Nice Deb Lives in Spain? I Did Not Know That.

Heh.
Her readers call her “the little granny,” and for eight months she has engrossed them with her ruminations on the present and her recollections of the past. Since her debut in cyberspace in December, María Amelia López, 95, has drawn thousands of readers from across the globe with an incisive blog.
López, who now calls herself [...]

Wickedpalooza! BUMPED WITH PICS!

Hey, I’m gonna meet up with WP tomorrow!
He’s trying to be all reserved.
I’m thinking you guys should place bets on who gets arrested first.
And, Oh Yeah — Cubs Win!!!

Yes Mesa and I met tonight

I look shorter than I actually am, I’m actually only about an inch or 2 shorter than he his, I just shrunk next to him.
 Also, It’s AMAZING what a good looking guy he is for his age.
He doesn’t look his age, and next to him, I totaly look mine.
We hung out for almost 6 hours, [...]

wiserbud being devoured by a shark, the real story

This makes me laugh everytime I watch it.

Seriously, Hillary. Take an Entry Level Economics Class.

Despite this…
Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday that every child born in the United States should get a $5,000 “baby bond” from the government to help pay for future costs of college or buying a home.
…I don’t believe she is actually proposing using magic pixy dust from Area 51 to give a $5,000 [...]

My telephone conversation with mesa and wickedpinto

was the usual Hostages material. Mass confusion. I thought mesa was pinto (they sound alike). Drinking was involved. They were in a bar. The waitress had a pretty smile. The waitress had a pretty neck.
Something for you to do on a slow Saturday evening. Guess the last word wickedpinto said to me before he disconnected.

The Three-Martini Renovation

Oh yeah.  THIS is a good idea.

As the housing market cools, homeowners looking to save money on renovations are hosting parties where they invite friends over for an evening of ripping out walls and laying floors. But when novices who’ve had a few drinks get a hold of crowbars, drills and Sawzalls, the results are [...]

Things my Avatar would say…

Mmmmm, pudding.
Wha?
Oooh, a puppy!
GLAR.

Oh, Sister!

It turns out that not all nuns were like the Sr. Mary Stoneface of my youth…
Sex and the Renaissance Nun
The nunneries were run like luxury boutique hotels. Novices were given duplicate keys so they could come and go as they pleased from their palatial apartments, which were filled with artwork and overlooked the Grand Canal. [...]

50 Years of Math

I’m guessing this is one of those things that makes its way around to everyone’s email eventually so it may not be brand spanking new.
It’s mildly amusing.

Happy Birthday, ‘Pinto!

I’m sure that most of the original hostages will remember this, but what the hell, it makes sense today as well. And some of the new guys need to be learned about our history and junk, soooooooooo……..
Behold, WickedPinto celebrating his BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!1!1!1!!

Happy Birthday, big guy, if it is indeed your birthday.  If not, [...]

Wake Up! It’s Big Boob Friday.

Like cookies & milk or blow & dead hookers, some things just go together.  It’s almost as if nature conspired to make us happy by bringing together two things that are in perfect harmony with one another.
Such is the case with big boobs and Fridays.  I don’t know why they go together but they do.  And who are [...]

Animal Terror update.

My old lady neighbor, the one who kicked my ass at pac-man, though I took her to school on “combat.”  and lets not talk about galaga, got a new kitten.
BEAUTIFUL cat, the coat is absolutely stunning, clearly a breed cat, though it was abandoned, and there is no geneology, though the old girl don’t care.
Anyways, [...]

If Rosetta can be declared human why can’t he?

Nut jobs alert: Austrian court throws out appeal to get chimpanzee declared a person.  He’s now got a human name — Matthew Hiasl Pan — but he’s having trouble getting his day in court. Animal rights activists campaigning to get Pan, a 26-year-old chimpanzee, legally declared a person vowed Thursday to take their challenge to [...]

Suggested Avatar for Pajama Momma


I just watched “You got Served.”

ummmmm
 uhhhhh,
Well,
Lets just say,
ummm,
 uhhhhh,
Well.

Stuff I might not remember properly.

Bryan at hot air (yes two links) says,
“*Correction: The $150 million for Spider-Man 3 is a 3-day total.”
Okay, that might apply to Spidey 3, but I think spidey 1, opened on midnight thursday morning, and raked in almost $280 mil, in a 5 day “weekend,” and is still the highest grossing first weekend, of all [...]

Test post

Yes these are mine and yes this is my crappy lightsaber movie.

Goal: Worst Political Debate Live-Blog. Ever.

Now that I have the keys to this dump I intend to use it for my own personal pleasure.
The 1,498th Democrat debate of 2007 is set to begin at 8pm CST which is about 90 minutes from now.  That is enough time to consume several adult beverages unless you are some kind of teetotalling communist.  Live [...]

A Sign of the Apocalypse

This video contains the following elements:
1)  Great song
2)  Hot chick
3)  A mime you probably won’t want to kill which is the aforementioned sign of the apocalypse

I’ve never linked Allah here,

But this is just too fucking good.
greg is just too fucking funny, and it makes me think he should run for AT LEAST state office.
I could have embedded, but really, all things considered, as NPR likes to say, just go through the story, the links, and the video.
FUCKING FUNNY!!!
So funny, that if claudia schiffer were [...]

Wow, Look At The Size Of That One!

It’s not what you think. Get your mind out of the gutter, WP.
RWS posted this awesome picture of a ginormous killer squirrel, dispatched by a couple of brave hunters. Actually, they look like they may be active Military.
Maybe WP or Mesa could weigh in on this.
Anyway, kudos to them, that couldn’t have been an easy [...]

KevlarChick does not have a blog

yet I just added comment #918. I still think it will take until Christmas to get to 1,000.
Who wants to be #919?

Separated at Birth?

I’ve always thought that Ahmadinejad’s eyes were beady as hell, too small (even for his shrunken head) and too close together.

Then I remembered who he reminds me of.

Gang of Outlaw Baboons Terrorize South African Town

Residents of Cape Peninsula, South Africa are getting all riled up about a gang of rogue baboons, 150 strong, who are breaking into their cars and homes, and leaving a big mess.
 ”People here are getting very angry,” said Peter Kirsch, a local doctor. “They get into the kitchen. They know where the refrigerator is. They [...]