That the very comment I made describing how I became wickedpinto, is PACKED with background on me.
NOT just me, but it is also a large portion of how NiceDeb and I became buddies, cuz she started to like me with the irreverent appology of “I was just her fingers while she slept, that sounds so [...]
I did not realize!!!
I’ve finally decided to post a picture of myself
I have tried to maintain a level of anonymity here on these inter-tubes, but the time has finally arrived where I feel that I can open up and let you see the real me.
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Scientific Evidence the Republicans Did Not Cause Hurricane Katrina
El Ninos did it.
First-Ever 5,000-Year Record of Hurricanes Compiled
…and it shows that the El Niño weather pattern plays a critical role in ramping up and tamping down intense hurricanes…
The Dying Cat Defense
Lindsay Lohan should have used this defense instead of the ‘black guy did it’. This isn’t exactly “fair use”, but this was a well-written article, meaning there was nothing useless to not quote.
“A man who said he was rushing his sick cat to the veterinarian led police on a high-speed chase through Dallas and [...]
Fattest Man In The World
My mom sent me this in an email. I didn’t know quite what to do with it, so I thought I’d dump it, here.
This is a least a little bit more dignified than the drunk college girl wearing Depends video.
Edit: (snooty interferrence by blog overlord) How many biodiesel cars can this guy fuel?
I’m Foil Man back, bitch!
Update: Lest we forget our humble beginnings. If I’m going to get blamed for stuff, I might as well have some fun. Nice Deb blamed me for things I didn’t do — don’t you start now, Patty Ann.
I’m sure everyone has been wondering what WickedPinto looks like. Well, he emailed this [...]
Kang-AROOOH-GAH!!!
Totaly stole it from ace, but yeah, well, made me think of our missing hostage.
Depends undergarments
Not just for the geriatric set.
Damn kids, I told them to stay out of my drawers.
Wickedpinto sends in a home video.
Should I feel guilty…
For making not just “kinda” sexual jokes, but BLATANTLY sexual jokes about a woman, that I believe is just a touch older than my own mother?
I think all you Geriatric girls are younger than Ann, assuming that Ann is the age I think she is (just short of 60) which means you are also likely [...]
Nice Deb’s out of town again open thread
If it’s good enough for her blog, it’s damn well good enough for The Hostages.
Go ahead, entertain me. I’m bored.
Mesa Gets Hit 90,000 Times and He Likes It!
Congratulations!
911 Tape From Lindsay Lohan Fright Night
Just listening to the raw audio from Breitbart and it sounds to me that the, I presume, Mother of the second assistant is saying that they were followed to their home and a “guy” jumped from Lohan’s SUV and approached them with what looked like a gun.
Go listen to it and see if that’s what [...]
Great!
Now we get to hear Paris Hilton spout about how she’s ashamed that George Bush is from Natalie Maine’s home state.
I mean really, what is it? After your first $10 million you have to have a labotamy? Don’t these people who think they are serious people, realize that noone takes them seriously? You are a [...]
EFFING FUNNY!
Cuffy just finds some of the funniest shit.
Spurwing Plover is a Ron Paul supporter.
Wickedpinto told me so.
Michael gets no Respect.
It took me 2 days to confirm this, I asked john cox, of cox and forkum,if I could use it, and I only just checked today to see if it was cool.
He seems like a nice guy, he just wanted attribution.
Anyways, I’m wondering when was the last time John was in Ohio.
Was that before or after [...]
New Orleans Ain’t Chocolate, Honey, It’s Big Green
James Lee Witt was the FEMA Director under the Clinton Administration. Louisiana Gov. Blanco hired Witt’s private firm after hurricane Katrina to help Louisiana work through federal red tape and to help manage storm debris removal, in an open-ended, no-bid contract.
Witt Associates’ initial estimate for the job was about $26 million. Records show the [...]
“Slap Butt Day” Lands Teens In Trouble
Big trouble, really…they’re facing jail time. And they’re only seventh graders.
They’re probably asking themselves, “Now, why did we think running down the hallways, and spanking the girls’ butts would be such a great idea?”
They’re facing 10 misdemeanor charges for sexual abuse and harassment — they could potentially get 10 years in juvenile facilities and be [...]
May God bless all Grandparents
Jeff Goldstein’s (Protein Wisdom) grandmother passed away. Condolences here. Jeff’s going to remember her everytime he has a butterscotch candy.
I remember my maternal grandmother (Granny) everytime I have a drink. She used to take me to the bowling alley bar and she would buy me a beer. She couldn’t boil an egg, but that [...]
Commenters at Innocent Bystanders
are the wittiest. Period.
Fox Attacks Patrons At Steakhouse
These animal attack stories are just getting scarier and scarier, guys. This time the furry menace is an actual meat eater……it bit one of the patrons!
“It was a bizarre thing,” said Sara Hall, a manager at Chef Fred’s Chesapeake Steakhouse, Bar & Grill, (who had to receive rabies shots)“I’ve never been so scared in [...]
Random Wickedpinto Fact.
I had a stutter, not a twitchy one, like those who have to deal with it in adulthood, but a Clearly voiced stutter until I was about 12 years old.
Saturday’s Below the Fold Conservative Woman
’cause she’s nekkid. (more…)
Another Conservative Woman
This one’s for ForgedRite.
Jane Russell
