Plus, I can actually move without a forklift, so I have that going for me.
So, Rosetta, who would win in a drinking contest between you and mesa? And why, when I ask that, do I picture that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark with you playing the Karen Allen part? And Mesa too.
And I did talk to Pinto earlier this evening. He said he’s planning to post or comment Monday or Tuesday from his sooper sekret library computer. He also said he cut off half his fingernail (as in vertically—there was blood. And quick. Lots and lots of blood. And he didn’t want to go to the library until all chance of a blood gusher had passed.)
We talked about his furry friend and his baseball team friend and his gay friend. And Mesa. I think he said *and*.
Well, I guess I’m the thread killer. Unless NiceDeb pops up. It could happen. I’m here.
Ford Frathole
Mazda Mofo
Plymouth Wiccan
Pontiac Pwn
Lincoln Love Burn
Lexus Lick My Love Pump
Kia Kamasutra
Dodge Desperate
Mercury Mancandy
Saturn Sperm Burp
Thanks, toots. I’ve been laughing so hard over all these. And the four of us popping in here last night at our official “Waiting For Drunken Mesa” to show up party was funny.
We should have one of those every Saturday night. Like an open thread, only drunk.
I get a message that says the video is no longer available.
….And I was so looking forward to it……looked real promising….
What do I get for second?????
Ok, the video you’ve all been waiting for is now working. Enjoy.
Is there a high-brow blog award? If so I really hope we win it this year!
Wish upon a STAR!!11!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We rock! We are classy! WOOT! WOOT!
BOOOYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
We have class shooting out of our ASS!
*takes sip of 1787 Chateau Lafite Bordeaux*
Ewwwwww, 1787? You disgust me, you pig!
Hahahaha. Isn’t it past your bedtime Grandpa?
I always get up at this time to …..ummmmm…… make sure the light is out in the bathroom.
Yeah, that’s why.
Working on that “Gad, do I regret this week’s lousy BBF post!” drunk tonight?
No. I’m online trying to figure what that picture was that you posted last Friday.
Seriously. What was that?
It was a basketball holder wiserbud invented.
I just want to see if I can stay up long enough to catch drunkmesablue.
He’s like a giant vampire leprechaun.
Oh I tricked you by posting a youtube video didn’t I?
WHO TURNED THE GODAMMED LIGHT OFF IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!
it was …..hypnotic, wasn’t it? So beautiful, it keeps you up at night, huh?
Even keeping you up PJM? WTF?
Or did you just wake up because it was time for the baby’s late night feeding?
And by “baby,” I mean your monstrously huge gut.
sorry, dear.
Oh, and I left the seat…..
{{{splash}}}}
up.
g’night!
wiserbud, who would win in a food fight, you or pajama momma?
And by “baby,” I mean your monstrously huge gut.
You’re a feisty bastard this time of night aren’t you? Whattsa mattah you eh?
He would win because I would eat the food
Well, I sincerely doubt that PJM would actually throw food away from her mouth, so I have to figure I would be at a significant advantage.
I already said you’d win jackhole
Does AoSHQ even work anymore?
That video of the magician and the devil having gay love…I had a good wiserbud / Bob Munck comment but I can’t get that POS site up.
Why is that the only site that I go to that has constant problems? I’ve been to ottoman sites that can handle more traffic.
see?
Plus, I can actually move without a forklift, so I have that going for me.
So, Rosetta, who would win in a drinking contest between you and mesa? And why, when I ask that, do I picture that scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark with you playing the Karen Allen part? And Mesa too.
Why is that the only site that I go to that has constant problems
What does that even mean?
it works for me.
I think Munck’s been banned, btw. Or he;s dead from old age. Either way, I haven;t seen him around in a while
Let’s stay on here until mesa gets home and posts a video of some guy getting hit in the nuts.
mesa gets no attention anymore.
And do ottoman porn sites really get that much traffic? really?
Mesablue - The America’s Funniest Home Videos of the Blogosphere.
