Something that should have been done 7 years ago, perhaps?
Besides the obvious and obnoxious sexist tone of her comments (for which she will, of course, be given a pass), is she really sure she wants to put the idea of her having to scrub the White House clean in everyone’s head?
Hillary says that, as a woman, she is more qualified to clean up the White House.
Well, if it’s all about experience, she sure has everyone else beat here. I’m sure she worked real hard to get some of the more difficult stains out of the rugs, curtains and chairs in the Oval Office, after her husband was finished.
Plus, is it just me, or is this a really bad pose for Chelsea to be caught in? (Guaranteed she didn’t learn this position from her mom!)
I’d photoshop this for laughs, but really, it’s such low-hanging fruit that it isn’t worth the effort when the jokes sort of make themselves.
Ya know, now that I think about it, it’s CAPTION CONTEST TIME!!!!!
Me first!
Chelsea Clinton attends the first in a series of Democrat Women’s educational conferences, designed to teach women how to get ahead in business.
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Open mouth, insert cigar.
Hillary: That Oxi-Clean really does remove stains.
BUUURRRRRRRP!
“Where’s the records, Hillary! When will you release the records, Hillary?!? When will you apologize for your authorization vote, Hillary? When will you end the war, Hillary?!?”
Boy, she is really pissed at her mom, huh?
While attending Monica Lewinsky’s training session, Chelsea learns how to control her gag reflex
Open mouth, insert cigar.
I don’t think that’s right…
WE LIKE OVERBEARING, BITCH-ON-WHEELS WOMEN AS MOTHERS, YES WE DO!!
WE LIKE OVERBEARING, BITCH-ON-WHEELS WOMEN AS MOTHERS, HOW ‘BOUT YOU??
Chelsea shows how she would handle Stacy Brown.
Her Dad is teaching her the most important role she will have in life!
Give me a T… T! Give me an A … A! Give me an M … M! Give me a P … P! Give me an O … O! Give me an N … N! What’s that spell?
T A M P O N!!!
Plug that hole… Stop That Run! GOOOOOO DEFENSE!
Open mouth, insert cigar.
I don’t think that’s right…
Yeah, Hillary would never let Chelsea smoke a cigar…
“Like this, daddy???”
That was nasty, ND.
I’m ashamed of myself.
LOVE ME DADDY! DADDY, WHY WON’T YOU RETURN MY CALLS??
Well this thread has taken a turn for the worse with Nice Deb’s incest-humor “performance art”.
Well this thread has taken a turn for the worse with Nice Deb’s incest-humor “performance art”.
You notice she doesn’t post any of that warped, disgusting, perverted shit at her “WebBlog Award-nominated” site, doncha? I wonder how all those people who are voting for her site would react if they saw the dark side she displays here?
NiceDeb started with the bottle a little early today, eh?
NiceDeb started with the bottle a little early today, eh?
You’re assuming she stopped at some point……
It is kinda funny that Nice Deb posts her serious political analyses at Nice Deb and her Hostage posts are all kitties and doggies and inappropriate Cheetos sex raunchy incest porn.
I’m glad to know that she holds the Hostages in such high esteem. If it were possible for me to be offended I think I would be offended at that.
Deep Throat: Is it always about politics?
By the way, Rosetta, glad to see you posting today. I was worried that we might have lost you!
Wow.
I know I did bad if I even offended Rosetta.
That chick is hot!
I’m actually glad to see you around here today wiserbud. You’ve had unacceptably light activity over the last week or two.
You better start pulling your own weight or IAGLTBC may revoke your membership.
Nice Deb,
I’ve told you before that you’re incapable of offending me.
And NiceDeb calls me a perv?
You’ve had unacceptably light activity over the last week or two.
Well, I do have a job and shit, so instead of just throwing crap against the blog wall to see what sticks, I prefer to post quality. And quality takes time.
Plus, since you’ve joined the team, you seem to have been doing a great job and I don’t want keep pushing your gems down the page with some weak, half-assed, poorly formed piece of trash.
>>And quality takes time.
Nonsense. 30, 40 seconds tops.
30, 40 seconds tops.
That much?
>>That much?
Hey, I’m a giver.
Nonsense. 30, 40 seconds tops.
And that’s on a good night.
Oof.
That’s harsh, Mrs JackStraw.
I prefer to post quality. And quality takes time.
I think the message here is “do as he says, not as he does.”
I would never insult the quality of another Hostage’s post. Somebody’s gotta keep this place up and running, what with PJ Momma spending so much time on the perpetual Friday Flame thread at Ace’s that she hasn’t found time to come up with anything original for her home here and PA is trying to make a living and ND just tossing up a mercy post every now and again, usually something she would be embarrassed to post on her own high-class, possibly award-winning blog and mesa just dropping in long enough to whine about his pending homelessness and throw off a few half-thought-out semi-insults and ‘Pinto getting all respectable and shit on us and me just hanging around to criticize others’ hard work……
This place needs more hostages.
I wonder if Ace would do a guest post every now and again?
This place needs more hostages.
Or not. I may stage a Musharraf-style military coup here and become the sole blogger.
Then, in addition to Big Boob Friday, readers would be treated to Hot Legs Tuesday, Nice Beaver Wednesday (cute animal pictures), Camel Toe Thursday as well as an ongoing diary of my thoughts, feelings and emotions about global warming.
That would totally get nominated for Best Blog next year.
as well as an ongoing diary of my thoughts, feelings and emotions about global warming.
Don’t forget the recipes. Gotta have recipes.
as well as an ongoing diary of my thoughts, feelings and emotions about
global warming.the proper way to give and receive enemas.Hmmm….Camel Toe AND Delicious Pie Recipe Thursday.
I like it.
as well as an ongoing diary of my thoughts, feelings and emotions about
global warming.the proper way to give and receive enemaswhy pajama momma isn’t still in prison.I got creative sentencing from a local judge.
He says I can stalk and harass rosetta and pay a fine. What a deal.
HAHAHAHA! nice fix rosetta. i see you’ve learned how to use the strike key
as well as an ongoing diary of my thoughts, feelings and emotions about
global warming.the proper way to give and receive enemaswhy pajama momma isn’t still in prison.why I love to cuddle with random old men and monkeys. They need love too!
I have a new Taser that has a 100-foot range so WATCH IT!!!
Taser that has a 100-foot range
100 ft? Well good thing I’m this far away huh?
Meh, I like this version better.
CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS
Hillary declines to speak to issues - or provide real answers to real questions, while opting for PC ones - even if she has to script them herself. Of which she says, “It’s news to me.” How else could the Clinton staged media report Hillary’s remarkable comeback, “you know,” after the Illegal Alien Driver’s License (gotcha) gaffe?
Like a good many Americans, I don’t want that duo back in the White House. What is past is prologue. But what about the incidence of Al Qaeda flight students, trained at the University of Bill Clinton? It’s an honest question: http://theseedsof9-11.com
Hillary Clinton: Positively Pandering, Definitely Duplicitous, Ultimately Unelectable; And, So Much Dirtier Than You Might Imagine.