The 134 Pound Hamburger
Can you imagine going on the Warrior Diet and losing 134 pounds? Here is a burger so you can visualize how much you would lose. Like losing a butt, I think. Right PJM?
Wait. What?
You can get the 134 pound burger (world’s largest) at Mallie’s Sports Bar right here in the greater Detroit Metro area.
No, I haven’t been there. It’s Downriver where the scary people live.
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134lbs?
Like a grain of sand on the beach.
134lbs?
Like a drop in the ocean.
134 lbs?
One star in the sky.
134lbs?
like a single match against the sun.
The Rocket up in Pontiac used to make ones slighly smaller than that one.
How in the hell do you cook that thing?
That one is a biggun.
Directly followed by the 130 lb shit.
Robert, I saw a jumbo burger of similar size get cooked on TV, they have to bake it in an oven order to cook it through, then they probably throw the thing on a flat top to give it texture and move it with a paddle like what you use to get a pizza out of the oven.