So, Rosetta, who would win in a drinking contest between you and mesa?
I would win only because I’m younger than mesa.
Plus he’s a pussy.
it works for me
Wait………was that directed at me? Well you can just, TURN BLUE!! hhhmmmph!
Actually I don’t think he’s a pussy but that will make for better comments later.
He does find funny videos before anyone else.
I wonder if he really killed Wickedpinto. I’m pretty sure yes.
Plus he’s a pussy.
Yeah! Let’s ban his ass!!11!111!OBIWAN!!11!1
rosetta’s pussin out on calling mesa a pussy
Hahahaha. Obiwan.
Wait………was that directed at me? Well you can just, TURN BLUE!! hhhmmmph!
Okay, and let’s ban PJM for being too drunk to read the blog completely.
Although, it is nice to have some chicks around here who are …ya know…. “good” stupid.
Oh nevermind. I get it………….wait, what?
I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID
Hahahaha. Obiwan.
Yeah, I been saving that one.
wow and you used it on this thread huh?
So, PJ, want to hear the best knock knock joke ever?
you betcha, go for it wiserbud
I’m waiting
still waiting
hum dee dum, dee dum
you start
doo doo doo
So, PJ, want to hear the best knock knock joke ever?
You go ahead. I won’t listen.
dammit fine
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
you really should include rosetta that wasn’t very nice wiserbud
Ok I still do not get that knock knock joke
oh, he probably wouldn;t get it anyway
you don;t get that?
um, yeah, it’s rosetta that won’t get it……….I totally got it
no how would i get that?
try it on somebody once. Watch their face when you say “who;s there?”
Why did the chicken cross the toad?
geez, now I feel bad.
Sorry rosetta.
You want to hear a great knock knock joke, rosetta?
Oh I see, they’re going to look at me like WTF?? because they don’t know where to take the joke next? Is that it?
Why did the chicken cross the toad?
wiserbud,
‘ = apostrophe
; = semi-colon
Oh I see, they’re going to look at me like WTF?? because they don’t know where to take the joke next? Is that it?
See? What did I say??? “Good” stupid!
To get to the orange jews?
Rosetta = colon cowboy
Good knock knock joke.
Go.
knock knock
who’s there?
Why did the chicken cross the toad?
Because the chicken was a back-stabbing fucker.
DAMMIT PJM!!!! YOU GO AWAY NOW!!!
I just made that up.
You said knock,knock WTF??
really? I’m stunned. It was brilliant
That was actually good rosetta
It was Rosetta’s turn!!!
FINE!!
You two are both EST. Why are you still up?
Too much coke off dead hooker’s asses?
why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
the hooker was alive rosetta
sober. alone. looking for friends. so lonely. be my friend?
oh.
yeah.
mine was alive too. And really good-looking too. Really
*knock* *knock*
who’s there?
Chris Hansen
*knock* *knock*
who’s there?
Chris Hansen
Oh, shit
Ok, I”m going to bed now, night boys!
Chris Hansen
Oh shit! I was just here to talk.
night.
I’m a little disappointed I missed mesa, but what are you gonna do? A gal can only hold on so long
Someone call Nice Deb and PB so we can have a Hostages planning meeting.
yeah this kept me up longer than I planned. Later dude.
you call Patty Ann. I’ve seen how pissed she gets when Pinto calls her
Chris Hansen
Oh shit! I was just here to talk.
*hides duct tape, vibrator, rope, condom and weed behind back*
condom?
pinto called her tonight wiserbud
ok seriously I’m going night night now
I’m up for more funny. How about worst car names.
Ford Staller
Dodge Lemon
condom?
it was rosetta, not me
Chrysler Crapper
Chrysler Chlamydia
Jeep Herpe Sore
Ferrari Testicle Cancer
condom?
Hahaha.
I came here to tell her that this is a bad idea. The condoms…I always have those with me just in case I find an of-age chick that wants some.
Exactly. If you get them young enough, there’s really no reason for the condom, is there?
