I feel obligated to post this, because this is my home town. At the time I lived there, there was just one high school. Now there are two, and of course they are adversaries. You didn’t have to do much to get suspended then and you don’t have to do much to get suspended now.
UPDATE: [...]
Eddie sent me this in E-mail, cuz I deleted it too fast, and I’m linking him rather than the original artical so you have to click through it.
I’m a hoosier, of sort, and I forgot the exact subject line but it was either “do we know someone in IN who would do this?”
Well, I know [...]
Listen, bitch! I could care less about your silly little problems. Lookit what I gotta go home with! Now sit down and STFU!
What could be more wholesome than going hunting with your son?
Making his favorite dish would be my guess.
Heh, it could also have been the PattyAnn cooking show — this is probably an everyday occurance in Texas and/or Missouri, but the blonde hair kind of made it obvious.
The kids must love it.
4-Eared Rabbit Appears In Yard
“I was working in my yard and I saw this little gray thing go past me and I looked up at and I thought it was a squirrel at first,” the man told KGET-TV in Bakersfield. “It turned out to be a little rabbit.”
When the rabbit was inspected, it had [...]
I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted one. Part of the reason is because it’s so hard to find a conservative who has been outed/outed herself.
I’ve decided to consider them conservative if more than 50% of their political contributions have been to the Republican Party.
So, without further ado, here is the timeless beauty [...]
Classic.
I don’t smoke, and although I’m not a militant anti-smoker, I don’t understand why people choose to start smoking at this day and age, when so much is known about its effects.
But this South London woman started smoking five cigarettes a day, 93 years ago, way before the Surgeon General’s warning even [...]
The man stripped nekkid next to the District Attorney’s office. Why, I don’t know. Nobody does.
A receptionist called for help, and a scuffle ensued. A prosecutor chased him down a stairwell, and an officer arrived to assist. The man tried to grab the officer’s weapon, as he tried to subdue him. At least that’s what [...]
With apologies to Sheb Wooley.
You will recall a previous posting here about the Cerne Abbas Giant when he was joined by a donut-eating Homer Simpson to promote The Simpson’s Movie.
The Pagans were outraged that the Giant was being used commercially. Well, now the The Purple Phantom has struck, by painting the Giant’s penis purple.
A man [...]
In honor of the return of our old friend (?) Rosetta, I am providing this link to a beautiful picture of our lovely co-blogger, Nice Deb, which was all the rage ’round these parts during Rosetta’s incarceration stint in rehab recovery from sexual re-assignment surgery absence.
Enjoy and welcome back, girlfriend!
Edited by PA to embed [...]
Okay, I enjoy sports as much as the next guy, but some people take their support for their teams just a little too far.
University of Oklahoma fan/Church deacon rips the nuts from University of Texas fan.
Honestly, the only reason I’m posting this is because
a) I wanted to use the headline
and
b) I wanted to post the [...]
Seriously?
If there is some kind of new law that the fascist BusHitler regime has instituted to once again stifle our freedoms, someone might want to warn the fine folks at DUand Kos.
I have no right to tell the story, but I think that the basics can be understood. I had a bad friday because I realized that someone else was gonna have an even worse saturday.
I might elaborate, if I am allowed.
Vick killed, DMX neglected, and recently a beloved pet is being put down out of [...]
I never leave the door open open, oh, I will let the screen breath air into my cave/tomb, but I never leave the door open.
However, since the friggen blackouts, and the misery of a hot and muggy sweaty nasty night consisting of less than 2 hours of sleep at a time sort of torture that [...]
My brother sent me this video. Pretty amazing statistics, once you hear them spelled out like this. I wonder if these people could be considered hypocrites or not?
The Guy from Boston
Update #1: Some pedantic, humorless little fucktard wants me to point out that the statistics stated in this video (gasp) are not [...]
Oh. my. God. I’m still shaking.
My husband and I were standing in the kitchen, talking, when we hear this loud buzzing noise, and see a HUMONGOID ciccada flying around one of the kitchen lights.
“How the hell did that get in here,” I asked, instinctively reaching for something to swat it with…which turned out [...]
She might stab you in the heart.
After her husband showed Falon Gonzales, 23, their divorce papers, she started to cry. When husband, Juan tried to comfort her, one thing lead to another and, as the article puts it, “the two proceeded to have sexual intercourse”. How romantic! Just like in the movies!
Don’t go to [...]
Thanks to our friend John, at AGJ
Hope John doesn’t mind me steeling the vid from him.
George Walter Jolicoeur, a 550 pound behemoth from Sanford, FL, is accused of a variety of food-related scams. In his latest scam, he was able to talk a clerk out of $120 by claiming that he bought 30 bags of moldy beef jerky.
He also told the clerk he was a police officer and was organizing a children’s charity event, said Robbin [...]
You may remember the story of the two middle school boys from Oregon who were charged with sexual harrassment for slapping girls’ butts in the hall at school on “slap butt day”.
Judge John L. Collins said he acted “in the interests of justice” after both prosecutors and the boys’ defense lawyers said four alleged victims [...]
His weapon of choice was called, “Rampant Rabbit“. I’m glad he didn’t try to fire it.
Rampant rabbit…..hmmmm kinda reminds me of ol’ Niblets.
Anyway, the man, who concealed the dildo in a plastic bag during the heist, was sentenced to five years in prison.
“He had some of his girlfriend’s items and has taken the final step [...]
Knut update!
Now that Knut has grown out if his “cute” phase, the German zoo where he lives has introduced what they hope will be their next new star: Paul the pygmy hippo.
Sorry, but it just isn’t the same. First of all, cute? Maybe for a hippo, but compared to Knut, this [...]
From Smoking Gun, who has about 500 pictures of people with black eyes, via an e-mail tip by Pupster.
Hundreds of naked people formed a “living sculpture” on Switzerland’s Aletsch glacier Saturday aimed at raising awareness about climate change.
Well, I hope they at least get in the Guiness Book of World Records for freezing their asses off, like that.
H/T: Hot Air
