piece of chocolate in mouth
*gives kids back stolen Easter candy
I’m so glad you’re one of the nicest people I know.
Why do I always get stuck with the drunks?
I’m so glad you’re one of the nicest people I know.
True dat. Imagine if I was a real prick, huh?
See anyone you know, mesa?
Hey! where’s the picture of the brownies? I almost forgot…
Hey! where’s the picture of the brownies?
ooops, all gone. sorry
Well, that’s okay. Cranky and mesa do better food porn than you probably could anyway.
/bitch mode off
/bitch mode off
Wait, a woman can do that? Really? There’s an off switch on that?? Honest???!?!?
True dat. Imagine if I was a real prick, huh?
{{{{{shudder}}}}}
Imagine if I was a real prick
You don’t have a real one? Where did you get your trans operation from?
same place your wife gets her tattoos.
damn, I hate that muslihoon guy. what a snarky bastard.
EXCELLENT!!!11!
That was one of your better productions, Richard.
I cannot imagine the worst of what you had to have seen when you were going through the Google Image search results.
*BARF*
When the forensics team goes through your hard drive to try and figure out what happened to you, those images will help keep them off my trail.
I cannot imagine the worst of what you had to have seen when you were going through the Google Image search results.
Ooooooh, dude, you have nooooo idea……. There is no such thing as “safe search” when you are looking for what I was looking for.
I did see a couple of potential BBF girls though.
Yeah, I’m sure you were suffering.
I’m starting think you’re the one that’s the real chubby chaser here.
That’s why you’re so viciously evil to women who’ve maybe put on a pound or two, it’s a front isn’t it?
It’s all a big show and you think they’re all teh hotness. Confess!
pjm -
I think you are close on wiserbud, but not quite there. He doesn’t want to bone chunky girls, he wants to be one. Here’s a pic of him.
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1693588
That’s why you’re so viciously evil to women who’ve maybe put on a pound or two, it’s a front isn’t it?
Ummmm, just because I’m mean to you doesn’t mean I am mean to all fat women.
You like me! You really like me!
He doesn’t want to bone chunky girls, he wants to be one.
Wrong again, stupid. I used to be one and I’ve learned how difficult it can be. No one asks the fat girl to the prom, no one asks the fat girl to go to the movies with them on a Saturday night, forcing
meher to stay home alone and give all of the stuffed animals names and make up silly dating scenarios for them. No one ever asks the fat girl for to help them study, no one ever offers the fat girl a ride home after school……So FUCK YOU, steve-in-hb, you hater! {sob} I like who I am now, okay?? I don’t need your approval!! I don’t need anyone’s approval!!!
I AM BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAYYY, WORDS WON’T BRING MEEEE DOWN!!!!!
{{{{soooob}}}}
You like me! You really like me!
Whoa. Hey now. Don’t be putting words in my mouth here.
Oh you’re right, you’re right.
shhhhhhhhhh!
This will just be our little secret.
Gotcha.
wiserbud -
Don’t despair, there’s someone out there for everybody. And from what I’ve seen on Cops, there’s a 140 lb shirtless, tatted up redneck out there willing to live off you. He’ll be more than happy to remind you constantly about how lucky you are to have him. His drunken veering between sweet talk and vicious comments will reassure you that you are always in his thoughts.
And from what I’ve seen on Cops, there’s a 140 lb shirtless, tatted up redneck out there willing to live off you. He’ll be more than happy to remind you constantly about how lucky you are to have him. His drunken veering between sweet talk and vicious comments will reassure you that you are always in his thoughts.
I’ve already got a father, thank you very much.
wiserbud: And I French kiss.
steve_in_hb: So? Everyone does that.
wiserbud: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best.
wiserbud’s dad: I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?
“fat girl for to help them ”
Is this fat girl talk?
Nude chicks in a tub.
I’m starting think you’re the one that’s the real chubby chaser here.
wiserbud’s a chubophobe.
Here’s a pic of him.
steve_in_hb, the fewer men’s balls I see, the better.
- 4,500 points
pjm -
I think you are close on wiserbud, but not quite there. He doesn’t want to bone chunky girls, he wants to be one. Here’s a pic of him.
You know it’s really Steve in HB’s pic, right?
I think you should give him a few points back for being extra brave and letting us take a gander at him.
pjm -
Don’t be shy - I can tell you are leading up to asking to borrow something. Is it the lingerie , the visor, or the breast pumps?
rosetta -
I never even noticed the testes, so much else is happening in the pic. Well, I guess we all have our matters of personal interest. Intense personal interest.
Nice try, steve _in_h(is) b(alls).
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
AC/DC reference.
+ 1,500 points