Hummer VD
The Ford Henry. Thomas. Ouch.
Okay, I’m going to hell now.
Lamborgina
The Ford Fistiva
Buick Towable
Oldsmobile Suicider
Pontiac Brakeless
If you get them young enough, there’s really no reason for the condom, is there?
I actually almost made the exact same joke but I prefer not to spend eternity in hell.
Ford Exploder
Dodge Snail
The Volkswagen Pedophile
The Honda Prison Shower
Pontiac Brakeless
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Subaru Death March
Chevy Nagging Woman
The Mercury Molester
Mercedes Bends
The Ford Rapist
The Honda Period
The Subaru Faggot
Volvo Vulva
The Dodge Douchebag
The Mazda Priest
Dodge Dahmer
Hahaha!!! The Mazda Priest. Hahahaha!!!!!!!
The Ford Tampon
Kia Kucinich Compact
Oldsmobile Obama Hopemobile
The Buick Anal Cyst
The Cadillac Getaway Car
Gremlin
Buick Bloodletting
The Lincoln Impregnator
Aston Fartin
Baab
The Ford Dirty Sanchez
The Fatmobile
Okay, I’m done for tonight, but more tomorrow
damn, I’m crying here, I’m laughing so hard
Ford Failure
Dodge Darkie
Hahahahaha, mrs rosetta just asked me what I was doing. Hahahaha.
My stomach hurts.
GMC STD
Dodge Drunk Guy
“He’s like a giant vampire leprechaun.”
This alone was worth staying up for. Did I miss Mesa??
Where is everybody? I’m so lonelyyyyyyy!
The Kia KIA
Heh
The Nissan Nincompoop
Ford Probe
The Ford Whisperer
Mitsubishi Minimum Wage
sQuba Ted Kennedy
And I did talk to Pinto earlier this evening. He said he’s planning to post or comment Monday or Tuesday from his sooper sekret library computer. He also said he cut off half his fingernail (as in vertically—there was blood. And quick. Lots and lots of blood. And he didn’t want to go to the library until all chance of a blood gusher had passed.)
We talked about his furry friend and his baseball team friend and his gay friend. And Mesa. I think he said *and*.
Well, I guess I’m the thread killer. Unless NiceDeb pops up. It could happen. I’m here.
BM
Y’all took all the good car names.
Well, I guess I’m the thread killer.
What am I? Chopped liver?
Chevrolet Colic
Honda Hump
Chopped Liver? What would that make me? Pate’ Faux Grass??
Rolls Royce Shiznit
Ford Faux Gras
Jaguar Jugular
Ford Fluffer
Mercedes Depends
Porsche Ottoman
Mercedes Depends
Hahahahaha.
Jaguar Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt X600
Porsche Ottoman
Hahaha, I was just read to do a Porsche one. People mispronuncing Porsche always makes me cringe.
I liked the Ford Fluffer one, too.
MrBitchy Midget
My grandmother always called Mitsubishi MrBitchy.
Ford Rustiva
Dodge Kremlin
Range Rover Retard
I have nothing.
And Han Job is a recycle. We do not do recycle on this blog.
I’m tired of waiting for Mesa.
Goodnight, Rosetta.
Range Rover Retard
Hahahaha, Goodnight PB.
Have good dreams.
Lexus Leper
The bumper falls off if you touch it.
Hummer Global Warmth
Oldsmoblie Elderly
The Geo Sissy
Saturn Urnanus
Volkswagen Treehugger
Subaru Slut
Renault Racist
This is more fun with other people.
Mesa, when you get in at 4am, do something funny please.
Dodge Semen
Mitsubishi Ecripse
Toyota Mysterious Lump
The Ford Probe Official Car of the Hale-Bopp Comet.
Mini Pooper
Beamer Steamer
Mazda Pinata
Dodge Pornacopia
Mitsubishi MILF
Toyota Taco Tackle
Jaguar Jelq
Volvo Vendetta
Volvo Vulva
Audi Innie
Nobody loves me….
