Troll Contest

Yep. Of course I thought of y’all when I saw it.TROLL CONTEST:  Leave an insulting comment on this post to win.Because there’s no more room on the Olympia calendars. 

26 Comments

  1. Comment by wiserbud on November 20, 2007 9:16 am

    eh, much like sex with women, it’s not quite as much fun when they are asking for it.

  2. Comment by pajama momma on November 20, 2007 4:57 pm

    uh, wiser? Is that what my problem is? Is it the begging?

  3. Comment by mesablue on November 20, 2007 5:57 pm

    I’m making a bacon wrapped turkey — http://moralauthority.wordpress.com/2007/11/20/happy-thanksgivingpeta/

  4. Comment by pajama momma on November 20, 2007 6:43 pm

    That sounds good mesa!
    Speaking of baon wrapped, I went to a house sunday before going to the Charger/Jaguar football game to have bloody mary’s and appetizers and they had bacon wrapped dates.

    That sounds odd, but it was very good.

    Can I just tell you there is nothing more fun than a live football game? The sites, the smells, the $13 margaritas and the way you get the chills when they sing the national anthem. It’s the best.

    And if it’s not a Raider’s game and you don’t have to worry about drive-by shootings, the cameraderie is the best. Everybody is there to have a good time. Even though I was a Chargers fan in a stadium of teal, everyone was awesome.

  5. Comment by Rosetta on November 20, 2007 6:56 pm

    When I was young, my mom used to put bacon on meatloaf.

    It used to really piss him off.

  6. Comment by nicedeb on November 20, 2007 7:10 pm

    My kitchen is still being remodeled, so I get out of having to do any baking, this year.

    We’ll be going to my sisters. I’m bringing a vegetable tray.

  7. Comment by Rosetta on November 20, 2007 7:13 pm

    What’s Porn Deb bringing?

  8. Comment by geoff on November 20, 2007 8:14 pm

    Can I just tell you there is nothing more fun than a live football game?

    I like the Air Force Academy games. Good old fashioned tailgating (long since banned in California), the pre-game flyover by 4 - 5 fighters, the cadets doing pushups whenever they score - just good clean fun.

  9. Comment by forged rite on November 20, 2007 8:54 pm

    Mashed potatoes were my job a few years back, but apparently i’m the only one who thinks the potatoes are just a convenient way to deliver massive amounts of bacon bits to your fork. I’ve been relegated to rolls ever since.

  10. Comment by nicedeb on November 20, 2007 9:08 pm

    Dude!

  11. Comment by PattyAnn on November 20, 2007 10:05 pm

    Haha. We’re having the full spread here. Turkey, oyster dressing, niblet gravy (oops–giblet), ham, deviled eggs and too much to list.
    Y’all come.

  12. Comment by cranky on November 21, 2007 11:59 am

    Way to bring the insults, you morons!

  13. Comment by TheEJS on November 21, 2007 1:31 pm

    “I like the Air Force Academy games.”

    I’ve just lost all frakking respect I had left for this blog (albeit it was around the respect level I had for green puss flowing out a cockroaches cock). As I may or may not have alliegence to the one true path to officership, ROTC, I demand sir that you take that comment back… then kill yourself. Try cyanide, if that doesn’t work I’m sure you can ask your boyfriend to stuff his big black dick down your throat until suffication. OH WAIT- that won’t work, you’re too good. Go play in traffic.

    *Awesome- able to troll and make a valid point at the same time about the afa!

  14. Comment by geoff on November 21, 2007 2:02 pm

    I’m ROTC myself, so suck it, you sad male-wannabe.

  15. Comment by TheEJS on November 21, 2007 3:21 pm

    “I’m ROTC myself, so suck it, you sad male-wannabe.”

    Rightttttttt. So when are you going to apologize for sucking the academy’s balls?

  16. Comment by nicedeb on November 21, 2007 4:02 pm

    My son’s currently trying to get into the Air Force Academy.

  17. Comment by geoff on November 21, 2007 4:04 pm

    Now you’re just being stupid. And dull. The racist obscenities are all recycled and you’re flailing wildly from a discredited premise which was inanely presumptive in the first place.

    I’ll leave you to your homoerotic envy.

  18. Comment by geoff on November 21, 2007 4:13 pm

    My son’s currently trying to get into the Air Force Academy.

    My wife went - graduated in 1984. If he has any questions she can answer, I’m sure she’d be glad to help. Just shoot me an email.

  19. Comment by TheEJS on November 21, 2007 9:07 pm

    “Now you’re just being stupid.”

    Wow, impressive. If not for the title of the post (troll contest), I think you would have a standing. Apparently your inability to read a title also translates immediately into “racist obsenities”. Do you happen to be liberal? I take that back, it would be an insult for the brav kossack communit.

    Must be french then. Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir, geoff?

    On a serious note, I tell everyone think long and hard about getting into the Academy. The “fishbowl” will give you a unique perspective, a chance to gloat about it, but that’s pretty much it. ROTC gives you enough flexibility to find yourself as a leader and see real-world relationships. As far as physical training, if you desperately want that, VMI (where I did my entire freshman year at), Citadel, or Texas A&M. Serious advantage is that Academy is free (where as I was doing 30-40,000 dollars at VMI, and even with ROTC scholarship, would’ve been seriously in debt).

  20. Comment by geoff on November 22, 2007 11:54 am

    You know what? I misread the post as meaning we should leave troll comments at the link, not here.

    My apologies.

    As far as Academy vs. ROTC, they’re completely different. I visited the Academy and realized immediately that it wasn’t for me. But I have a lot of respect for the Academy experience.

    Of course I had the mildest ROTC experience on the planet: the difference between ROTC at MIT and the Academy might be much larger than for other, more serious, ROTC programs.

  21. Comment by geoff on November 22, 2007 12:06 pm

    My apologies.

    …where by that I mean that I retract everything I said, except for the “homoerotic envy” part.

  22. Comment by PattyAnn on November 22, 2007 6:01 pm

    The Troll Contest was at the link. Geesh…

  23. Comment by geoff on November 22, 2007 8:10 pm

    The Troll Contest was at the link. Geesh

    So now I have to unretract all my comments?

  24. Comment by nicedeb on November 22, 2007 9:28 pm

    Just copy and paste them at the link.

  25. Comment by eddiebear on November 23, 2007 12:11 am

    Geoff:
    ROTC was how my brother got his commission (U of Missouri). He found it to be pretty rough and demanding balancing military and partying. Oh, and academic pursuits as well. Or so he claims.

  26. Comment by Rosetta on November 23, 2007 9:45 am

    Hahahahaha!!

    We’re so dumb we can’t even troll correctly.

    And by “we” I mean “TheEJS”.

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