White Men Grill Woman, Black Man
Big Democrat debate tonight. Unless Hillary “Dennis” Rodham Clinton brings out the long knives and scores some kills on Obama, she’s probably Texas toast.
As I think that the good guys would have any easier time beating Hillary in the general, I hope she can bring the thunder and win this debate. If it’s a decisive win, maybe she can parlay that into a win in either Texas or Ohio next Tuesday.
That could in turn lead to a brokered Democrat convention which would be manna from Heaven for us.
If Obama wins, we face the biggest untouchable since Elliot Ness so I’m hoping that Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriend’s wife wins.
I’m also having a few beers tonight so this could turn into a spontaneous live-blog.
If anyone wants to join in, feel free. Mesablue, your presence is especially requested as this is always better when you live blog a random TV show on the same thread.
Go Hillary!!11
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GUMP!
Ok I’ll be here, but I”m going to the gym first.
Phat is in, but I will be exiled to the basement (kids and spouse watching American Idol upstairs).
Normally that would be OK, but the only TV in the basement is my 110″ HD projector. I really don’t think I can handle Hillary in HD without SERIOUS pre-drinking.
You have been warned.
i will also probably have to sleep down there, given Mrs. Phat’s feelings about inebriation.
All for a good cause?
Is it just me, or is the title of this post a riff on an old INXS song?
“Dream a white girl, dream a black man–white woman, black man.”
Back to the pre-drinking.
HAHAHAHA!!! Phat, you’ve just described my household, minus the kids. And yes, I’m sure there will be many people that will benefit from our analysis of the debate; a great cause.
And I’m of the opinion that the more booze, the better the political insight and stupid funny.
pajama momma, they sell cheeseburgers at the gym?
Is it just me, or is the title of this post a riff on an old INXS song?
Ha. Coincidence. I was referring to Russert and Williams moderating the debate which is very racist / sexist / homophobic / causing global warming / killing the snail darter / hating on the undocumented that are doing jobs I won’t do.
It would be hilarious if, during the debate tonight when Obama is carrying on, Hillary pretended to faint.
It would also be hilarious if, after Hillary pretended to faint, Obama started to cry.
Where’s wiserbud? I need a beer.
Hillary looks drunk. That could be good.
Well, I don’t see mesa around, so while I won’t comment on a random tv show, I’ll comment on random (and good) blogs that I’m visiting tonight.
Here’s the first one:
http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/
Hey…during these debates, what the helll are the candidates writing all the time? I think it’s all bullshit.
Like they’re writing down some brilliant retort. I would draw a stick figure of my opponent having sex with a farm animal and then surreptitiously slide it in front of them.
This is the 20th!!!! Democrat debate!!!!
Holy crap. Shut up already.
PB, stay around here and make stupid with me. The more obscene the better!
Who was that eunuch standing behond Hillary when she did that “shame on you, Barak Obama” screech?
He looked like a total pussy.
Where’s wiserbud? I need a beer.
I stalked him as I’m wont to do and found out he’s out of town, at the moment. Something about doing the torch run for the Special Olympics in Boise.
Hillary’s hair looks bad tonight. She really needs to learn to keep her head in the car when the window is rolled down. If she needs to pant, use the air vent.
Hahahahaha. I’m suprised he qualified for the the torch run. I hope he remembers his fireproof helmet.
Hahahaha. pajama momma, you’re being funny tonight. That reminded me of a Deep Thought by Jack Handy.
When we would go for a drive in the family car, I used to love to stick my head out the window, until one time we passed an oncoming car and my head knocked off a dog’s head.
Tim and Brian aren’t even asking a question. They’re letting Hillary and Obama argue the entire time.
GAY!!
Muther effer, I lost my electricity. I can’t see the debate till the satellite resets itself.
The early questions are definitely going against Hillary.
Ooooo….she’s whining about getting the first question all the time. Should we get Obama a “pillow”. I’m sure that’s a racist code word but I don’t know for what.
Is she saying black people are lazy?!?! RACIST!!!
Turn off some of your sex toys. That will probably help get the electricity back on.