Your car needs Prozac sohos.
Prius Prozac
Plymouth Voyeur
ford fuckus
Hummer Hummer
Hyundai Hangover
Buick Ballsack
Lincoln Bullet
Saturn STD
Subaru Swinger
Lincon Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!
Scion Scandi
Honda Hobo
Volvo VD
Nissan nine inch
Packard
What? Packard doesn’t need any other words with it.
Neither does Jeep wrangler
Oldsmobile Olbermann
Honda Redhead Kid
The Ford Undocumented
Ford Flaccid
ford fuckus
Hahahaha.
Lincoln Premature Ejaculator
Audi A-hole
Dodge Bigot
Chevy Abortion
Cadillac Muthafucka
Ford WickedPinto
Dodge Emasculator Minivan
Lotus Vampire Leprechaun.
For small cars-
Dodge Speck.
Honda Dot. The extra small Honda Micro-Dot.
You morons make me giggle.
Nobody wants to be rear-ended by a Probe.
GMC Ginger
Mazda PMS - a truly bitchin’ ride!
Nissan Cumstain
Kia Secretion
Nobody wants to be rear-ended by a Probe.
Speak for yourself, bitch.
Pymouth Pornacopia
Volkswagon Deadhead
Pontiac Probation
Pymouth Poser
Toyota Targ
Volvo Yuppie Scum
Prius Pinko
Ford Frathole
Mazda Mofo
Plymouth Wiccan
Pontiac Pwn
Lincoln Love Burn
Lexus Lick My Love Pump
Kia Kamasutra
Dodge Desperate
Mercury Mancandy
Saturn Sperm Burp
yes I used urban dictionary
Ford Fat
What are you trying to say? huh?
yes I used urban dictionary
Jokes, like sexual partners, are better appreciated in their quality, not their quantity.
yeah, rosetta all your comments are like a fine wine right?
Isuzu Incontinent
Honda Hermaphrodite
fine whine, you mean.
Barak Hussein Buick
mesa, why are you awake? It’s not even morning in Beijing.
Jokes, like sexual partners, are better appreciated in their quality, not their quantity.
Um, er what I meant to say was, oh like you’ve ever had either?
fine whine, you mean.
Yeah, what mesa said.
It’s dark enough in Detroit.
I took this hot joke to prom across the road but she passed out on the chicken.
Stupid chicken.
The Ford Fudge
Dammit, I was going to say Ford Fudge Packer
I think PA already did the Packer.
Mesa are you still in Detroit or have you moved yet?
Chevy Snowball
Still here, unfortunately.
Do you think you’ll stay in MI or move elsewhere?
Renault ROTFFLMFAO
I’m trying to stay. Not looking very hopeful.
My kids want me to move somewhere with beaches.
What are your top options, mesa?
I’m pretty sure I’m not your kid but I vote for beach as well.
Pretty much anywhere but Michigan.
The IT market is pretty good everywhere else.
I’m glad that you’ve spent the last two months being a derelict. It’s not often that you get that opportunity.
I’m jealous.
Plymouth Wiccan
PJM, I like that one for some reason.
Audi Agnostic
Plymouth Wiccanwagon
Dodge Dildo
Chrysler Cripple
Pontiac Pustule
The Kia Speculum
The Toyota Bowlwinder
The Nissan of Doom
Karman Gaia
okay, that was absolutely my last one. Probably.
Oh that was good pa
Thanks, toots. I’ve been laughing so hard over all these. And the four of us popping in here last night at our official “Waiting For Drunken Mesa” to show up party was funny.
We should have one of those every Saturday night. Like an open thread, only drunk.
Does that mean I have to drink next Saturday?
I stayed in last night and went to bed early.
I’ve been laughing so hard over all these.
I agree! This reminded me of the good old days at AoSHQ, back when the site ran smoothly and the jokes were fast.
I’ve laughed out loud 25 times since this started.
Someone needs to install a forum!
PS. Or I.M.