The 134 Pound Hamburger

Can you imagine going on the Warrior Diet and losing 134 pounds? Here is a burger so you can visualize how much you would lose. Like losing a butt, I think. Right PJM?

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Wait. What?

You can get the 134 pound burger (world’s largest) at Mallie’s Sports Bar right here in the greater Detroit Metro area.

No, I haven’t been there. It’s Downriver where the scary people live.

9 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on February 29, 2008 1:45 pm

    134lbs?

    Like a grain of sand on the beach.

  2. Comment by wiserbud on February 29, 2008 1:45 pm

    134lbs?

    Like a drop in the ocean.

  3. Comment by pajama momma on February 29, 2008 1:45 pm

    134 lbs?

    One star in the sky.

  4. Comment by wiserbud on February 29, 2008 1:46 pm

    134lbs?

    like a single match against the sun.

  5. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on February 29, 2008 1:59 pm

    The Rocket up in Pontiac used to make ones slighly smaller than that one.

  6. Comment by Robert on February 29, 2008 2:04 pm

    How in the hell do you cook that thing?

  7. Comment by PattyAnn on February 29, 2008 3:49 pm

    That one is a biggun.

  8. Comment by bmac on February 29, 2008 3:55 pm

    Directly followed by the 130 lb shit.

  9. Comment by doubleplusundead on February 29, 2008 5:51 pm

    Robert, I saw a jumbo burger of similar size get cooked on TV, they have to bake it in an oven order to cook it through, then they probably throw the thing on a flat top to give it texture and move it with a paddle like what you use to get a pizza out of the oven.

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