Obama didn’t even acknowledge the pillow whine. Good move by him.
Shit. If he’s going to win, I hope he at least makes her freak out and lose her cool.
Turn off some of your sex toys. That will probably help get the electricity back on.
Good idea. I switch to the battery operated ones.
Hahaha. Gas-powered generator.
Are you having beers pajama momma? Or wine?
*sigh* Stone cold sober. I decided to quit drinking to accelerate my weight loss. (I have a support buddy now, I love the word buddy)
I think Obama is going to say “I agree with Hillary on this” a lot.
Then it appears to be a choice, not between policy differences, but between HOPE and a mean-ass mofo.
I decided to quit drinking to accelerate my weight loss.
Well you’re being funny sober. It sucks that you can’t have a beer or a glass of wine though.
I’ll drink one for you.
Hillary has her hand on her chin. I think she’s using her thinking face tonight.
OH NO SHE DIN’T! She said she thought Al Gore was going to be president.
I’ll drink one for you.
Vodka cranberry please.
Green collar jobs. Give me a fucking break.
The whole idea behind that pisses me off.
Idiots.
I don’t have any cranberry so it will have to be vodka orange jews.
Green collar jobs? Is that where you recycle your employees?
I don’t have any cranberry so it will have to be vodka orange jews.
No pinko commie grapefruit huh? Orange jews will work then.
Al Qaeda is as strong as any time since 2001, Obama?
Really?
Please back that shit up, bitch. Is that like our soldiers stealing arms from the Taliban because that’s easier than getting them from our own military?
Let’s see your proof for either of those claims.
So far Hillary hasn’t done the job. Stupid woman.
Would one of the honkeys ask this question:
Is it not a benefit to this country that, in the volatile part of the world that engendered the midset that led to 9-11, that we have freed 25 million people from a brutal dictator?
Ask that question you IDIOTS!!!
Does Hillary look cro magnon tonight or is it just me?
I was thinking the same thing. Age is a bitch and she looks like she hasn’t slept in a week.
It’s going to be the same thing with McCain. Obama looks youthful and there is no doubt that works to his advantage whether it should or not.
Obama stood up right at the commercal break. Maybe he has to take a crap. Man, how much would that suck. Hahahaha.
We’re coming up on the end of the first hour of the debate. Hillary hasn’t done what she needs to do.
She might be incapable since you can’t really argue against someone with the cult of personality.
Uh oh….here’s come the Hillary mocking screech.
Man, Obama is smooth and Hillary cackled in response.
*shudder*
Palate cleanser -
“I aim high and shoot for higher…college is a big waste of time and I just bang bitches and drink”
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/02/he-just-bangs-bitches-and-drinks.html
Oh Obama spun her speech and said it was humorous. He’s good.
I wonder if they’ll show that Obama supporter that was on Chris Matthews’ show that couldn’t name one accomplishment of Obama.
“I aim high and shoot for higher…college is a big waste of time and I just bang bitches and drink”
Is his name wickedpinto?
Is the snowman from youtube going to ask a question tonight?
Is the snowman from youtube going to ask a question tonight?
*rosetta shakes magic 8 ball*
pjm -
Just remember: “I don’t chase girls I replace em….yes reread…I don’t chase girls I replace em…reread”
Snowman reminds me of Smokey and The Bandit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRwQjTYfGI
I love Fred the dog.
I have a sinking feeling that we are watching prologue to the McCain-Obama debate.
I fucking hate when Hillary smiles that shit-eating grin when she gets a tough question.
Here’s a question I don’t know the answer to. Obama’s middle name is Hussein. Was that a family name? What was the genesis of his middle name?
Just curious.
Just remember: “I don’t chase girls I replace em….yes reread…I don’t chase girls I replace em…reread”
Was that your New Year’s resolution Steve? How’s that working for you?
rosetta, next time please ask me to stick around and not leave BEFORE I go to cook and eat dinner, k?
PJM, please rethink the drinking. Rosie’s quit drinking to lose weight and I don’t wanna think of her when I think of you. k?
I did not quit drinking to lose weight!
not you, rosetta–the bad rosie.
