Can you imagine going on the Warrior Diet and losing 134 pounds? Here is a burger so you can visualize how much you would lose. Like losing a butt, I think. Right PJM?
Wait. What?
You can get the 134 pound burger (world’s largest) at Mallie’s Sports Bar right here in the greater Detroit Metro area.
No, I [...]
I would like to apologize to everyone for my absence last Friday. Also, thanks to wiserbud for filling in and burying the BBF bar 1,478.13 miles beneath the surface of the earth.
Now, nothing, not even my picture of a nude Kerry Marie covered with bug bites sitting on the toilet eating a box of fudgesicles in [...]
Can you imagine going on the Warrior Diet and losing 15 pounds? Here is a burger so you can visualize how much you would lose. Like losing a butt, I think. Right PJM?
I remember my Aunts playing the Dave Clark Five LPs back when Lennon famously said the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. After my grandfather, the Baptist Preacher, banned all things Beatles, DCF was allowed to stay in his home, and that was saying something since even their music was considered *dance music* and everybody [...]
Self-described street preacher, Michael Sucec is not amused by the billboard advertising “Crispy Frickin’ Chicken” for a company called Sheetz Made To Order.
I think it’s better than calling it a “Sheetz Sandwich”, but that’s just me.
“It really is profanity!,” Sucec said, clutching his well worn bible. “The word ‘frickin’ is a euphemism for [...]
Weirdos.
Brand-new Japanese parents receiving a gift are then customarily obligated to give a lesser one in return.
The Yoshimiya rice shop in Fukuoka recently created the ideal return gift: small bags of rice of the exact weight of the newborn, printed with its face and name, so that original gift-givers (relatives, friends) can experience cuddling “the baby.”
Then, [...]
I know from first hand college experience that an egg will explode in a microwave and a grape will catch on fire.
Furby?
In a related story, soap:
I don’t know why the soap does that but it’s pretty cool.
H/T to Suicide Bots for the Furby Abuse.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
MOMinuteman linked to this youtube video in the Purple Avenger thread about “Those Annoying Assholes”, telemarketers at AOSHQ:
If this doesn’t make you smile, there’s something seriously wrong with you. Oh yeah and it’s brand spanking new!!OnebyU2!!
I was about to give up on The Count ever posting again. Glad I didn’t. Here is Geraldo’s book cover, followed by Count’s rebuttal book cover.
H/T The Count
Big Democrat debate tonight. Unless Hillary “Dennis” Rodham Clinton brings out the long knives and scores some kills on Obama, she’s probably Texas toast.
As I think that the good guys would have any easier time beating Hillary in the general, I hope she can bring the thunder and win this debate. If it’s a decisive win, [...]
The old best way to decide who becomes the Democrat nominee? Debates, primaries and caucuses with a number of assigned regular delegates and party-leader superdelegates.
The new best way to decide who becomes the Democrat nominee? Fucking knife fight.
Meet Jose Antonio Ortiz.
The Pennsylvania man allegedly stabbed his brother-in-law in the stomach after the pair quarreled about their [...]
This happened in Florida, of course, where 3/4 of the news of the weird stories come from.
How would you like to see this wandering around your back yard, butt naked?:
A Manatee County family got a big surprise when they spotted a naked man wandering through their backyard on Saturday night, deputies say.
The Manatee County [...]
Since no one wanted to play Name That Author, I thought I should try beauty for my next post.
She’s almost 2.
I apologize for not having anything worthy to post lately. This isn’t it, either, I’m afraid, but I’m tired of Big Boob Friday-Wiserbud Style.
I was reading some interviews of one of my favorite authors this morning. I’ve been reading his books about 30 years. I started reading his books after I read some short stories [...]
Welcome to the first “BBF - Wiserbud edition.” That’s right, for reasons known only to him, Rosetta has decided to allow me, your best buddy wiserbud, the opportunity to show the world what a BBF post truly can be, with the application of wit and charm, and just a smidge more creativity and effort, than [...]
This took a lot of thought, time, planning and commitment. And booze.
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.Also, the worst haircut of all time:
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Bald is king.
Is that some sort of rodent?
Or at least set this stuff to music.
This is still funny, though.
She’s kinda not how I pictured her, ya know?
Very first comment at Youtube says it all:
wat a dumbass
he aint going ot have no kids
Ever.
Re-inventing the wheel.
Much better than the Super Bowl cave man commercial.
My general rule is that I don’t make fun of people’s physical appearance except in two circumstances: they’re my friends or they’re arrogant douche-bag members of the opposing team. This falls under the latter.
Either Jonathan Alter used to wear a rug or a UFO landed on his head a few years ago and left nothing [...]
