CAUGHT ON TAPE!!! Ace Becomes a Man
This post is in extremely bad taste, even for me. But for some reason this is cracking me up. Probably because I’m very mature and this is high-brow humor.
If you recall, Ace, in his only televised appearance on Fox News last year, resembled a conservative, hobo-hating, disturbingly funny ewok. He has tacitly acknowledged this resemblance.
FYI, red pandas look a LOT like ewoks.
I’ll just go head and apologize for anyone’s delicate sensibilities that I’ve offended.
Also, I hope I don’t get banned for mocking the Blogfather.
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Also, apparently Ace is a chubby chaser.
NTTAWWT.
I like how you always comment on your own posts.
I just emailed this to Ace, he’s busy in Cali so you probably won’t get banned until Tuesday.
That gives me a few days to hide rotting broccoli at AoSHQ so the place totally reeks a few weeks after I’m gone.
And who knew that ewoks like it doggy style.
You sure were breathing heavily while filming that, Rosetta.
It was cold with no pants on.
Red panda muff is toasty warm.
Muffy Ceigs
Personally, I’m big on donkey porn. But that’s just me.
It doesn’t look like he’s doing it right.
And what exactly is “right” for an ewok, lauraw?
It doesn’t look like he’s doing it right.
Hahahaha! I thought the same thing. He doesn’t appear to be very good. Maybe it was his first time.
Is anyone else having trouble commenting at Aces? Can’t seem to get on comments thingy today.
It needs porn music.
Bowm-Chicka-Bowwowm…..
bmac,
AoSHQ was a POS yesterday. I know next to nothing about “servers” and “web hosting” and all that crap but I do know that of all the political sites that I visit, Ace’s is the only one that has the problems he has.
It is VERY irritating. It takes forever for the site to load and even on its best day, the odds of your comment posting is 50/50.
Frankly it pisses me off. He has to know all this and it’s not like he’s some start-up online diary for a 16 year old and her BFF. He’s supposed to be one of the best conservative blogs out there for God’s sake. FIX THE FUCKING SITE ALREADY DAMMIT!!!!
Ok. I feel better.
Also, good call on the porn music. Wiserbud is the only one I know that has those skills however.
The AoS problems are a pain in the ass. The recent comments thingy not working took away half the fun of the place. The recent No Comment Thingy is even worse.
I’m guessing Ace stays with Pixy because he gets huge broadband for next to nothing.
That’s the frustrating thing. You know he knows the site runs like shit but he doesn’t do anything about it.
Have a frigging fund raiser and have everyone chip in if it’s a money issue. I would certainly kick in just to prevent my blood pressure from spiking when a lengthy comment gets dumped.
Maybe he doesn’t view his site as a business but keeping the status quo is a shitty business decision.
It is VERY irritating.
Why does it matter, Rosetta? You’re going to be banned in a few days, anyhow. Heh.
LMAO CB!
Why does it matter, Rosetta? You’re going to be banned in a few days, anyhow. Heh.
NEVER!!!!!
Comment by pajama momma on November 4, 2007 2:09 pm
LMAO
I bet that takes forever.
Oof.
I’m getting out of here before the violence starts.
Good call.
*runs away*
You’re just lucky I’m too full from my Big Boned Women of America’s electric wheel chair field trip to Haagen Dazs and Krispy Kreme Donuts to hunt you down and sit on you.
Sit on it Potsie.