Rosetta live blogs the New Year
I hope this turns our better than his debate live blogs.
Baby got back.
Happy New Year.
Turn out the lights….
I’m officially unemployed. Woo hoo!
Does this mean that I should be afraid of Ace now?
*Oh, and I changed our tagline to become more familiar with certain phrases that I may be repeating over and over in the coming months.
Are These Boobs Real Or Fake? A Test For The Hostages.
This is a very important test for The Hostages, especially those bastards that think they know everything. Besides being an important test, I’m sure it’s fun for you dorkwads. The results really don’t matter because I know you will lie, but you and God will know the real truth!
Cross-Dressing Transgendered Hermaphroditic Bi-Sexual Fish
Or something like that.
Some species of male fish in the Potomac River and its tributaries are developing female sexual traits at a frequency higher than scientists have seen before, raising concerns about pollutants in a waterway that provides drinking water for millions of people.
Something about the fact that this is occuring near D.C. lessens my [...]
They Prolly Airbrushed Them OUT In the First Picture
Nipple Alert!!
BBM - Big Boob Monday
New tradition?
PJ Momma bellies up to the dinner table in preparation for her annual New Year’s gorging.
Mesablue 2008
Meanwhile, Knut continues to be embarrassed by his association with the Hostages.
Bastards.
[UPDATE] Wiserbud
Mmmmm…
Hmmm… <——-clicky!
What’s for Dinner?
Seal eats penguin:
Snake eats pig:
BEAR EATS MONKEY1111!111!!:
Heidi Klum eats cheeseburger:
In Keeping With My New Theme “Old”, I’ve Decided To Post This.
The Heathrow Airport prank. It’s still funny.
And I figured I’d throw you a bone with some “New” with the Invisible Mirror Prank.
Missing Person Alert: Where Is Wiserbud?
I thought for sure wiserbud said he was going to be hanging around here this weekend. I’m starting to worry that he’s been abducted or otherwise fallen victim to foul play.
Please print copies of this poster and post around your neighborhood.
MISSING PERSON: WISERBUD
Male, homosexual, approximately 50 years old. Pictured here with mrs. wiserbud.
Please call 888-GER-BILS if you [...]
PJ’s kids are a little weird
But, they’re easy to shop for.
Wiserbud — What I did this weekend
I had to post this for him as he’s still a little groggy.
You talk funny.
His Impression Of Charlie The Unicorn Was Terrible, But Other Than That………
Bonus Friday Feel Good Song
Big Boob Friday
If you’re looking for Christmas gift ideas for next year, here’s a good one: boob scarf.
What’s wrong with the Japanese? And no, they do not make testicle scarves, wiserbud.
After the recent unpleasantness regarding last week’s model, I would like to dedicate this week’s song to sweet Kerry Marie. So grab 25 pieces of Christmas fudge, [...]
pajamamommamobile
You gotta get all that weight moving down the road somehow…
My Unicorn Post Is Old? What? You Think It’s Old? Oh, I’ll Show You Old!
Someone who shall not be named, but who’s initials are Sinistar at DoublePlusUndead has felt it necessary to inform me that my Unicorn post was old. Really? The nerve!
This is old.
This is also old.
This is really freaking old.
It’s ok if you call the Unicorn post the most tortuously dull and boring thing with a terrible [...]
The Hostages Christmas Survey
What was the best gift you received this year?
What was the best gift you gave this year?
Did you give or receive anything funny?
Why didn’t you get me anything you jerk?
Please answer in the comments.
Best received: Mrs. Rosetta gave me a kick ass toggle coat that makes me look like a well-dressed longshoreman and potential serial killer. It’s [...]
Quit Crying. I didn’t force you to watch this amazingly horrendous piece of crap!
H/T my sister Karen
Want to wish Merry Christmas to WickedPinto?
I’m planning to call him later today. If you’d like to send along a greeting, write it in the comments and I’ll read them to him. If he’s sober.
Merry Christmas!!
I hope all of you have a wonderful day with friends and family. I’m lucky to know you all. Even you, wiserbud.
Be safe in your travels back over the river and through the woods.
Ring my bell
Handbell Hero.
Is It Just Me Or Does Kerry Marie Have a 5 o’clock Shadow?
Update [wiserbud]: From Dave in Texas, posted at our higher-class, more refined and much more expensive, but still with the heart-of-gold, sister blog, the Innocent Bystanders
Wow, there’s more finger-pointin going on in here than Kerry Marie in a donut shop.
H/T Dave in Texas