He just has a naturally slim figure.
Regarding the Farrakhan question, I would have asked this of each of the candidates:
Would you rather take a bath with Louis Farrakhan or Jackie Mason?
That would be a good question.
PJM, please rethink the drinking. Rosie’s quit drinking to lose weight and I don’t wanna think of her when I think of you.
Do we look similar?
*comtemplates slitting wrists.*
Italics tard!!!
He just has a naturally slim figure.
It’s not nice to mock the fat kid.
Italics tard!!!/i>
Yeah my sister must be rubbing off on me.
Another good question:
Who would you rather have a beer with, Putin or Ahmadinnerjacket?
That’s easy Pez. Cherry flavored Pez
Hillary: “Medevdeda…whatever”
If that was Bush there would be cackles.
Another good question:
What flavor of Pez would you eat out of your opponent’s mouth?
Obama is left-handed. That’s not a good sign.
Oh she’s taking back her Iraq vote.
What flavor of Pez would you eat out of your opponent’s mouth?
Can I pick my opponent?
“Obama is left-handed.”
Sinister
Hillary’s hair person should be fired. Seriously.
Hillary is getting her ass kicked tonight. DAMMIT!!!123!!!!
Well….here we go….McCain v. Obama.
Hillary, we hardly knew ye:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwnqqj5Q1BU
“Hillary’s hair person should be fired.”
Why is wiser always missing during these debates??
Hillary’s
hairhelmet person should be fired. Seriously.Fixed that for you.
Why is wiser always missing during these debates??
Are you suggesting that wiserbud is really Hillary??!!!?
Hmmmmm…..
naw, we think he’s the hairdresser
or her stylist
Wiserbud could be Obama though.
Or Big Gay Al.
The only thing I can think is that either Hillary is done and knows it or between now and Tuesday she is going to unleash holy mud-slinging hell to try to win by scorched earth.
Damn.
I never thought I would hope she would win but I did tonight.
I never thought I would hope she would win but I did tonight.
Why?
Because I think we have a better chance of beating her than we do Obama. Plus I want them to go to their convention with no clear nominee.
OIC
What do you think about this pajama momma?
The debate and what happens from here?
For the Democrats or for us?
As for me, I’m just going to hold my nose and vote for McCain.
I don’t see the Super Delegates handing it over to Hillary. Can you imagine the rioting that would happen?
Obama’s it.
i think they’ll go to a brokered convention and select al gore with m. moore as his running mate. Oh and g. clooney will be secretary of intelligence. And s, penn will be secretary of defiance.
i have to dtop drinking amd go to bed now
night
Rosetta are you passed out or are you refilling your drink……….again?
Hahahaha. I like when PB is fake drunk.
As sad as it is, I don’t have confidence that McCain’s substance, as lacking as it is in conservative principles, will trump the emotional, irrational gay-love that political ignoramuses have of the random notion of “Hope” that Obama espouses.
And that sucks.
Rosetta are you passed out or are you refilling your drink……….again?
I had to look up how to spell “ignoramuses”.
Hahahaha. I like when PB is fake drunk.
LMAO! How did you know that? I actually had to IM her and ask her if she was really drinking and she said no.
I asked her that before and she said she doesn’t drink anymore.
She only smokes the rock.
I had to look up how to spell “ignoramuses”.
Well at least you didn’t have to look up HOPE. I’d like to look it up because even after tonight’s debate I still do not know what it means.
Hope means fantasy as is in, “I hope that I win the lottery tomorrow even though I didn’t buy a ticket.”
I HOPE SO MUCH THAT I WIN!!!
I always think to myself, “I HOPE I don’t stub my monkey toe when I climb over this baby gate again. Because if I do, I might actually go postal this time and kill someone.”
My favorite talking head ever in Pat Buchanan. He’s a stud.
Did you know he’s Catholic, but his sister is LDS?
Too bad you don’t have a Morton Toe because if you did, you could stand on that and be 10 feet tall and just step over the baby gate.
Well what a coincidence! I do happen to have a Morton’s Toe, but it’s only good for peeling bananas, serving beers, lighting cigarettes and dealing card games.
