Listen, bitch! I could care less about your silly little problems. Lookit what I gotta go home with! Now sit down and STFU!
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Listen, bitch! I could care less about your silly little problems. Lookit what I gotta go home with! Now sit down and STFU!
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……So I’m sitting at this bar in college, completely fucking blitzed out of my mind, it’s almost fucking closing time and all of my friends have already hooked up for the night.
Then this faggot walks in…..
I got nothing. What the hell? And I hate Edwards! I need to give this one some thought.
This should be easy, dammit.
You think Miss Teen South Carolina is an idiot? Meet Miss Teen North Carolina…
That was weak.
“if you have any questions you can ask my bitch!”
“you think THIS pussy can break my ribs? I tangled with mogolians with more machismo. They had swords, and this fag has french nails.”
“This was supposed to be his speech, but I had to fill in until he was finished with his parafin treatment.”
“I bought him a ’spyder’ for his birthday.”
“I was masturbating while fantasizing about helen thomas and then he comes in a fucks it all up.”
This is fun
I used to respect textile workers until I learned that one spawned this prancing sissy-boy slap-sister…
President? This guy? You gotta be fucking KIDDING me!
“I’d rather thumbfuck myself, than take his little dinky.”
So would he.
$400 haircuts? You should see the bill for this pansy’s weekly pubic hair plucking!
You know who has a terrific smelling vag….nancy boy here…
Speaking of “here”, has anyone else noticed that when Dodd speaks for more than two consecutive sentences he throws in random “here”s?
“What we need to do here is a get a new strategy here. I’m tough on terrorism here but I think we need to pull the troops out immediately here.”
It’s an annoing tic. It would be funny if one of the other candidates starts throwing in random “there”s.
“if you have any questions you can ask my bitch!”
*ding ding ding*
We have a winner!
I think I read somewhere that Edwards new campaign slogan is going to be “America! It’s FABULOUS!! [snap, snap, snap]
That was my personal fav ND.
Which one of the two Americas is fabulous?
the one with the public bathhouses and the young, latino houseboys.
Jane Edwards LOVES that America.
STOP IT!!!
It’s raining disingenious trail lawyers!
Iraq war?
Hated it!
I’m pretty sure I misspelled disingenuous so kiss my ass.
“So, last Halloween, this donut-puncher suggests we dress up as Siegfried and Roy….”
Yah rosetta, you mispelled “trial lawyers.”
“He keeps asking me to wax his mangina.”
Thats pretty good mesa.
Stupid trail lawyers.
‘”Mr fashion critic’ here, keeps telling me to stay away from unflattering knits, but do I listen to him?”
I don’t have a caption, but i was just wondering if anybody else noticed that those yellow wristbands, like Silky is wearing, don’t really stand for curing cancer anymore but instead have just become another symbol for smug, self righteous liberal pricks. Kerry wore one throughout the 2004 election too. It’s like another version of all the musicians doing Live Aid, or whatever it was called back in the 80’s. One more way for liberals to guilt you into doing something, and if you don’t, well then, you’re just not a good person.
I took the fun right out of this thread didn’t i?
boobies.
As Dave in Texas would say: Boogers.
“This guy cries himself to sleep after sex.”
Bubbles.
I’m pretty sure I misspelled disingenuous so kiss my ass.
You also got her name wrong Rosetta.
Or are you engaged in some joke that I don’t get Rosetta?
“…so this morning I finally find the one sweater in my whole closet that I can still barely get buttoned over my barrel-like midsection, but I still looked like a disheveled mess, decided to change again, but THIS fancy queerbait comes mincing into the room and tells me we have to leave NOW…”
ooh, how catty!
Rocket Man here can’t hang in there long enough to break a sweat much less a rib if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What will today’s adventure be?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting your heart be your guide!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
I’ll be there right by your side
I’ll be there right by your side
“yeah, I look like a hateful bitch, but really, you think YOU!!!! could get into the bathroom while this prissy pants is combing his hair?”