The devil isn’t always evil

Sometimes he’s just — annoying.

Stacked!!

There is a joke to be made about her being popular with the boys as she gets older but I’m not comfortable making it.

How do you find out that you’re good at stacking cups?
Obligatory cuss word for Cuss-o-Meter ranking:  Fuck.

New NYC Governor Cleans Out Closet, Burns It To Ground

Obligatory cuss word for Cuss-o-Meter ranking:  Shit.

Ain’t Rosetta’s mom teh COOLEST??!?!?

Seriously, no freaking out or anything. Gotta give the ol’ lady credit. I know the one time I caught Rosetta beating off, it was truly disturbing. So much so, that I had to close the drapes.
Posted at the lovely PajamaMomma’s personal blog.  Ya know, the place where she posts all that high-class [...]

Futureworld

I’m impressed.
“The newest video of Boston Dynamics’ BigDog (released in March 2008). The new version of this hydraulic quadruped robot can carry up to 340lb load and recovers its balance even after sliding on ice and snow.”

Looks like John Connor’s going to have to come back to the future again to terminate these, or Return [...]

If WickedPinto Was an M&M

I chose WP because I’m currently mad at him.

Rosetta, I Know What You Did Last Summer

DoublePlusUndead
best camp ever? It’ll cost you $4,400, and no, it isn’t Space Camp, its Porn Camp.

Tramp PJmomma stamps only 50 cents

At a Toys R Us near you.

My Favorite Weeble


Big Boob Friday

Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Here’s a coffin for women with big boobs:
 

A couple of days ago the topic of mash-ups came up.  For those like cranky that grew up in the 19th century and don’t know what a mash-up is, it’s a song that layers the lyrics from song A over the music from song [...]

If The Hostages Put On A Fashion Show

Walks like a duck. Talks like a duck. BrewFans like a duck…

Pied Piper Duck Show
Behatted ducks in pink, green and yellow outfits waddled down the catwalk in the Pied Piper Duck Show at one of Australia’s most famous annual country festivals.

I’m Telling You Right Off The Bat It’s Old, So Don’t Bust My Chops, OK? It’s Freaking Old!

It just makes me giggle everytime I see it.

Jaggoff Jacks Jizz All Over Seatmate’s Hair

This can only be described as a perfect trifecta of public masturbater stories; all appearing in the news in the past couple of weeks.
First there was the Target Practice story that Ace covered.
Then there was the Lawyer making “masturbatory gestures” to the judge story, seen at Aces sidebar.
I emailed Ace this story, too…..but maybe [...]

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

HA!!  Your ONION for the week:
CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change.
“The time for change is now,” said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change.  “The need for [...]

R.I.P. Old School Music Industry. Or Burn In Hell.

I’m a music freak and I know that some of you are as well.  I started buying 45’s with my allowance when I was little and then record albums as I got older.  This is the first 45 that I bought at TG&Y.  The non-live version was disabled by some collective of douche-bags:

In high school, CD’s [...]

Rosetta makes it onto the news


Neato


Where do those smelly war protestors go when they’re not war protesting?

Why, they’re contributing to society with great performances like this, that’s where.
It’s art.

Smelly Rosetta will probably like this.

Canadians Setting A Good Example

Slide Show Images
 
The Sun (UK) reports:

From the air base in Trenton, Ontario, the funeral cortege passes along motorways lined with scores of people holding Canadian flags, some with a hand on their heart, carrying banners emblazoned with the words “we support our troops.”
All 50 of the motorway bridges on the journey [...]

Rosetta loves him some strippers!!

According to this comment on a previous thread:
Me and some of my buddies went to the strip clubs last night and this fat stripper stole money from me.
and, considering the majority of the BBF gals he has blessed us with, I think we can all safely assume that our dear friend and resident hermaphrodite, Rosetta, [...]

Ken leee tulibu dibu doucho!


The Taxman Sucketh

I just spent the entire day getting my shit together for taxes.  I have a CPA actually do the returns in an effort to stay out of prison but I hate the task of getting everything together, sorted out and added up.  I FUCKING HATE IT, MAN!!!!
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Here is a short list of things I would rather do than [...]

Six Packs For Soldiers

So I go to DoublePlusUndead to check out the Moronosphere™. Lots of interesting links there today. One of them is The Sniper (will be going back there). On the Sniper’s blog, there’s a link to Six Packs For Soldiers If you take a picture of someone enjoying a libation and post it there, a [...]

Who do you send when it’s too dangerous for the president?

Stolen without the slightest bit of shame from Perfunction.

Wiserbud and mesablue Busted!!! Wiserbud To Be Tried.

One of two 93-Year-Olds Charged In Manatee County Sex Sting
MANATEE COUNTY - Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.
In the case of Frank Milio, a.k.a. wiserbud, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.
Milio, according to police records, [...]