I did know he’s Catholic from his biography. It’s excellent. And damn funny,
I did not know that Bay was Mormon.
I don’t even know what a Morton’s Toe is. Is that where all your toes are connected like a web?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Jim Webb.
I have one Morton’s toe and one Brazil nut.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
From where?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
From where?
Why you gotta be all technical.
I have one Morton’s toe and one Brazil nut.
Are you voting for Obama?
Racist!
How was your workout / cheeseburger & fries?
Racist!
Why?!? I don’t even know what we’re talking about.
Who do you think would win in a fight, Obama or McCain?
I wonder if McCain knew that Obama had information on a terrorist attack that would kill 1,000 people if McCain would waterboard his ass.
How was your workout / cheeseburger & fries?
They don’t serve you food there silly, but they have these really cool trays on the treadmills so you have a place to put the food you bring in.
Did you put gravy in the tray?
I meant organic raw gravy.
<iI wonder if McCain knew that Obama had information on a terrorist attack that would kill 1,000 people if McCain would waterboard his ass.
No, because he cares what East Timor thinks about us.
I think McCain would kick Obama’s booty. Obama is a serious chain smoker and would get too winded. In fact, he doesn’t even look black, he has this yellowish tinge. He just looks unhealthy.
Is he really a smoker? I didn’t know that.
Or are you making that up?
Why can I not do italics tonight?
Of course I had gravy and then I had to have biscuits to sop it up. Can’t leave it messy that would be rude.
Your sister may have put an italics hex on you.
I’m about ready to hit the sack.
Are you going to continue to be funny tomorrow?
There was some article about the fact that he’s a big chain smoker and he would get grouchy during his campaign stops because he couldn’t have a cig and would be jonesing for them.
This/a> article says he hardly smokes at all and in fact is trying to quit. I haven’t heard anything about it since.
OH MY HELL!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!?!
One last question:
Would you, pajama momma, rather take a bath with Hillary or Obama? Or Jim Webb?
Yeah I’m going to bed too. Night!
I”m gonna sleep on that question rosetta. I’ll get back to you.
Maybe you should start drinking again.
You’re not the boss!
I’ll take it that means you would prefer to take a bath with all three at the same time.
Gross.
Have good dreams, PJM.
You’re not the boss!
Check the Hostages org chart.
Uh…LAST!!
LASTEST
Comment by pajama momma on February 26, 2008 10:22 pm
Italics tard!!!/i>
Yeah my sister must be rubbing me.
Seriously.
OMG!!! Did I say that? I”m tired. that’s what it is.
LASTESTER.
I changed your comment for my own amusement. You did not say that your sister must be rubbing on you.
Also, last.
rosetta! I”m going to kick you with my brazil nut.
LASTESTERAST! Take that NiceDeb!
Yeah Nice Deb!!
I concede last to Nice Deb because I miss her here.
You’re such a suck up rosetta!
Dang!
I missed this, I love Rosetta’s live debate blogging!
Obama is a smoker, the only positive thing about him.
I’ll have to catch the next one, but it looks like mesa didn’t live blog Nip/Tuck on this thread.
I missed this, I love Rosetta’s live debate blogging!
You mean people actually pay attention to them?
pajama momma, your sandwich is ready.
http://www.competitiveeaters.com/images/091_91.JPG
Oh look who decided tofinally roll out of bed.
Who? Bmac?
I’ve been up since 6am, slackass.
Yeah? Well I’ve been up since 5:59am my time. So neener.
You win a cookie.
Can it be bigger than the cheeseburger?
No.
lame
Ladies and gentlemen, George Burns and Gracie Allen.
Oh how nice of you to join us wiserbud.
I missed this, I love Rosetta’s live debate blogging!
Thanks bmac!! I’m glad you’re back and I hope things are looking up. The next time I feel like doing the beer-debate-live-blog I’ll see if you’re interested in playing.
Thanks Rosetta, and count me in.
Give me a heads up so I can stock up on Nite Train and Spam.
Done!
Delicious night train.
Huh, so that’s how you get the hair off a pig.