Crispy Frickin’ Chicken
Self-described street preacher, Michael Sucec is not amused by the billboard advertising “Crispy Frickin’ Chicken” for a company called Sheetz Made To Order.
I think it’s better than calling it a “Sheetz Sandwich”, but that’s just me.
“It really is profanity!,” Sucec said, clutching his well worn bible. “The word ‘frickin’ is a euphemism for fornication.“
Michael and his wife, Shari have caused a bit of a stir in Derry Township, PA to have the billboard removed.
The couple received a letter from Louie Sheetz, executive vice president of marketing for the fast-food chain. In the letter, Sucec said, Sheetz wrote that the use of the commonly used word was intended as a humorous twist to attract customers.
“We don’t feel or believe that that’s humorous whatsoever,” Sucec told the paper. “I ask you folks this evening: Do you believe this is humorous?”
Not as humorous as a “Sheetz Sandwich”, I guess.
But, if “Crispy Frickin’ Chicken” is a great marketing ploy, what else could we look forward to in the near future? Here are some ideas:
Bitchin’ Burgers Mutha Effin’ Muffins
You guys can probably do better.
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Suckme Sorbet
Fellatio Flambe
Eat Me Meals
Yeesh PJ, we don’t want Sucec to have a stroke.
Shit kickin’ shortcake.
Bullchit cheetos.
Sheetz has some of the best food you’ll ever get at a gas station(which isn’t really saying much), but their gas is crap and can wreak havoc on some engines. They call bagels schmagels and muffins schmuffins.
Mighty Meat Meals
Chunky Creamy Chowder
Tasty Tuna Tacos
Sucec - c + t =
Quarter pounder with sneeze
I was waiting for someone to make a joke out of his name.
Strumpet’s crumpets - best on the street.
*blushes*
I’ll admit it, mine were a little, uh………naughty
McRibbedforherpleasure
Quarter pounder with sneeze
Hahahahaha!!
McRibbedforherpleasure
Is there a discount Wednesday? If there is I’ll take 10 please.
You people have nasty, filthy, FILTHY minds!
You people have nasty, filthy, FILTHY minds!
pajama momma is pretty bad, I agree Nice Deb.
Quarter Poundher.
I’m a good girl I am.
Filet O’ Fist
You people have nasty, filthy, FILTHY minds!
You say that like it is a problem.
Filet O’ Fist.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!
Damn Cuffy, that’s outstanding.
I thought McRibbedforherpleasure was better!
I was trying to work up something earlier for Filet O’ Fish and I came up with Filet O’ Bitch was is lame.
Filet O’ Fist is beautiful in its simplicity; a work of art.
Filet O’ Fist
Oh, that’s a winner.
2 tmz a winnr.
MILF-SHAKE
Oh a late entry, but a really good comment.
Let’s see if the judges will allow this entry. Judges?
no
lame
I’d buy a MILF-SHAKE.
Depends on the flavor, though.
yeah, I would hate a strawberry MILF-SHAKE.
Although a cherry one sounds like it would be good.
Okay, I reverse my ruling. We’ll allow MILF-SHAKE
I’d buy a MILF-SHAKE.
I can’t believe you’re admitting you actually pay for it. You’re a good looking enough man, surely you don’t have to pay.
surely you don’t have to pay.
We all pay for it, baby. One way or another, we all pay for it…….
Some should pay more than others.